Big Welcome Jimmy Moonlite!

[mr.chaz]

Nice to see you got here Jimmy.
Stop a while and buy us all a drink mate.

Cheers!
Chaz :)

[Grav]

Wot fettl Jimmy, good to see you here. :D

[technoboiler]

wey its aboot tyme ye daft bugga, huwz yee hengin grumpy ....a giv yee this link aboot a yor agan ind yiv jist gorrin......howay man.....sort yasel oot :p

[TaxiDave]

wey its aboot tyme ye daft bugga, huwz yee hengin grumpy ....a giv yee this link aboot a yor agan ind yiv jist gorrin......howay man.....sort yasel oot :p


Welcome and whatever she said as well :D

[Spike]

Wotcha.... :)

[Bosun]

greeting welcome to normality

[Crofty]

bogle bogle irie kissmateeth

[technoboiler]

he is a bit shyte when it comes to these here computery things is our jimmy,,,,,,proberbly workin out how to post,,,,,pmsl,,,get ya finga oot grumps ;)

[mr.chaz]

He managed one last night in the cossackrun thread at top of page.
If he can remember what he did last night... then hopefully we'll see him back on again tonight. Top geezer! :D

[technoboiler]

of course he is a top geeza,,,,he is a geordie ,,,,lol ;)

[mr.chaz]

of course he is a top geeza,,,,he is a geordie ,,,,lol ;)

thank christ he's not a Geordie bird then....


(walks off shaking head and tutt, tutting )

:D :eek: :D

[kitkatman]

hello! :D :D :D

[technoboiler]

bringing this back to page one incase the daft bugga misses it,,,,,, ;)

[jimmymoonlite]

Wey aye y' bugga man.....Ahl tell thee summat AAh divn knaa wey Aah Gorr eah burram eah........Aah woz shoppn fo' wan o' them wobbly jobs n bugga me ahm taakin tiv sum hairy arsed byka types .....noo aa divvn knaa aboot yee lot burrav hord aboot yonda technoboyla ............naah........nivva a hairy arse.........mind, aah divvn knaa........ennyrode Aah reckn yiz is aal canny lads so yiz r' aal aal reet by wor bonny jimmymoonlite reet enuff...

Oh I say, such language .....oh dear , dear, dear, yes melud, tiz I. .....and base libels nay forsooth such aspersions cast against the good name of such a stout and gallant fellow, truly mortified I am indeed..........SO BOLLOX !!

Actually T.B. , I am continuing slowly to master this tool of Satan, (I gave up on my own some time ago....) and I mastered how to get colour type last night..........my joy was unconfined, nay indeed I was orgasmic with delight....the missus had to ring a secret number and a nice man came out in a big red car with a nice flashy thing on the top to give me some more of that nice medication. It makes big hairy spiders do lovely patterns on the ceiling but I can't catch them.......shame cos I always wanted to ride a big blue butterfly...

Now then Mr. CHAZ, and how are you my dear? it's half term so I have taken me corsets off, loosened me sussies and am just sloppin around in me sling back slippers and off the shoulder red overalls....Mr. Cool me... and totally undisciplined..............ooh but it feels SO GOOOOD!!

Monday, and its back to school where I shall be my usual sober, sombre and forboding self....( got a reputation to maintain y' see) but the unshaven visage and the rampant tattoos give the game away a bit....

But I will share this serious thought with you, it's great to be amongst a great bunch of biker buddies where gender don't matter, where size is unimportant and if you choose to live wot you preach then thats allright.
I spent 23 and a bit years in uniform and as an old disabled 50 summat I have had enough bull**** to see me through to when I flip the kill switch....if you know what I mean........so to come to 100% Biker Forum after flirtations with other forums out there where attitudes appear to flourish to the detriment of the biking community, to find a complete absence of self opinion and a genuine forebearance of auld gits like me who cant even spell politiacl correktnis (eh? ..wot the hell is that?) is a real shot in the arm (er....let me rephrase that.........) a real tonic to the system.
So to all you bros n sistas out there, thanks for the welcome, It means more than you know...........its great to see that the liberty and fraternity of bikers still lives ( been riding sickles since 1957, (some of them were real bikes n' all.....) and that individuality still pays premium prices..........The gods permitting I will see ya at a rally or three this year, Fired up the auld Intruder yesterday after some in house surgery ( the wife was not impressed with a 800cc lump adorning the floor of the li'l bedroom - completely bolloxed the white carpet - well, the silly bitch should know better ...........(a white carpet in the bedroom f'r feck's sake.....) n the leaking battery did'nt do the laminated floor in the kitchen much good either...but, never mind.....for some there's therapy......for the rest of us, there's MOTORCYCLES....
Peace n love to ya, one n all ........noo yeez aal remimba.........yiz aal gaan canny noo............

JIMMYMOONLITE (Biking Grampy in another life.......) n before that,
773420072........... SHAW .........Queens Own .....SAHH!!

[kitkatman]

thats what i said, its a bloody mad house.......i love it! :D

[jimmymoonlite]

Got a tee shirt already so .............nah nah nah nah nah.............(which is more than I got for a letter of the week in issue 61 page 23 .....Pat........you in love?? where's me tee shirt then??..............or wos "SKIN DEEP" it....??
(lovely mag...lovely mag....) grovel grovel, kiss kiss, grovel grovel...

Jimmywornneez

[Laur]

Welcome Jimmy, not heard them called 'sickles' since I was last home :D
Laur

[Bassman]

Yep... you are most welcome M8.... at last we get someone who may be older than me!! :D

[jimmymoonlite]

Wot fettle bros n sistas......Its good to be in such distinguished company as yor good selves indeed. The missus is watching the demise of a old git (who is even sadder than me) at the moment, so I have been able to relax the leg irons a bit n get to this spawn of satan tool of the modern times and with index finger poised, this is it....
You know, it never ceases to amaze me how these non descript, down at heel, face with a lived in look types seem to pull all the birds (or at least all the ones with a spectacular mantlepiece if you get my drift) like that "Dirty Den" character. He even managed to pull while wagglin his putty on the net (oh I say old chap, rather bad taste that wot? wot? - dunno mate, I never put it in me mouth...but then I was never in the Paras.....sorry readers, a rather off colour servicemen's select joke there....).
Now me, I'm not such a bad looking chap, admittedly the years have taken their toll and one or two other bits as well but all in all I am not in bad nick. Still got a six pack, litre rather than 550ml admittedly and have a solar panel where thatch used to be but all the more power to the sex machine sez I......Go to the gym 3 times a week and sweat for an hour, don't smoke (but get friction burns now and again - it's that bloody axminster wot does it), don't drink....eh?.......yeah right.....well not much anyway. So it strikes me that I should still be marketable or at least up for a quick fondle when the wife's back is turned (wuff, wuff, get DOWN SHEP...!) But do I?? NO BLEEDIN CHANCE........Its like when I was back in the mob, my mate Nobby was as ugly as sin, he was the sort of guy that after every fight he got us in to (and believe me there were plenty...) we were variously rearranged and missing various disposable items, teeth, hair and skin mostly, but this bugger was actually improving himself. ..GOD, WAS HE UGLY....We used to say that his mother had thrown the baby away and kept the other bit but that was unkind..... When he marched, he was a bloody nightmare spider who was breaking in the legs for someone else..........uncordinated or wot....But in the beerkellers and bars of ill repute that we usually fetched up or threw up in, then he was the daddy.... gal on each knee, one for his "nob" - did I tell you he played cards as well? and hands all over the bloody place - theirs mostly, cos he always had a glass in his (both of 'em) .........Talk about a sex machine...(did I mention the Ariel square four?) no? ...now THAT was a sex machine.....Anyroad, Nobby always got his share and cookhouse helpings and afters, and seconds....the lucky dirty git...ME,? if I had fallen into a barrel full of nipples I would have surfaced sucking my own thumb....It just proves that there is no justice in this world..... Anyway, I saw Nobby a few years back and on his arm was an absoloote STUNNER....yep, that was Nobby of fond memory and did he work it up us as we swung the lamp and fought old battles and showed off our various war wounds, scars, battle honours and tattoos. His hot date wandered off and we never saw him again.....yes, I did say him......Turns out old Nobby was playing for the away team all those years and we never knew.....and him a sergeant as well.....I had shared many a tent , scrape and desert bivvy with 'im too. It just goes to show.....
Noo yeez aal gaan canny mind....

Jimmynotforturnin

[jimmymoonlite]

Welcome Jimmy, not heard them called 'sickles' since I was last home :D
Laur
YO Laur....!! Wot fettl chicken....now, I need to explain where sickles comes from....is it an americanism you ask? nay lass......

Is it an allusion towards the proximity of we bikers to the grim reaper...? nay , and again, twice nay lass....(pause here, whilst jimmy goes outside to feed the coalman's horse.....)

But rather it is a young and impressionable female's experience of an uncontrolled upsurge of stomach contents subsequent to getting her leg over (er.....moderator here.....you can't say that there 'ere....) an Ariel square 4 .....

Now you see chicken, there is a reason for everything in the biker's world ...and if there ain't, then we make one.....
After all, there was no such thing as incontinence pants until those nice men at Hinckley unveiled the TRIUMPH BONNEVILLE.....(the proper 224.57 miles per hour jobbie on the Bonneville flats of Utah and not that pale imitation that the pale wannabees ride around on these days).....aye, lass...nostalgia....ee, but them woz the days....

Jimmydaydreemin

[jimmymoonlite]

thats what i said, its a bloody mad house.......i love it! :D


361 posts.................!!!!!..sheeit man...you must have long fingers...........or very short nails......RESPECT BRO....n gawd luv ya.............

Jimmygenuflectin

[mr.chaz]

Wot fettle bros n sistas......Its good to be in such distinguished company as yor good selves indeed. The missus is watching the demise of a old git (who is even sadder than me) at the moment, so I have been able to relax the leg irons a bit n get to this spawn of satan tool of the modern times and with index finger poised, this is it....
You know, it never ceases to amaze me how these non descript, down at heel, face with a lived in look types seem to pull all the birds (or at least all the ones with a spectacular mantlepiece if you get my drift) like that "Dirty Den" character. He even managed to pull while wagglin his putty on the net (oh I say old chap, rather bad taste that wot? wot? - dunno mate, I never put it in me mouth...but then I was never in the Paras.....sorry readers, a rather off colour servicemen's select joke there....).
Now me, I'm not such a bad looking chap, admittedly the years have taken their toll and one or two other bits as well but all in all I am not in bad nick. Still got a six pack, litre rather than 550ml admittedly and have a solar panel where thatch used to be but all the more power to the sex machine sez I......Go to the gym 3 times a week and sweat for an hour, don't smoke (but get friction burns now and again - it's that bloody axminster wot does it), don't drink....eh?.......yeah right.....well not much anyway. So it strikes me that I should still be marketable or at least up for a quick fondle when the wife's back is turned (wuff, wuff, get DOWN SHEP...!) But do I?? NO BLEEDIN CHANCE........Its like when I was back in the mob, my mate Nobby was as ugly as sin, he was the sort of guy that after every fight he got us in to (and believe me there were plenty...) we were variously rearranged and missing various disposable items, teeth, hair and skin mostly, but this bugger was actually improving himself. ..GOD, WAS HE UGLY....We used to say that his mother had thrown the baby away and kept the other bit but that was unkind..... When he marched, he was a bloody nightmare spider who was breaking in the legs for someone else..........uncordinated or wot....But in the beerkellers and bars of ill repute that we usually fetched up or threw up in, then he was the daddy.... gal on each knee, one for his "nob" - did I tell you he played cards as well? and hands all over the bloody place - theirs mostly, cos he always had a glass in his (both of 'em) .........Talk about a sex machine...(did I mention the Ariel square four?) no? ...now THAT was a sex machine.....Anyroad, Nobby always got his share and cookhouse helpings and afters, and seconds....the lucky dirty git...ME,? if I had fallen into a barrel full of nipples I would have surfaced sucking my own thumb....It just proves that there is no justice in this world..... Anyway, I saw Nobby a few years back and on his arm was an absoloote STUNNER....yep, that was Nobby of fond memory and did he work it up us as we swung the lamp and fought old battles and showed off our various war wounds, scars, battle honours and tattoos. His hot date wandered off and we never saw him again.....yes, I did say him......Turns out old Nobby was playing for the away team all those years and we never knew.....and him a sergeant as well.....I had shared many a tent , scrape and desert bivvy with 'im too. It just goes to show.....
Noo yeez aal gaan canny mind....

Jimmynotforturnin

there's alot to be said for being "good looking and straight". :D

but I just can't think what it is right now...........

um....
er......
um.....

thingy. y'know?
Pink bits , instead of brown.

that's it! :)