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Steel Draconian
15-02-2005, 04:57 PM
When the first bloke who discovered you could milk a cow. How & why did he go there in the 1st plac???? :confused:
Jay
15-02-2005, 04:59 PM
on the udder hand, what would we have done without tit!


Oi, thinks thats my coat mate
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 05:13 PM
on the udder hand, what would we have done without tit!


Oi, thinks thats my coat mate


i shall fetch ya goat,,,,,lol
Jay
15-02-2005, 05:14 PM
Damn you oomin, you knows how to push the right buttons dont yer!
kitkatman
15-02-2005, 06:01 PM
what about cheese then, pulls a tit, gets some milk, leave milk in sun for a few days and then eat, yummy, dirty dirty dirty!!!!
and what about eggs........oh look, that chickens just had a dump..
fire the frying pan up pet, were eating well tonight! :D
krammer
15-02-2005, 06:06 PM
i could be a cannibal. well at least err what i mean is...like ya know when you see top totty walkin down the road... in jeans or maybe a summer dress that has become all transparent 'cause it's rained and you can see her nips? well i could eat that.....metophorically speaking you understand. :o :eek:
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 06:17 PM
fek me u aint gettin near mine then :eek:
Fran
15-02-2005, 06:52 PM
When the first bloke who discovered you could milk a cow. How & why did he go there in the 1st plac???? :confused:

What about the first bloke who tried to milk a bull by mistake? :eek:
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 06:59 PM
What about the first bloke who tried to milk a bull by mistake? :eek:


ahhhh was it really a mistake though,,,,i have noticed a lot of men here have feminine tendancies :p
Friar Tuck
15-02-2005, 06:59 PM
Yoghurt to hand it to the bloke who thought of it though!
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 07:01 PM
Yoghurt to hand it to the bloke who thought of it though!


aw dont milk it :p
Bassman
15-02-2005, 07:53 PM
The cream always rises to the top.... :rolleyes:
Santa
15-02-2005, 08:58 PM
Now you're just trying to butter them up :D !
Crofty
15-02-2005, 09:01 PM
All these plays on words aren't a-moo-sing any more
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 09:02 PM
well he certainly wasnt a cow ard......
Santa
15-02-2005, 09:02 PM
We'll consider ourselves cowed!
Dougie
15-02-2005, 09:09 PM
Why?What's your beef?
Gypsy
15-02-2005, 09:10 PM
well done thanks :D
kitkatman
15-02-2005, 09:12 PM
not moooveing then
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 09:44 PM
quick lets hoof it,,,, :D
Fran
15-02-2005, 09:48 PM
I'm getting the horn.......well someone was going to say it! :D
INDIANDRAG
15-02-2005, 09:51 PM
would love to be givin the horn :p
blackhack
15-02-2005, 10:14 PM
Herd them all before.................
kitkatman
15-02-2005, 10:28 PM
don't have a cow, man....
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 10:53 PM
dont worry bout it dairy,,,,,,,
Sir Ewok
16-02-2005, 02:52 AM
It's whey above my head, try asking a curd.

On a more sreious note and checking in the Ewokandtuck Big Boys and Girls Book of History and That, it says early peeps probably learnt from observation. Babies feed at the breast and calves feed at the udder, therefore the product must be safe to drink. Other products came later as technology developed. I want to know what div invented cheese string, have you tried tying parcels with it......