Freak
15-02-2005, 02:00 PM
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says: "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty-four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash... ...
....and both his legs fall off. :eek: :D :D
Bonus joke
John was in his garden one afternoon filling in a hole.
Next door, his neighbour was mowing the lawn when he noticed John and decided to investigate.
"What are you up to there fella," he said peering over the fence.
"All my goldfish from the pond just died", replied John, "So I've buried Them."
"I'm sorry to hear that", said the neighbour, "must have been some big old fish though John, that hole's HUGE?"
John patted down the last patch of earth before replying,
That's because they're inside your f*****g cat.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says: "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty-four."
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash... ...
....and both his legs fall off. :eek: :D :D
Bonus joke
John was in his garden one afternoon filling in a hole.
Next door, his neighbour was mowing the lawn when he noticed John and decided to investigate.
"What are you up to there fella," he said peering over the fence.
"All my goldfish from the pond just died", replied John, "So I've buried Them."
"I'm sorry to hear that", said the neighbour, "must have been some big old fish though John, that hole's HUGE?"
John patted down the last patch of earth before replying,
That's because they're inside your f*****g cat.