Secret Admirer

[Grav]

I got a valentine card from a secret admirer today. Mrs Grav is not best pleased.

[Blue]

I got a valentine card from a secret admirer today.

Probably mistook you for Wankel.

[sprintbint]

Are you sure you didn't send it to yourself :D

[saxman]

Probably mistook you for Wankel.

it was probably 'from' wankel

[Bassman]

It must have been someone on here that saw your pic....

Allright C'mon own up...whos holding up the guide dog..... :rolleyes:

[defarter]

It has been known that sending one to yer self can backfire :eek:



:D :D :D

[Blue]

It has been known that sending one to yer self can backfire :eek:
:D :D :D

What? Because you get jealous with yourself, have a big row and throw yourself out?

[W@nkel]

it was probably 'from' wankel
SSSssssscccchhh dont tell everyone...
btw Grav, wheres mine? it hasnt arrived yet

[Grav]

I assure you all, it is not from myself or w@nkel.(sorry brother, i have'nt sent you one)

[defarter]

What? Because you get jealous with yourself, have a big row and throw yourself out?



Silly thing is i keep coming back :eek:

[W@nkel]

I assure you all, it is not from myself or w@nkel.(sorry brother, i have'nt sent you one)
Ahh, haa !! so you know who its from then !!

[Grav]

No I don't know who sent it.

[Blue]

Silly thing is i keep coming back :eek:

You can't live with you, you can't live without you, eh?
:D

[defarter]

You can't live with you, you can't live without you, eh?
:D



You must have been in my class at school :D

[ForestFred]

Ok I'll own up :D

[Sir Ewok]

Silly thing is i keep coming back :eek:


You know you shouldn't take yourself back, it can only end in tears....... ;)

[Crofty]

I'd quite like a stalker, they'd follow me round and I could get them to carry my bags or go and make me some sandwiches.

[Doro]

excellent idea crofty


hmmmmmmmmm

*thinks*

[Abb]

Grav,

I didn't send it to you. I don't know where you live. Otherwise I would have.

Abb
Trouble in a box.

[Gypsy]

excellent idea crofty


hmmmmmmmmm

*thinks*

you already have one :D

[Doro]

true


you wanna try a bit of stalking to go wif yer bag carrying hon?

[Gypsy]

ok will try .... just my luck someone would call the ole bill lol :D

[Freak]

Gypsy, if you were to take the stems off apples, cherries and other fruit for Doro before she ate them, you could be her













DE-STALKER.

I know! :( I'll go stand in the corner :o

[Gypsy]

lmao forget the corner ... heres ya coat :D

[Doro]

oooooooooooo


more ideas


thanks freak :D




(don't worry, I'll still make you a cuppa when you visit, even if he won't ha ha)

[Gypsy]

thats wimmin's work that is



*runs* :D

[Doro]

yeah, ok you're right

so tonight when I get home are you gonna show me how to use our kettle?

and maybe the cooker too?


seriously folks, two years on and I still have to ask 'im how to switch the oven on.....it's a combined grill thing and I dunno which bit is which


*sigh*

[technoboiler]

oh the shame doro,,,,,,,,,lol,,,,maybe he can make a information video for u,,,,lol,,,its under the bed ;)

[Gypsy]

yeah, ok you're right

so tonight when I get home are you gonna show me how to use our kettle?

and maybe the cooker too?



*sigh*

one step at a time love, only the kettle tonight, cant run before you can walk :D

[technoboiler]

one step at a time love, only the kettle tonight, cant run before you can walk :D


fk me where do i find a man like that............. :confused:

[Doro]

dahn sarf missus lol

[technoboiler]

dahn sarf missus lol


get the kettle on,,,,am on me way''''''''oh sht 4got u dont know how u lucky bugga :D

[kitkatman]

sorry, wrong address, suppoosed to be to the vicar....