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RedRobbie
14-02-2005, 03:41 PM
Ok lets get it all out in the open, let off some steam and put the world to rights.
Mobile phones. Mobile fuckin phones.
I have one for work. I am told that its essential. Total bul**** what the hell did we do a few years ago , I'll tell ya , we met face to face and we talked. And i was with you and you were with me and we were company. Not any more thoe. Cos now some twat will phone you or text you and interupt the conversation and the cunt your with might text them back and smile or frown at the message on the screen, and not be able to share it with you. Well fukc em fukc em all. I was having a piss this very morning. I held my dick with one hand whikst talking on my mobile . Actualy working and pissing at the same time. WHAT THE FUKC IS GOING ON.
At what piont are we going to stop. 2 lads in the pub last night and they hardly said a word to each other, they just sat and sent texts to their mates who were somewhere else. If they are that fucken interesting why the fukc dont you meet up with them in the pub, you pair of cunts.
Ok Ime a moaning old fart but thats just because everyone else in the world is wrong and god sent me to enlighten you.
I am on a mission SO FUKK OFF
Freak
14-02-2005, 03:59 PM
I Just turn mine off :p :D
krammer
14-02-2005, 04:04 PM
christ robbie, you sure have some issues mate :)
RedRobbie
14-02-2005, 04:09 PM
christ robbie, you sure have some issues mate :)
I know and its great. I row with myself all the time.
RedRobbie
14-02-2005, 04:11 PM
Poor Mrs Red
he is a scouser, what did you expect, Fluffy bunny threads? :D Nowt wrong with having a rant, it is very theraputic to let off a little steam now and then to alleviate stress. ;)
I have a mobile phone which is powered by steam and i can make phone calls or send text messages on it. Why does a mobile also have to be a camera/mp3 player/digital video recorder/games console and player of shoitybastardannoying ring tones? That fukking frog does my bleeding head in and who the fukk invented sweety the chick? there is a never ending series of crappy ads on the telly trying to get me to part with money to buy this shoite. Shoot the fukking lot of them!!!!!!
I feel calm now. :D
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scouser.
Bosun
14-02-2005, 04:37 PM
2 lads in the pub last night and they hardly said a word to each other, they just sat and sent texts to their mates
i cant work that one out either... theres a group of 4 girls do that all night in the club only looking up to order another coke
Mrs Reject
14-02-2005, 04:41 PM
Can you just hang on a minute I'm texting my mum :D
RedRobbie
14-02-2005, 05:42 PM
AAARGGGHHH
when I was a lad.........
URRG the voices the voices wont stop
Jonnyfp
14-02-2005, 06:11 PM
he is a scouser, what did you expect, Fluffy bunny threads? :D Nowt wrong with having a rant, it is very theraputic to let off a little steam now and then to alleviate stress. ;)
I have a mobile phone which is powered by steam and i can make phone calls or send text messages on it. Why does a mobile also have to be a camera/mp3 player/digital video recorder/games console and player of shoitybastardannoying ring tones? That fukking frog does my bleeding head in and who the fukk invented sweety the chick? there is a never ending series of crappy ads on the telly trying to get me to part with money to buy this shoite. Shoot the fukking lot of them!!!!!!
I feel calm now. :D
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scouser.
Upper crust scouser it seems...lol
The wirral is where Anne Robinson lives innit?
dracken1
14-02-2005, 06:12 PM
i have an old nokia 3210. i use it when i out of the workshop. i never send texts on it.
but my phone gets laughed at because its not all singing all dancing.
"why don't you update that antique" they say. why?.
because the new ones are smaller do more things etc etc.
"but will it make phonecalls" i ask.
"of course it bloody will" they reply.
"so wtf do i need to change it for then, this one does that"
plus people are not out to nick my 3210
plus it's got a green an white case with the welsh dragon on it.
can't have that on the new ones :)
Jonnyfp
14-02-2005, 06:15 PM
The speaker phone mode is a good new feature and i love sendin pics of my bum to the girlfriend...lol
But thats about it...but would'nt a camera phone be of some use to you with your business Wynne?
Friar Tuck
14-02-2005, 06:17 PM
You do know that Blair will declare War on Ranters when he gets voted in for a third term?
technoboiler
14-02-2005, 06:18 PM
i have an old nokia 3210. i use it when i out of the workshop. i never send texts on it.
but my phone gets laughed at because its not all singing all dancing.
"why don't you update that antique" they say. why?.
because the new ones are smaller do more things etc etc.
"but will it make phonecalls" i ask.
"of course it bloody will" they reply.
"so wtf do i need to change it for then, this one does that"
plus people are not out to nick my 3210
plus it's got a green an white case with the welsh dragon on it.
can't have that on the new ones :)
i have one of them too,,,lol,,,i find it very handy coz i do a lot of driving at night and it makes me feel a lot safer,,and the old ones a indestructable :D
RedRobbie
14-02-2005, 06:18 PM
Upper crust scouser it seems...lol
The wirral is where Anne Robinson lives innit?
Nah shes from Southport I moved here last year from sefton park so I guess I have always been fucken posh
The censor doesn't seem to recognise ***** ha ha
bugger it does, how did you get away with that on yer 1st post rr?
Nah shes from Southport I moved here last year from sefton park so I guess I have always been fucken posh
Sefton Park, posh?
Waaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:D :D :D
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West Derby Posh lad. ;)
Freak
14-02-2005, 08:40 PM
Nah shes from Southport I moved here last year from sefton park so I guess I have always been fucken posh
She might be from Southport but she lives down the road from me in Broadway (the uk version) :(
First house on the left, You can spit on it from the bypass :D apparently :o
Christ she is scary, bet you never cherry-knocked her door when you were a wee lad....
Freak
14-02-2005, 08:51 PM
Christ she is scary, bet you never cherry-knocked her door when you were a wee lad....
I wouldn't let her anywhere near my cherry :eek:
plus I think she's on the main sewage system. :p
Wee lad......hardest game in the world :D
RedRobbie
14-02-2005, 11:47 PM
Sefton Park, posh?
Waaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:D :D :D
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West Derby Posh lad. ;)
Well we're both dead posh but i'm fuckn posher than you.
West Derby do you know Mark pearson AKA Peo works for manweb and Andy Miley also manweb?
Nope, we moved to Skem when I was 4 and I now live in Wigan. I am no longer posh. :D
RedRobbie
14-02-2005, 11:56 PM
Nope, we moved to Skem when I was 4 and I now live in Wigan. I am no longer posh. :D
I bet its Ormskirk and that would make you well posh
Ormskirk aint posh.... :D My missus was raised there and she's not posh at all.
RedRobbie
15-02-2005, 12:09 AM
Ormskirk aint posh.... :D My missus was raised there and she's not posh at all.
Burcough then. Now thats dead dead fucken posh. Posher than a posh party in posh town on mid mid summers posh day
Sir Ewok
15-02-2005, 01:02 AM
I grew up in Brixton,Lovely place and an endless supply of Ganja....
Those were the days...... :)
RedRobbie
15-02-2005, 01:04 AM
And mineral water..........DOH thats Buxton
I'll go to bed now
Burcough then. Now thats dead dead fucken posh. Posher than a posh party in posh town on mid mid summers posh day
My mum and dad live in Burscough, looks like i'm dead feckin posh again :D
Nope, we moved to Skem when I was 4 :D
Thought you had an air of WEST-PIMBO about you! :D
Ahh West Pimbo, Skem's unofficial race track. :D I learnt to ride bikes on that industrial estate way back in the early 80's on my first bike, a Yamaha YB 100, when I was 17.
* wanders off reminiscing about the good old days.....* :D
Doin A Job For A Company Up There At The Mo. Never Seen So Many Prostitutes In All My Life.
krammer
15-02-2005, 04:34 PM
Doin A Job For A Company Up There At The Mo. Never Seen So Many Prostitutes In All My Life. jesus jay! what are yiu saying man :eek:
NO NO NO NO NO NO...........I MEAN NO FOR SURE ABSOLUTELY NO.
What I was simply bringing to everyones attention was that, there are.
Simply put, as you drive home after work you.
The thing is this, this the thing.
MUMMY!
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 04:40 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NO...........I MEAN NO FOR SURE ABSOLUTELY NO.
What I was simply bringing to everyones attention was that, there are.
Simply put, as you drive home after work you.
The thing is this, this the thing.
MUMMY!
oh no,,,he has a baby fetish,,,dressing in a nappy and ****ting yourself while a large breasted woman burps you is quite frankly NOT ON jay man
oh no,,,he has a baby fetish,,,dressing in a nappy and ****ting yourself while a large breasted woman burps you is quite frankly NOT ON jay man
WHY WHY WHY would you say this and rock my merry old world!
Slurp slurp
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 05:11 PM
pmsl,,,,,,,, awwwwwwwww
shussssssshhhhhhhhhhh
shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
all better now babeeeeeeeee
shushhhhhhhhhhhh shushhhhhhhh
good ikkle boy :p
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIE MAMMA :p
krammer
15-02-2005, 05:21 PM
don't you find breast milk a bit sweet?
technoboiler
15-02-2005, 05:22 PM
don't you find breast milk a bit sweet?
cant remember that far back myself,,,,,,,lol
Yeah, but just means you dont bother with adding sugar to your Bran Flakes...
kitkatman
15-02-2005, 05:48 PM
i work in london as a drayman and i hate f@kin traffic wardens with a passion, i would'nt piss on the f@ckers if they were on fire, if i am parked illegaly then give me a ticket, thats fair.... but i have had one c@nt write me a ticket for driving down greek st in soho ( I was'nt curb crawling, i was going slower than that!) , no messing, and the cheeky fucka followed us around the corner to old compton street and gave me a ticket there for delivering and also the ticket from greek st, my record for around that area is 16, no i have'nt made a typing error, 16 tickets for the 13 drops i delivered too, i also had a threat to be wheel clamped, which i politely parked the lorry in the middle of the road ( soho square) and blocked the whole **** house up for half an hour, the police got involved and i was nearly arrested, another story! so hear my voice....
I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS ****S ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKES, YOU GOD DAMN MUTHA F@CKING CHEESY COCK ENDS.....
thats a bit better
kitkatman
15-02-2005, 05:51 PM
by the way, if any chaps are driving around london and see a charles wells waggon (blue daf ) AE54 ABK, give the door a bang and shout 'kitkatman' and we will stop for a cuppa and a chat, my round :D
Dougie
15-02-2005, 08:07 PM
Got any spare Bombardier then,KK? :D :D
Well for once I haven't got anything worth moaning about.
Got my first customer for me new business venture, ample cans of Stella, my youngest slept in until 7 this morning and only got up once in the night, my wife is still a sizzler and I have just had the nicest Aunt Bessies Chicken pie for tea.
Yup.....it's all good here! :)
kitkatman
15-02-2005, 08:59 PM
Got any spare Bombardier then,KK? :D :D
do you want some sent up !!!!
Dougie
15-02-2005, 09:11 PM
Nah,'sokay,I can get it in Asda,or Safeways or somewhere!Thanks tho' m8! :D
Damn good pint!
kitkatman
15-02-2005, 10:20 PM
most prob cheaper from there than the brewery! as you say, good pint, makes me feel a bit sick after a dozen though, cant understand why, possibly too sweet!
Sir Ewok
16-02-2005, 03:03 AM
Jeez, I used to love the old 'Bombadier', don't drink much in pubs nowadays, as they are all synthetic, but used to aim for Charlie wells houses...... :cool:
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