where is everyone from anywayssssss?

[ladyrider]

I'm from Houston..where are ya'll from?..has anyone met anyone on here in person yet?.. ok, well..justa checking..ha :p

[blackhack]

We all live in the same house but dont talk to each other in person....just on this board

[ForestFred]

Except me I live in a Tree :D

[Friar Tuck]

I live in the cupboard under the stairs! :D

[TaxiDave]

I live in a cardboard box in a subway not far from Birmingham City Centre, and because I said I was an asylum seeker when I first moved into it, I was given a wireless enabled laptop, hence my ability to type to all these reprobates in between sitting in a shop doorway with a sleeping bag around my shoulders begging from the passers by and my day job of selling The Big Issue.

[Yoda]

i live in a little cave on a planet far far away

Yoda

[Freak]

Sometimes, I'm not here at all.
ha-ha
HA-HA
HA-HA
HA-HA
HA-HA
HA-HA
HA-HA


ahem, sorry about that :o

[STEViE]

Hi ladyrider, yes a lot of us have met up at bike rallies. We mostly bump into each other whilst blind drunk, or a least making our way to that state.

[Sir Ewok]

Poor Ladyrider must think we're mad. I live in Northampton, as far away from the sea as you can get in England and have met quite a few of the nutters that populate this board. Even done some business with a couple of them. They are mainly harmless, but as with many a varied bunch of gals and geezers, some are monsters in disguise......... :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

I live in next box down from taxi dave.. :D

i have a picket fence tho dontcha know.

[TaxiDave]

i have a picket fence tho dontcha know.


And its painted white

[Jonnyfp]

Too right..saving up my groats for a bit of astroturf now.

[technoboiler]

Even done some business with a couple of them. They are mainly harmless, but as with many a varied bunch of gals and geezers, some are monsters in disguise......... :eek:


yeh,,,,,and u still owe me a fiver for that quickie :D

i am from the north east of england lady,,,,,,,,,,up in broon dog country :p

[ninjagal600]

im from shrewsbury in uk... :)

[Erogenous Jones]

Hi Ladyrider. I be from south Wales. :)

[dracken1]

i'm from the mid wales coast and not counting ireland am the nearest to you.
plus my handle is "dracken" which means dragon so i'm also extinct too. :(

[Grav]

I have met some of the good folks here and they are all quite, quite mad, especially Forest Fred who is a complete wierdo. :D

I am from Wigan in NW Englandshire. Lancashire to be precise, the center of all creation. :D

[bill?]

I'm from here, or there it just depends on your perspective really.:eek:

[m@rk]

i would say sunny devon but me thinks those saft northerners have nicked the sun...lol :rolleyes:

[jediross]

I'm from the Bedford area, not that anyone cares....sniff

[Crofty]

Leeds, er, is this post 10 characters long yet?

[kitkatman]

i'm lost. and nobody will tell me where home is....boo hoo, boo hoo,
not really


kempston, bedfordshire

[bill?]

are we there yet mum, are we there yet?

[100%Pat]

I originally a Bedford girl myself.... so is Mrs R too!
Im down there for a family funeral tomorrow as well, but just a flying visit then heading back , I think me & Mrs R were a bit before your time (shutthefuckuptherestofyoubeforeyoustart) but we may have people in common? ;)

[RedRobbie]

I live in the bathroom .I wear a long dress that goes over the toilet roll. I dont like poodles or Belgium and i can sing the tune from scoobydoo.

[Tex]

I live in Hyde in Tameside, serial killer central of the UK (Harold Shipman, Ian Brady, Myra Hindley) :(

[bill?]

are we there yet mum, are we there yet?






oooh I need the toilet......









can I have an ice cream








are we there yet mum, are we there yet?

[Bosun]

im within the safety of the m25 safety rbarrier they put all around london

[Freak]

im within the safety of the m25 safety rbarrier they put all around london

Doesn't stop you feckers getting out though :p :D :D

[ForestFred]

I have met some of the good folks here and they are all quite, quite mad, especially Forest Fred who is a complete wierdo. :D

I am from Wigan in NW Englandshire. Lancashire to be precise, the center of all creation. :D
No I'm bloody not my Psyciatrist says so :p :D

[Bubbles]

I Be from Crappy Croydon...

Deep Joy.

[Friar Tuck]

Spent an astounding Christmas Eve in Croydon Nick in 1995!

[Bassman]

Hi Gal... I am from dreary Doncaster in Yorkshire, but originally from Welsh Wales!!
Don't know why I ever left there really... oh yes I remember now,, summat about being run out of town on a log floating down the river!!
Not very nice is it!! :mad:
Especially as we didn't have a river....

[Dougie]

I'm originally from Scotland's ancient capital,Dunfermline, where Andrew Carnegie was born.I'm now exiled accross the Firth of Forth in Edinburgh,which,during the Festival,has more Americans visiting than you could shake a stick at!





Either that or I'm a figment of Fran's frighteningly warped imagination! :eek:

[JOE]

Dougie's right, I'm from Ed too. Last festival I spent most of my time shaking a stick at the buggers and still didn't get 'em all.

[Jim]

I'm from Newmarket the home of English horseracing.

[Jim]

I think me & Mrs R were a bit before your time (shutthefuckuptherestofyoubeforeyoustart)

Touchy !!!

[krammer]

im from birmingham which is a multicultural place and everyone gets along so well ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Shut up you gimp.. :D

[krammer]

Shut up you gimp.. :D who you callin a fuckin gimp?:D :D

[saxman]

i am kept in the attic and only let out occasionaly. :(

[defarter]

I'm from Essex not to be mistaken with the 2 gimps from birmingham :D :D




On the move now though :eek:

[Santa]

I'm from a very cold place with reindeer and elves, and I only get out once a year, but I have met some of these reprobates while doing my rounds :eek:

[Jimbob]

Howdy, I live in a creche that doubles as my house :eek:

Bloody kids......

[Jimbob]

Sorry, forgot to mention its in Devon.

Ooh argh..etc etc etc :rolleyes:

[MAX]

Hi ladyrider i'm on the sunny northwest coast sandwiched in the unenviable position between Grav and Redrobbie :)

[Spike]

Im from Coventry, and anywere else is just bloody forieners :p

[W@nkel]

Eh? :eek: whats with all the Bedford people on here? Kitkatman, jediross and *ME* plus ex-Bedfordians Mrs 'R'(eject?) & 100%Pat !!!
Jediross... whats with the 'Jesters'?? there used to be a Bedford bike club called the Jesters many years ago.. some names you may know? Gary 'Joe' Corrigan (RIP), Jinx, Ainsley, Ken Mahaddy (sp?)... ring any bells? I tried your www.jesters-mcc.co.uk but i only got a pic of a cloth patch.

[ForestFred]

Hey guys an gals I think we've scared another one off :rolleyes:


Scaredy cat Scaredy cat !! :p

No I dont mean it come on back girl :D

[Friar Tuck]

Hey guys an gals I think we've scared another one off :rolleyes:


Scaredy cat Scaredy cat !! :p

No I dont mean it come on back girl :D
FF's enough to scare anyone away!

[jediross]

Eh? :eek: whats with all the Bedford people on here? Kitkatman, jediross and *ME* plus ex-Bedfordians Mrs 'R'(eject?) & 100%Pat !!!
Jediross... whats with the 'Jesters'?? there used to be a Bedford bike club called the Jesters many years ago.. some names you may know? Gary 'Joe' Corrigan (RIP), Jinx, Ainsley, Ken Mahaddy (sp?)... ring any bells? I tried your www.jesters-mcc.co.uk but i only got a pic of a cloth patch.


Thats us!!! With me being the newest member. And yes the club has been going for a very long time, around 20 odd years according to the oldies in it!!

Jinx and Ainsley still in club, though Ainsley moved away from Bedford. Some other names you may know... Pops, Simes, Jason, Nige, Greg.

Website still under construction i'm afraid.

Feel free to pop down to the Nags Head in Westoning alternate Fridays, some if not all of us will be there.

Cheers

Paul

[jediross]

i'm lost. and nobody will tell me where home is....boo hoo, boo hoo,
not really


kempston, bedfordshire

Yikes, I'm only up the road in smelly Stewartby!!

[bunbag]

kilt country where the only place that the tourist,s wear tartan or doormen of hotels wear kilts.

[Sir Ewok]

kilt country where the only place that the tourist,s wear tartan or doormen of hotels wear kilts.

You mean America....

[Doro]

originally from Newcastle - North East - moved to Basingstoke (South and East of London) for work 2 years ago

famous North East folk you may know (in America)


Sting, Stan Laurel, Mark Knopfler, Earl Gray (as in the tea), George Washington's ancestors, Catherine Cookson, Joseph Swan (inventor of the light bulb see link - http://www.maxmon.com/1878ad.htm)


um, there's more, gimme a chance to think (am only thinking of ones they'd know in the USA)

[Doro]

Grav said he's from Wigan, famous for two things....Wigan pier


and


Wigan cassino




*keep the faith*

[BlackPig]

Cornishman,in exile somewhere in Brittany..................... ;)

[Shep]

Originally from Glastershoire, now serving time for sins of employment, in Berkshire :( , wanna get back to Oxfordshire. :)


Once almost shot a guy from St Petersburg, Fl. Do you know him? :p

[Gypsy]

originally from Newcastle - North East - moved to Basingstoke (South and East of London) for work 2 years ago

famous North East folk you may know (in America)


Sting, Stan Laurel, Mark Knopfler, Earl Gray (as in the tea), George Washington's ancestors, Catherine Cookson, Joseph Swan (inventor of the light bulb see link - http://www.maxmon.com/1878ad.htm)


um, there's more, gimme a chance to think (am only thinking of ones they'd know in the USA)

not trying to be picky but we are south west of london :p ... you been speaking to the fart pants too much :D

[kennptwo]

I'm originally from Bedfordshire too - Luton - bit now live up in Northumberland where the geordies are great and the countryside is the best, as are the beaches - but please don't tell them southerners or they'll all move up here!

[Doro]

yeah I know I live south west of London, but I get mixed up cos the BBC and certain other folk refer to us as the 'south east'

see

??

[Gypsy]

lmao thats no excuse :D

[brandersnatch]

Originally from (gawd bless you guv'nor) Stratford in East London. But now I'm an east end boy boy made good and I live in Essex, along with an awfull lot of ex east enders. :D

[Jay]

Gloucester boy, and no I didn't know Fred West (although my mates dad was his friend :eek: ) or do I sleep with my own sister.......very often

[Otter]

Put another one down for the East Midlands crowd.

Currently living in Northamptonshire.
But have lived in Milk'n'Beans, Devon, Leicester (c'mon the Foxes), Lincolnshire.

[Steel Draconian]

"The only place to be..YORKSHIRE!"

[Grav]

Grav said he's from Wigan, famous for two things....Wigan pier


and


Wigan cassino




*keep the faith*

Wigan is also famous for:-
Uncle Joes Mint Balls
Pies
Coal mining
The Textile Industry
George Formby was born here
Wigan Rugby League club (the most famous club in the world)
More Pies
Kajagoogoo (crap 80's band)
Gary Barlow (ex take that) went to school here
Kym Marsh (crap pop star)was born here
Ian McKellern (actor) went to school here
Kay Burley ( sky news presenter) was born here
The annual Jazz festival (reckoned to be one of the finest in the world by Jazz afficionado's)
Asda has its Flagship store here
JJB Sports has its head office here
Tote (the betting shop company) has its head office here
The Keep Britain Tidy campaign (Tidy Britain Group) is based here
Even more Pies
The Verve (popular indie band)
Richard Ashcroft (was in the Verve, now solo)
Bickershaw Rock Festival (promoter, Jeremy Beadle)
Mrs Grav was born here
I live here :D

And thats just some of the things Wigan is famous for. Its history can be traced back to before the Romans colonised Britain and it is reckoned to have been the site of a settlement for at least the last 5 thousand years.

The down side is that St Helens is too close for comfort. :D (local joke)

[technoboiler]

grav,,,,,,,you are one sad puppy :o :p

[Jay]

The down side is that St Helens is too close for comfort. :D (local joke)

Is that a LOCAL JOKE FOR LOCAL PEOPLE huh

[technoboiler]

Is that a LOCAL JOKE FOR LOCAL PEOPLE huh



ewwwwwwww,,,just had a flash that grav has a front bottom :eek:

[Grav]

Nowt wrong with learning a bit of local history Techno. Its surprising how much you can learn about where you live and the famous folks associated with the place. :)

[Jay]

Wretch.....Gagg......choke......salivate salivate......spew....churn.....wheeze.

No not Grav, he's a man's man.

[Jay]

Nowt wrong with learning a bit of local history Techno. Its surprising how much you can learn about where you live and the famous folks associated with the place from google. :)

:D ........

[kennptwo]

Wigan is also famous for:-
Uncle Joes Mint Balls
Pies
Coal mining
The Textile Industry
George Formby was born here
Wigan Rugby League club (the most famous club in the world)
More Pies
Kajagoogoo (crap 80's band)
Gary Barlow (ex take that) went to school here
Kym Marsh (crap pop star)was born here
Ian McKellern (actor) went to school here
Kay Burley ( sky news presenter) was born here
The annual Jazz festival (reckoned to be one of the finest in the world by Jazz afficionado's)
Asda has its Flagship store here
JJB Sports has its head office here
Tote (the betting shop company) has its head office here
The Keep Britain Tidy campaign (Tidy Britain Group) is based here
Even more Pies
The Verve (popular indie band)
Richard Ashcroft (was in the Verve, now solo)
Bickershaw Rock Festival (promoter, Jeremy Beadle)
Mrs Grav was born here
I live here :D

And thats just some of the things Wigan is famous for. Its history can be traced back to before the Romans colonised Britain and it is reckoned to have been the site of a settlement for at least the last 5 thousand years.

The down side is that St Helens is too close for comfort. :D (local joke)
Yeah - but apart from that.....................

[technoboiler]

Nowt wrong with learning a bit of local history Techno. Its surprising how much you can learn about where you live and the famous folks associated with the place. :)


if ya a sad puppy,,,,,,,,,,,lol

[Grav]

I care not Techno, I love this town and its wealth of culture and history. We as Brits should celebrate our rich cultural heritage which puts the Great in GREAT BRITAIN, the finest nation on earth. :D

[technoboiler]

I care not Techno, I love this town and its wealth of culture and history. We as Brits should celebrate our rich cultural heritage which puts the Great in GREAT BRITAIN, the finest nation on earth. :D


fk me pink gravy are you biting by chance?????,,,,,pmsl

[Jay]

I care not Techno, I love this town and its wealth of culture and history. We as Brits should celebrate our rich cultural heritage which puts the Great in GREAT BRITAIN, the finest nation on earth. :D

Are you serious?

If you are, I got summat to say about this, if not I'll shut me gob!

[technoboiler]

fetch the large net men,,,,i just caught me a fookin big tench ;)

[Steel Draconian]

I'll fly the flag fer britain, but we lost the great a long time ago

[Jay]

I agree and something needs to change.

WELSH, SCOTTS & IRISH all very patriotic, ENGLISH, known only for drinking too much and causing trouble abroad.

We gotta do somethin and quick!

[krammer]

I agree and something needs to change.

WELSH, SCOTTS & IRISH all very patriotic, ENGLISH, known only for drinking too much and causing trouble abroad.

We gotta do somethin and quick! i agree mate. one of the few (well only) good thing about west brom is that there is a huge st georges day parade there and for one day only you can be unashamedly nationalistic

[technoboiler]

i am proud to be british,,,, but i am sometimes ashamed that we seem to have lost the warrior spirit and become mamby pamby do gooders who dont like anyone who aint 'NORMAL'
and i am seriously pssed off at the way it seems to be everyman for himself and fk the rest,....although i dont mind the job of fking the rest..... ;)

[Jay]

does that mean if everyman has had himself, he opts out of 'fking the rest?

[technoboiler]

does that mean if everyman has had himself, he opts out of 'fking the rest?


do u wanna share some of that ya on darlin,,,,,hehehehe :p

[kitkatman]

I originally a Bedford girl myself.... so is Mrs R too!
Im down there for a family funeral tomorrow as well, but just a flying visit then heading back , I think me & Mrs R were a bit before your time (shutthefuckuptherestofyoubeforeyoustart) but we may have people in common? ;)
getting a bit grumpy in your old age pat!! :D :D :D

[Grav]

fk me pink gravy are you biting by chance?????,,,,,pmsl

Me, bite?

Naaaaahhhhhhhh :D

[Jay]

do u wanna share some of that ya on darlin,,,,,hehehehe :p

You can take all my money, my watch even the shirt off my back......but don't ever consider touching my cans of Stella :mad:

[technoboiler]

You can take all my money, my watch even the shirt off my back......but don't ever consider touching my cans of Stella :mad:



dont have to touch the cans babes,,,i bring my own straw,,,,i am a geordie after all,,,,pmsl

[sprintbint]

Originally from North London....now living in Fareham in Hampshire right down in the sunny south :p

[Gypsy]

i am proud to be british,,,, but i am sometimes ashamed that we seem to have lost the warrior spirit and become mamby pamby do gooders who dont like anyone who aint 'NORMAL'
and i am seriously pssed off at the way it seems to be everyman for himself and fk the rest,....although i dont mind the job of fking the rest..... ;)
you are not allwoed to be british / english anymore, local councils have seen to that , too much PC etc, you have no rights anymore, banned from putting the english flag up during football tournements, banned from putting xmas decorations up the list goes on, one old girl was even taken to court for having pigs in her window cos it was classed as offensive

[technoboiler]

well,,,,nearly every chav in my street had a jack in their window when the footy was on and old bill said fuk all,,,,but i do live on a rather ruff council estate now and the rozzers dont really want to start offending anyone here with their so called laws,,,,lol

[W@nkel]

Thats us!!! And yes the club has been going for a very long time. Jinx and Ainsley still in club, Some other names you may know... Pops, Simes, Jason, Nige, Greg.
Its the same club!!! :eek: I had a chat with Jinx at the Celtic Warriors last year. Ainsleys a top bloke, i havnt seen him for a long time. Cant say as i know any of the rest of the names.
I'm only up the road in smelly Stewartby!
Is that you? ffs!! have you seen a doctor about that? i pity your poor missus :D

[jediross]

Yep Ains is a top bloke, was best man at his wedding!!! He's moved up to near Rockingham and so is the most Northerly of our club!!! Oh, and he is a foster carer now FFS who would have thought it!

Jinx having a bit of a bad time at the moment, sure he will bounce back though.

Let me know your 'real' name and I'll pass on a hello to the lads.

Paul

[purplerabbit]

sunny south wales for me

beautiful place, with in the main wonderful people, and we are unashamedly patriotic

Samx

Welsh and Proud

with a smattering of maltese as well

[Corban]

Chesham, Bucks. Anyone in here go to bike pubs herabouts?

[Huw Beer Monster]

with a smattering of maltese as well

You're meant to share maltesers. Pass yourself around. ;)

[Krissa]

I am from Manchester