Wise words indeed

[RedRobbie]

If your Father builds houses
You should build cars
A simple but often misunderstood philosophy

[defarter]

More wise words :D :D :D

A simple but often misunderstood philosophy :o

[Freak]

If your Father builds houses
You should build cars
A simple but often misunderstood philosophy

Thats wierd :eek:
My dad is a builder
and I trained as a mechanic and built cars for 9 years
Still dont understand it though :confused:

[Dougie]

"There is nothing so overrated as a bad f*ck-
and nothing as underrated as a good sh!t!"

Anon.

[fade2black]

" I'd rather sample a drink than drink a sample"

[Dougie]

"Don't eat yellow snow."

[Freak]

Time goes we say
alas no
Time stays, we go

:eek:

[RedRobbie]

Some men eat fishes
some men eat meat
Tuesday allways has a lunch break

The Swami RedRobbie

[Fran]

If at first you don't succeed
In wi' the boot & in wi' the heed...


Old Scottish proverb I think....... :D

[Doro]

it's better to ask for forgiveness

than to beg for permission






mud thrown is ground lost

[kitkatman]

2 in the bush is better than one in the hand,, belive..gimme that bush!

[Jonnyfp]

My favourite is still uncorrugated's signiture from BW...

The mind is like a parachute...it only works if its open..

[Doro]

or


my personal opinions are just that

[Shep]

The mice voted to bell the cat.


The cat's opinion was not asked.

[RedRobbie]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotemy

[Freak]

If ya cant beat them













Shoot them :p

[Sir Ewok]

give Credit Where Credits Due,
but Never Give A Jew Credit

if At First You Don't Suceed
so Much For Skydiving

[STEViE]

My own personal philosophy ....


There are only three types of music.

That what you like
That what you don't
An' that what you ain't heard yet




works for me.

That an' "We learn as we go"

[technoboiler]

The ability to quote is a servicable subsitute for wit

sommerset maughn :)

[Sir Ewok]

is that a quote TB..... :rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

is that a quote TB..... :rolleyes:


pmsl yes.......fek orf...... ;)

[RedRobbie]

A man who chases squirrels
Has never known his uncle

[Mrs Reject]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotemy

You wouldn't want a labotomy espcially as you don't have the requisite parts
:D (or is it an ectomy :confused: ) Try lobotomy :)

[TaxiDave]

Perfect Preperation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

[mr.chaz]

You can tune a fork....

but you can't tuna fish.

:rolleyes:

[Dougie]

If at first you don't succeed-

use a bigger hammer.







Or just give up and feck off.......

[INDIANDRAG]

:D BORN ON A MOUNTAIN-RAISED IN A CAVE
BIKIN AND F***IN IS ALL I CRAVE :p

[Freak]

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." -- Robert Frost

[Huw Beer Monster]

"yes dear"
"certainly dear".

[Gypsy]

hindsight is always 20-20

[Jay]

Life is like a long straight road,
It is easy to veer off,
and sooner or later it ends!

[technoboiler]

experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes........oscar wilde

[Jay]

I think the most profound words I have ever been given were from my old boss, she said quite simply:

"PEOPLE ARE NEVER WHAT THEY SEEM!.........EVER!"

[technoboiler]

I think the most profound words I have ever been given were from my old boss, she said quite simply:

"PEOPLE ARE NEVER WHAT THEY SEEM!.........EVER!"
strange i find the opposite,,,,ppl are always how they seem to me :)

[WeaverII]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance
Baffle them with bullsh1t

[Jay]

strange i find the opposite,,,,ppl are always how they seem to me :)

Well without wanting to quash your theory I can tell you now I am DEFINITELY NOT A WOOFTER! :D

[technoboiler]

Well without wanting to quash your theory I can tell you now I am DEFINITELY NOT A WOOFTER! :D


and i never for one moment thought u barked babes,,,,, :D

[Steel Draconian]

Anyone can enjoy what they do, It's doing what you enjoy that counts!

[technoboiler]

women might be able to fake orgasms

but men can fake whole relationships

...................jimmy schubert

[Steel Draconian]

A womens only as good as her last blow job!

[kennptwo]

You don't stop partying because you're getting old,
You get old because you stop partying.

[technoboiler]

i know i have said this b4,, but i love it




avoid fruit and nuts

you are what you eat :)

[Steel Draconian]

i know i have said this b4,, but i love it




avoid fruit and nuts

you are what you eat :)

Ahhh? Now I know why i'm called a cunt!

[kennptwo]

LOL - I'd love to answer that but it would be very rude!

[kennptwo]

Ahhh? Now I know why i'm called a cunt!
Yep - that's what I meant.

[Steel Draconian]

Thank god i'm not called an arshole tho!!

[Jay]

Thanks for this info, I shall immediately change my signin name to 'CHICKENCURRYINAGIANTYORKSHIREPUDDING'

[Erogenous Jones]

Safety has no place anywhere. Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow (an appalling animal to watch at the trotters.) And everything that isn't fun is dangerous too. It is impossible to be alive and safe.

(P.J. O'Rourke)

[Jay]

My favorite quote ever:

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.

Mr Benjamin Franklin

[poridge wog]

if it looks like dog ****

smells like dog ****

tastes like dog ****

be glad you never stood in it

[technoboiler]

fathers are the people who keep pictures of their children in their wallets where their money used to be........