Rogue Monkey
11-02-2005, 06:15 PM
A Biker and an Chav were getting shave at the barbers. As the barbers were reaching for some after-shave to slap on their faces, the Chav shouts, "Hey, don't put that crap on me! My bitch will think I've been in a whorehouse!" Whereupon the Biker turns to his barber and says, "Go ahead and put it on me, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." :o