TV panzer commander incoming!

[Mrs Reject]

Got a letter this morning to say tv licence man will be coming round shortly to make sure we have not had the tuner put back into our tv - what? Is he going to take it to pieces in my living room?
Anyway I'm not particularly bothered only my cousin and her hubbie is staying this weekend and he smokes heavily if you get my meaning! What with that and the cats rolling about in catnip he will think he has entered a right den of iniquity.
Any tips on how to neutralize the smell would be welcome. Don't touch the stuff meself - makes me barf horribly :D

[Gypsy]

get jonny FP round he will kill the smell in an instant :D , i wouldnt worry too much, when i used to work for BT i had loads of customers even smoke whilst i was working in the house, most wont even take any notice

[Jonnyfp]

If its solids....burn skunk in an ash tray with the windows closed.. :D

If its skunk...burn solids in an ash tray with the windows closed.. :D :D

[Gypsy]

lmao :D well ya cant argue with that :D

[Mrs Reject]

If its solids....burn skunk in an ash tray with the windows closed.. :D

If its skunk...burn solids in an ash tray with the windows closed.. :D :D

What exactly do you mean by "solids". It sounds rather unpleasant :)

[blackhack]

What exactly do you mean by "solids". It sounds rather unpleasant

ohhh the innocence......:)

[Gypsy]

not solid,

[Gypsy]

solid :D :D

[technoboiler]

incense sticks if ya really bothered,,,,, or one of em ikkle oil burners .... :p

[ForestFred]

Just give him a doobie as he comes in Sorted! :D

[krammer]

get jonny FP round he will kill the smell in an instant :D , i wouldnt worry too much, when i used to work for BT i had loads of customers even smoke whilst i was working in the house, most wont even take any notice true, i enjoy a draw meself but some of the houses i work in they're smoking a ten in the morning ffs! now that would seem like an awful long day to me.

[Jonnyfp]

solid :D :D



Actual size...hmmmmmmmm. ;)

[BlackPig]

true, i enjoy a draw meself but some of the houses i work in they're smoking a ten in the morning ffs! now that would seem like an awful long day to me.


What ??

Ten in the morning ???

Lazy barstewards what sort o' time is that fer brekkies !!! :rolleyes:

I've been told that if I give up shmokin' I'll have t' move out !!! :eek: :o

[Mrs Reject]

incense sticks if ya really bothered,,,,, or one of em ikkle oil burners .... :p

We've got charcoal discs and proper incense from Starchild in Glastonbury which we get mail order but once you've lit one you can't see anything for all the smoke and the cats get pissed off :)
We used to go to Glastonbury once a year to chill out, hug trees, feel the pagan vibes and stock up on incense at the same time!
Last year tho' we went and it was totally crap, it had gone all new age and farty and everyone looked daft for some reason so we're not going again.
Luckily all the shops there do mail order now!

[technoboiler]

yeh,,, seems a lot of plastic pagans around lately innit,,, :o

[Grav]

Why dont just open a window and let the air circulate, the smell will soon go away and fresh air is free. :D

[Mrs Reject]

Why dont just open a window and let the air circulate, the smell will soon go away and fresh air is free. :D

Cos' it's fecking freezing and Mitch has done something to the central heating so it's not hot :)

Yes plastic pagans everywhere, the type who go about their everyday business in robes with pentagrams the size of a small country - pleeeaaase, shaven headed bhuddists, christian evangelists, hare feckin' Krishna. Now I don't mind any of them but they ALL seem to be at Glastonbury and instead of feeling special it feels diluted and spread too thin if that makes sense. Every shop has crappy new age sh1t in it and all the books seem to be on eastern and other religion.
Excuuuuse me but what link does eastern/Hindu/chinese spirituality have with Glastonbury and why are they ALL there.
Maybe I am just intolerant and should go boil my head - who knows :confused:

[Grav]

Cos' it's fecking freezing and Mitch has done something to the central heating so it's not hot :)



he switched it off cos its not needed in the tropical climate you have down there ya soft southern jessie. :D

And anyway, if its so cold, why do you frolick around in the nuddy? You dont complain about it then, do you? :p


*wanders off muttering about soft southerners who cant handle it when the temperature drops below 10 degrees....................*

[mr.chaz]

And anyway, if its so cold, why do you frolick around in the nuddy? You dont complain about it then, do you? :*


I have visions of Mrs.R and Mitch in that Mini advert , slapping people with a wet fish as they drive along naked. :D

[Bassman]

Cos' it's fecking freezing and Mitch has done something to the central heating so it's not hot :)

Yes plastic pagans everywhere, the type who go about their everyday business in robes with pentagrams the size of a small country - pleeeaaase, shaven headed bhuddists, christian evangelists, hare feckin' Krishna. Now I don't mind any of them but they ALL seem to be at Glastonbury and instead of feeling special it feels diluted and spread too thin if that makes sense. Every shop has crappy new age sh1t in it and all the books seem to be on eastern and other religion.
Excuuuuse me but what link does eastern/Hindu/chinese spirituality have with Glastonbury and why are they ALL there.
Maybe I am just intolerant and should go boil my head - who knows :confused:
Surely though...Glastonbury isn't just about one theme or branch of beliefs... My son goes every year, and he practices Amatsu a Japanese Healing System... and he makes his living at it... He goes there to see what other beliefs(if you like), and different outlooks are all about... Surely if there was just one theme at Glasonbury, I.e. Paganism it would be very boring for those that don't follow that?

[blackhack]

I stoped going to glastonbury when the jamiacans started shooting each other over hash selling points.....

Feck that......

Still got some happy memories though:)

[Mrs Reject]

I have visions of Mrs.R and Mitch in that Mini advert , slapping people with a wet fish as they drive along naked. :D

You wouldn't be far wrong there Mr Chaz, it's the sort of thing we would do :D

I'll go boil my head Bassman :)

[Mrs Reject]

he switched it off cos its not needed in the tropical climate you have down there ya soft southern jessie. :D

And anyway, if its so cold, why do you frolick around in the nuddy? You dont complain about it then, do you? :p


*wanders off muttering about soft southerners who cant handle it when the temperature drops below 10 degrees....................*

Probably :D There's a bloke from Liverpool lives down the road and I always see him at the local shop with a sleeveless teashirt, doesn't matter if it's snowing, raining or what - nutter :)

[mr.chaz]

Probably :D There's a bloke from Liverpool lives down the road and I always see him at the local shop with a sleeveless teashirt, doesn't matter if it's snowing, raining or what - nutter :)


Hardiest of all Northern dwellers - must be Newcastle girls.
You see them queueing outside bars and clubs to get in. Pouring rain , snow , blizzards , gales - they're always dressed the same way - usually a micro mini and a smile.

Whayhay the lasses!

[technoboiler]

Hardiest of all Northern dwellers - must be Newcastle girls.
You see them queueing outside bars and clubs to get in. Pouring rain , snow , blizzards , gales - they're always dressed the same way - usually a micro mini and a smile.

Whayhay the lasses!


oh yeh baby,,,,u better believe it,,,,,lol

we is deed hard us geordies,,,, :p

[Dougie]

If you want to cover up the smell of "herbal cigarettes" just leave the cats' tray to ripen for a few days! :eek: :eek:

[technoboiler]

or just maybe dougie will send you his underpants............ ;)

[Dougie]

This from Ms Crustygusset!

[technoboiler]

This from Ms Crustygusset!


dont wear em,,,i like to flap aboot in a breaze... :eek:

[Dougie]

So that's why you're permanently surrounded by alley cats! :D

[technoboiler]

So that's why you're permanently surrounded by alley cats! :D


they were my sisters actually :p

better than lookin like the pied piper coz all the mice cum after you for the cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez :eek:

[Dougie]

HARRUMPH!!

(can't think of a smart comeback! :mad: )

[technoboiler]

HARRUMPH!!

(can't think of a smart comeback! :mad: )


thank fk for that,,,i was waning too,,,,pmsl

[Dougie]

Lightweight! :D

[technoboiler]

Lightweight! :D


u obviously aint seem my arse :p #

anyhoo,,,u gave up first :D

[Dougie]

Only to lull you into a false sense of security!Hahaarr!! :p

[technoboiler]

:p can anyone smell bull****? :p

[Dougie]

Not me!! :D

[defarter]

u obviously aint seem my arse



Dougie, Dont even think about it :eek: :eek: :eek:

[technoboiler]

Not me!! :D


well they say if u live with it long enough u get used to it,,,, :p

[Dougie]

Takes one to know one,NAA NAA NANAA NA! :D

[technoboiler]

Takes one to know one,NAA NAA NANAA NA! :D


oh come on now,,,u can do better than that.......... ;)

[Dougie]

I know,but I cannae be arsed!
Anyhoo,we'll get you over the 1000 posts 2nite! :D

[technoboiler]

woooooooohoooooooooo
but i dont do virtual drinks,,,,
am gonna stay home and type now,,,,,pmsl ;)

[Dougie]

Wot,yer gusset? Oh no you don't wear 'em do you! :D

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and back to the thread!!!

[fade2black]

Burn some hair that will take most smells away.










Mind you it stinks something rotten