View Full Version : one of them days!!!
kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:22 PM
all started well today, got out of bed, went to work, parked the car, just having a coffee when a work collegue come in the rest room and says those immortal words ' morning keith, sorry to say this, but i have just reversed into your nearside door and it's broken the glass in the door, can i get you a coffee!', so i went to have a look and i will be neading a new door, if i can get the other one open!!! so come back home and i go to put the car in the garage and some little turd of a kid has super glued the bloody locks.( i can't complain i suppose, i used to do it myself ) so get the car in the garage after burrowing a set of bolt croppers ( and to the diy shop for new padlocks) and i have found the wife in a spectacular bad mood after having a row with her father, so i am now having a irish coffee ( very big shot in it ) and I am declaring the bar open,
please come in and have a drink and i hope your've had a better day than mine has been so far,
never mid tomorows another day!
cheers :D
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:24 PM
i shall join you in an irish and raise you 3 chocolate chip cookies :)
Gypsy
10-02-2005, 04:24 PM
yeah i'll have a stolly ,
i had good news today, found a piper for the wedding :D
I shall see your 3 choc chip cookies and an Irish coffee and raise you half a packet of choccy hob nobs and a jaffa cake. :)
kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:27 PM
yeah i'll have a stolly ,
i had good news today, found a piper for the wedding :D
qual, i will go half a pak of hobnobs and a packet of crisps, any advances
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:27 PM
I shall see your 3 choc chip cookies and an Irish coffee and raise you half a packet of choccy hob nobs and a jaffa cake. :)
greedy bassa........you will end up with worms,,,,,,, ;)
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:28 PM
bugger it,,,,,,shall i bake a space cake,,,, :p ;)
kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:28 PM
greedy bassa........you will end up with worms,,,,,,, ;)
and wood lice....
Gypsy
10-02-2005, 04:28 PM
half eaten bar of dairy milk and some stale pringles
kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:28 PM
bugger it,,,,,,shall i bake a space cake,,,, :p ;)
yes.....pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssse
TaxiDave
10-02-2005, 04:29 PM
yeah i'll have a stolly ,
i had good news today, found a piper for the wedding :D
Is it Piper off "Charmed", cos if it is, can I share her tent?? ;)
kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:29 PM
half eaten bar of dairy milk and some stale pringles
what will i have to raise to see ya
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:33 PM
Is it Piper off "Charmed", cos if it is, can I share her tent?? ;)
slapper ;) .........
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:33 PM
what will i have to raise to see ya
botty boy........... :eek:
TaxiDave
10-02-2005, 04:37 PM
slapper ;) .........
Wanna threesome Techno??? ;) :D ;)
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:38 PM
Wanna threesome Techno??? ;) :D ;)
oh gwan then,,,,at least we will be warm ;)
Gypsy
10-02-2005, 04:39 PM
no some dude who lives in a van :D
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:40 PM
no some dude who lives in a van :D
is he single??????????? ;)
Gypsy
10-02-2005, 04:40 PM
what will i have to raise to see ya
well i think the stakes went pretty high with the stale pringles... wot ya got !!!!!
TaxiDave
10-02-2005, 04:41 PM
oh gwan then,,,,at least we will be warm ;)
:o :o :o Oh sorry, too late, thoughts of Jim in American Pie spring to mind.
Gypsy
10-02-2005, 04:41 PM
is he single??????????? ;)
how the feck sould i know, i only asked if he could blow the pipes nothing else :D
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:42 PM
i would make a carrot cake,,,,,,,,,
but i cant remember where i left em ;)
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:42 PM
how the feck sould i know, i only asked if he could blow the pipes nothing else :D
usually gets me a date.... :p
Gypsy
10-02-2005, 04:42 PM
behind the stash tin :D
kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:43 PM
i would make a carrot cake,,,,,,,,,
but i cant remember where i left em ;)
choc chip muffins ay use....
Gypsy
10-02-2005, 04:43 PM
you posted to quickly lol
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:43 PM
behind the stash tin :D
nope,,,thats the 12 bore ;)
kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:44 PM
botty boy........... :eek:
cheeky............. :D :D
Gypsy
10-02-2005, 04:47 PM
nope,,,thats the 12 bore ;)
is that for when you wanna get married :D
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:51 PM
is that for when you wanna get married :D
oi,,,i resemble that remark ;)
defarter
10-02-2005, 04:52 PM
i would make a carrot cake,,,,,,,,,
but i cant remember where i left em ;)
Here yer go techno :p :D :D
Freak
10-02-2005, 05:06 PM
Forking Carrots :D
Bosun
10-02-2005, 06:08 PM
could i please have an irish coffee also
i will throw in an easter egg i have had 2 years now,,,,( smarties one it is )
technoboiler
10-02-2005, 06:16 PM
moved on to voddy n orange now,,,,oh yeh :p
Crofty
10-02-2005, 08:02 PM
Arr, I'll come over for a drink.
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