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Mrs Reject
10-02-2005, 09:34 AM
FF's and some! Prince Charlie is finally going to make camel....camilla an honest woman and marry her :eek: :eek: Wonder who the next royal mistress will be :D

Gypsy
10-02-2005, 09:39 AM
prehaps you mrs r :eek: :D :p

Fozz
10-02-2005, 09:43 AM
got the first wedding present list for charles and camella.... think they must be for the wedding night though..... :eek:

defarter
10-02-2005, 09:46 AM
I suppose we are gonna get this rammed up our arse for the next 6 months and we will all be expected to wave our little Union Jacks.


Hopefully they will go to the church in a nice fast Mercedes. :D

Gypsy
10-02-2005, 09:49 AM
got the first wedding present list for charles and camella.... think they must be for the wedding night though..... :eek:

yeah thanks for that... now i have the most horrendous image in my head :D

Yoda
10-02-2005, 09:59 AM
i aint really into all the royal things and stuff
but i really dont believe she should be 'Princess of Wales'

if they want to marry then fine, but dont rub it in everyones faces

Yoda

Sir Ewok
10-02-2005, 10:24 AM
Feck the pair of them. He drove Diane (who seemed a bit unstable anyway) to the edge of a breakdown with his adultery, while Horseface cheated on her old man. Then we are supposed to look up to these inbred fuckwits as our betters. Royal Chavs, that's all they are. He should be made to abdicate his claim to the throne like his uncle. Would be even better if they were exiled like them too.......
I despise them both for wrecking both their marriages and destroying two innocent people... and the kids have got to live in the shadow of their behaviour forever :mad: :mad: :mad:

dracken1
10-02-2005, 12:28 PM
thats it yoda's set me off.

princess of wales! like fuk she should.
and the same goes for him to.

most of us welsh don't want a greek/kraut etc etc jug head as our prince.

other than that i agree with ewok.

those pair have not set a standard. they've just followed an existing one
:mad:

technoboiler
10-02-2005, 12:44 PM
jeez,,,,,,feel the love :rolleyes:

defarter
10-02-2005, 01:12 PM
The happy couple.....just for u lot :eek:


:D :D :D

Bosun
10-02-2005, 01:23 PM
FF's and some! Prince Charlie is finally going to make camel....camilla an honest woman and marry her :eek: :eek: Wonder who the next royal mistress will be :D


why does it have to be a misstress? maybe one or other could be ac/dc...








bother that brings unpleasant thoughts up :eek:

Bag Lady
10-02-2005, 01:34 PM
Feck the pair of them. He drove Diane (who seemed a bit unstable anyway) to the edge of a breakdown with his adultery, while Horseface cheated on her old man. Then we are supposed to look up to these inbred fuckwits as our betters. Royal Chavs, that's all they are. He should be made to abdicate his claim to the throne like his uncle. Would be even better if they were exiled like them too.......
I despise them both for wrecking both their marriages and destroying two innocent people... and the kids have got to live in the shadow of their behaviour forever :mad: :mad: :mad:

Well said - He should bugger off somewhere else with horse face and stop taking taxpayers money to support his rich lifestyle. They destroyed Diana and havn't even had the decency to apologise....I suppose they deserve each other though....They are both **** heads. I suppose they need each other ...I wouldnt shag either of them!!!! Would you....not even with 3 paper bags....

Tex
10-02-2005, 01:38 PM
why does it have to be a misstress? maybe one or other could be ac/dc... :eek:

They'll never let him marry a rock band! :D

bunbag
10-02-2005, 02:02 PM
wonder how much this will cost :( still say diana was bumped off :eek:

Spike
10-02-2005, 02:25 PM
who cares ?? i dont :o


(ducks and slopes off)

Mitch
10-02-2005, 02:34 PM
I suppose we are gonna get this rammed up our arse for the next 6 months and we will all be expected to wave our little Union Jacks.

Hopefully they will go to the church in a nice fast Mercedes. :D


nah, only two months mate - April 8 is the big day. We might get a bank holiday out of it - somehow I doubt it!! :(

Oh you are very naughty defarter!! :D You notice how Camelia is going to be called the Duchess of Cornwall and not the Princess of Wales...?

Huw Beer Monster
10-02-2005, 02:41 PM
Feck the pair of them. He drove Diane (who seemed a bit unstable anyway) to the edge of a breakdown with his adultery

*cough*

Contrary to popular belief, she's no saint. The media made her that.

They're all as bad as each other, so never mind "feck the pair of them", feck the lot of them.
:mad:

technoboiler
10-02-2005, 02:45 PM
i have to say i agree with that hew,,,,,no1 knows what goes on behind closed doors,,,,
theres no saints amongst any of them,, but i dont wish any of them ill

i happen to want to keep our royal family,,,,with all their faults they have good points too

i am a bit shocked at the venom directed at people lately,,,,is it something in the water,,, or is it coz we need summer to come a bit early?

getting a bit p1ssed off with the nastyness :(

Gypsy
10-02-2005, 02:46 PM
i am not looking forward to hearing and seeing this lot on the news and in the papers, tis gonna be a fecking nightmare, prehaps mr blair paid ole charlie to marry the horse to take the heat off the election :D

mr.chaz
10-02-2005, 03:00 PM
Well , I'll raise my glass to them both - everybody deserves happiness ( even if it is with a horse face)

Old Charlie gave me a few quid when I was a kid ( I won some Youth business thing he did) - so I got no gripes. If you "take" then you must "give back" and I believe he does.

I'll wave the flag - whether you fugging like it or not!

Mrs Reject
10-02-2005, 03:14 PM
nah, only two months mate - April 8 is the big day. We might get a bank holiday out of it - somehow I doubt it!! :(

Oh you are very naughty defarter!! :D You notice how Camelia is going to be called the Duchess of Cornwall and not the Princess of Wales...?

Who's this Camelia Mitch? Don't tell me there's another bird involved now :confused:
I think it's rather nice he's found happiness with a woman who loves the same things he does (even if it's hunting down and kiling small animals). So I'll drink to 'em.
I'm so utterly fed up with people saying why did charles choose an older plainer woman over diana blah, blah and making out she's some kind of mother Theresa. What the feck have looks got to do with anything. I'd rather go out with quasimodo if he was a good laugh (no reference to Mitch there) than some handsome iron pumping conceited twat I had nothing in common with.
I always loathed Diana anyway, I thought she was a vacuous sloan bimbo with the morals of an alley cat who's main interest in life appeared to be shopping, holidays and attention seeking (sorry if that causes offence - just my opinion!).

kitkatman
10-02-2005, 03:15 PM
i do not care and i do not give a s@it what the pair of inbred donkey f@ckers do,
poor will and 'have a go' harry, having to put up with that sour faced old scrote as a ma in law,
and i bet this one GETS through the tunnel at paris alive!!!,
well thats saved me £2 on buying the papers for the next week!

Mrs Reject
10-02-2005, 03:22 PM
Well , I'll raise my glass to them both - everybody deserves happiness ( even if it is with a horse face)

Old Charlie gave me a few quid when I was a kid ( I won some Youth business thing he did) - so I got no gripes. If you "take" then you must "give back" and I believe he does.

I'll wave the flag - whether you fugging like it or not!

You thing the 100% lot are bad you should have heard the radio this morning :eek: The general public having a total epi about it, saying charlie should have his head chopped off, never be king ad nauseam - feck me it's only someone getting married. I had to turn it off, the vitriol was doing my mind in! Why's everyone so excited about it all (I know I started this thread but we'll forget that :D)

kitkatman
10-02-2005, 03:25 PM
You thing the 100% lot are bad you should have heard the radio this morning :eek: The general public having a total epi about it, saying charlie should have his head chopped off, never be king ad nauseam - feck me it's only someone getting married. I had to turn it off, the vitriol was doing my mind in! Why's everyone so excited about it all (I know I started this thread but we'll forget that :D)
i think everone thinks ( confuseing) that she was the reason for diana's death, getiing of with dodi fayed, did'nt realy help, and that she would cause too much poop if they got married! make any sense!

mr.chaz
10-02-2005, 03:55 PM
F*cks sake! Big deal.

People need a reality check. Marry her , don't marry her. Be King , don't be King.
Either way... " The Establishment " will continue under him or not.

We are a nation of whinging , whining , complaining - "can't be arseds".

I'm still waving me flag -fuggoff!

technoboiler
10-02-2005, 03:57 PM
just for u chaz,,,,,,,,,,,play it now play it now play it now oh babyyyyyyy

kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:05 PM
F*cks sake! Big deal.

People need a reality check. Marry her , don't marry her. Be King , don't be King.
Either way... " The Establishment " will continue under him or not.

We are a nation of whinging , whining , complaining - "can't be arseds".

I'm still waving me flag -fuggoff!
ok, i'll be quiet, sorry mr chaz, ( quiet sobbing in the corner )
should be interesting though!

Crofty
10-02-2005, 04:16 PM
Let em get on wivvit, whatever names in charge isn't gonna change things, the monarchy's outdated anyway, I suppose it's nice to have and the johnny foreigners like it. They have no real power. my 2p's worth.

technoboiler
10-02-2005, 04:18 PM
Let em get on wivvit, whatever names in charge isn't gonna change things, the monarchy's outdated anyway, I suppose it's nice to have and the johnny foreigners like it. They have no real power. my 2p's worth.


actually,,,,it was the queen who demanded ellen macarthy was made a dame

Grav
10-02-2005, 04:21 PM
Nail em up! Nail some sense into them!!..................(joke) :D

Could care less to be honest, it's their life, who are we to say how they should enjoy it? leave them to it I say.

kitkatman
10-02-2005, 04:33 PM
actually,,,,it was the queen who demanded ellen macarthy was made a dame
she demanded i be thrown to the lions!

Bassman
10-02-2005, 04:42 PM
Listen...The Queen is good for the country... :rolleyes:

At least she had a great band named after her... how many can say that eh? :D

mr.chaz
10-02-2005, 04:43 PM
just for u chaz,,,,,,,,,,,play it now play it now play it now oh babyyyyyyy


Somebody's nicking Brian Setzers' guitar.

come back wiv it! bastids!

Huw Beer Monster
10-02-2005, 05:20 PM
Listen...The Queen is good for the country... :rolleyes:

At least she had a great band named after her... how many can say that eh? :D

The Presidents of the United States of America.

defarter
10-02-2005, 05:30 PM
I'd rather go out with quasimodo if he was a good laugh



No wonder yer got some funny looks when yer picked up yer photos of Mitch the other day :p :D :D :D

defarter
10-02-2005, 06:21 PM
Does anybody think Camelia might be pregnant :eek: :eek:



Er in Dor's reckons she's in Foal :D :D

Dougie
10-02-2005, 07:35 PM
Listen...The Queen is good for the country... :rolleyes:

At least she had a great band named after her... how many can say that eh? :D
Ollie Cromwell's boys-New Model Army! :D

Friar Tuck
10-02-2005, 08:37 PM
Hey DescipleKid! I think you've just gone up in my estimation!

Ole jug Ears and Clamidia getting hitched! I just hope he has the sense to pass the job straight on to Wills!

I believe William will restore faith in the Royal Family, but Charles will only alienate it!

Jim
10-02-2005, 09:38 PM
i like the royal family warts and all, just goes to show that no ones perfect and Dianna was no saint.

Best bit about it all is the outpouring of pro royalty emotion will really piss off Tony and Cherie (republican) Blair which is always good for a laugh.

Fran
10-02-2005, 09:41 PM
If Prince Harry is reading this..........I double dare you to dig out the Nazi uniform for the wedding.... :D

Tex
10-02-2005, 09:50 PM
If we have to pay for them, all I expect is that they do their jobs, i.e. live up to their duties and don't embarass the nation. After that, good luck to them. This is the 21st century, surely everyone in this country has the right to choose their own partner.

Having said that, there should be some kind of Royal watchdog or review board to watch over the royals...one with real powers, i.e. the ability to impose fines and sanctions when they screw up, a la some of Harry's latest exploits.

If the review board was appointed by the British people at least that would give us some kind of democratic voice in the monarchy. :cool:

'nuff said.

Jim
10-02-2005, 09:59 PM
Can't say I'd want anybody judging my moral behaviour and then fining me accordingly. I'd end up skint.

Let he without sin...etc. etc.

Tom-madbiker
10-02-2005, 11:04 PM
as far as im concerned let them get on with it as long as they are happy who cares its their life everyone deserves happiness

ForestFred
10-02-2005, 11:48 PM
The only time the french had a good idea was when they sent their Royals fer a haircut courtsey of Madam Guillotine . We should do the same to this lot !. I couldnt give a fuck about them bloody spongers the lot of 'em.With any luck when the present incumbant pops her clogs there will be a revolution an we can say fuck off to all em. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!

FF Leader an Founder of V.L.A (Vorest Liberation Army) :D

Tex
11-02-2005, 12:07 AM
Can't say I'd want anybody judging my moral behaviour and then fining me accordingly. I'd end up skint.

Let he without sin...etc. etc.

I'm not talking about 'moral' behaviour, I mean a kind of watchdog who can act in a similar way to the FA acts if a footballer brings the sport into disrepute. The Royals represent Britain, and have to be held to a higher standard because we pay them to be symbolic of the nation's credibility when acting as ambassadors and trading with other nations.

I just don't like the idea of my hard-earned cash supporting a spoiled little chav who punches photographers, smokes dope in public, and dresses like a Nazi (especially with his heritage).

If Harry wants to act like a rock star he should be allowed to, but not on my quid...

defarter
11-02-2005, 12:16 AM
Harry for the next PM Yippeeeeeeeeeeeee :D :D :D

Bassman
11-02-2005, 12:18 AM
actually,,,,it was the queen who demanded ellen macarthy was made a dame
Damn... Didn't know the Queen was a closet lesbo... :eek:

Sir Ewok
11-02-2005, 12:56 AM
We are a nation of whinging , whining , complaining - "can't be arseds".



Which makes me wonder why you are so suprised at the reactions here.
I have nothing against the royals, per se, but as Head of The Church of England and Defender of the Faith (in waiting) I think that he should have taken her when he had the chance, or at least stopped screwing her during the first year or so. That way he could have given his marriage a chance. If it didn't work out, fair enough, go for a divorce and shack up with Clamidia. I am Old and wise enough to realise that Diana was no saint ( and very likely unstable as well) but how many women would put up with their husband shagging another woman and keep quiet, for the sake of the 'Family'. I have never thought Charles was fit to be king, even before he met Diana, in fact I will be staking my claim and demanding a DNA test (through Ewokandtuck DNA Laboratries PLC) as I believe I was swapped with Charles at birth. Do you wonder that I am so bitter.......... :confused:

Friar Tuck
11-02-2005, 05:56 AM
'King Ewok!

Mmm! We say that about you all the time! :p :D

Dougie
11-02-2005, 06:34 AM
I just don't like the idea of my hard-earned cash supporting a spoiled little chav who punches photographers, smokes dope in public...

It already does,m8,just look at any council estate! :D

mr.chaz
11-02-2005, 08:20 AM
Which makes me wonder why you are so suprised at the reactions here.

Surprise? No.

Despair. Yes.

krammer
11-02-2005, 02:43 PM
how do you start a revolution? ;)

Huw Beer Monster
11-02-2005, 02:56 PM
how do you start a revolution? ;)

Start the engine. The wheels should revolve when you let the clutch out.

krammer
11-02-2005, 03:00 PM
Start the engine. The wheels should revolve when you let the clutch out. stop it me sides are splittin' :p

brandersnatch
11-02-2005, 03:18 PM
Hopefully they will go to the church in a nice fast Mercedes. :D

:D ROFLMFAO!! :D

Fran
11-02-2005, 04:26 PM
how do you start a revolution? ;)

I think Ewok & Tuck sell a revolution starter kit... :D

kitkatman
11-02-2005, 04:53 PM
I think Ewok & Tuck sell a revolution starter kit... :D
would they include the batteries..... :D

Jay
11-02-2005, 04:57 PM
would they include the batteries..... :D

Yeah for an extra £84.99

technoboiler
11-02-2005, 05:40 PM
how do you start a revolution? ;)


call my pint a poof ;)