valentines

[Bosun]

any plans ?


i will get mega points i hope

have booked day off, meal planned , nice day out, requests asked for on radio, will take flowers, have cooked cake :D

and when in real good mood


i shall tell her about all the other rallies planned

[Freak]

Ahhhhhhhh! that's how we're supposed to do it :rolleyes: ....Oooops :p :D

[Gypsy]

any plans ?


i will get mega points i hope

have booked day off, meal planned , nice day out, requests asked for on radio, will take flowers, have cooked cake :D

and when in real good mood


i shall tell her about all the other rallies planned

i think you will find you are 5 days early :D :p

[mr.chaz]

any plans ?


i will get mega points i hope

have booked day off, meal planned , nice day out, requests asked for on radio, will take flowers, have cooked cake :D

and when in real good mood


i shall tell her about all the other rallies planned


Sounds great!
what time are we eating?
:D

[Gypsy]

Sounds great!
what time are we eating?
:D

lmao :D

[Sir Ewok]

Going to work and phoning her at 2am when I get in, card with poetry inside sent on Monday.........

Used to love writing poetry, very soothing, now I don't normally feel like it. :cool:

[Jay]

I always give Ang a card from me and then post an anonymous one too incase she doesn't get any others.

It's ace when she sheepishly mentions having got one from someone else, I obviously play the frowning jealous husband :D

So i'll burn in hell just to make Ang feel a bit special!

[mr.chaz]

I'm gonna take chocolates, a nice big card and some flowers.
Maybe a Chinese sat in front of the fire and a bottle of wine.
Then carry her up the stairs and make love to her until she loses all her bodily functions whilst shouting profanities.


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Then I'll go home to the missus! :eek:
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(only joking - but couldn't resist!)

[Gypsy]

I'm gonna take chocolates, a nice big card and some flowers.
Maybe a Chinese sat in front of the fire and a bottle of wine.
Then carry her up the stairs and make love to her until she loses all her bodily functions whilst deflating

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Urban Terrorist]

Same as every year, bugger all!!! Biggest load of crap since xmas, only created for the card makers :mad: :mad:

[technoboiler]

you men sound so sweet, now i know why i never married,,, no1 has ever been that nice to me, flowers, meal, day out etc.....

single and sad on valentines,,, :(

[mr.chaz]

you men sound so sweet, now i know why i never married,,, no1 has ever been that nice to me, flowers, meal, day out etc.....

single and sad on valentines,,, :(

and your address is? ;)

[technoboiler]

lol,,,,awwwwwwwwwwww

now am sceeeeeeeeeerd ;)

[Gypsy]

and your address is? ;)

watch out for the letter bombs techno :D

[technoboiler]

watch out for the letter bombs techno :D

got to be better than HIM turnin up....... :p ;)

[Mitch]

i shall tell her about all the other rallies planned

Why not take her to the rallies? Usually works every time... She might even get the biking bug 'er self!!

[mr.chaz]

got to be better than HIM turnin up....... :p ;)


Hey.... I'd bring my own plastic sheets( for when you lose control of bodily functions)

yaarrhaaarrrhaarrrr :D

[technoboiler]

LOL,,,,AM NOT LACKING MALE COMPANY,,,,JUST NONE OF EM ARE THE TYPE TO SEND CARDS OR FLOWERS... :p

[mr.chaz]

You should always give flowers...
I pick them fresh from the graveyard!

[defarter]

I shall do the same as i do every year [No expense spared]

A new pair of Merry Golds and a gallon of Washing up liquid.....nothing like a nice treat for the little lady in your life. :D :D :D

[Bosun]

i think you will find you are 5 days early :D :p
planning dear fellow :)

brought me cards

[Bosun]

Why not take her to the rallies? Usually works every time... She might even get the biking bug 'er self!!


ah that involves smoke, mud, motorbikes, loud music ( not classical) just about all she dislikes :)

[Mitch]

I shall do the same as i do every year [No expense spared]

A new pair of Merry Golds and a gallon of Washing up liquid.....nothing like a nice treat for the little lady in your life. :D :D :D

fookin'ell, reminds me of a mate of mine up Wakefield way! Bought his wife a hoover for Christmas a couple of years ago!!!!! :D

[Fran]

ah that involves smoke, mud, motorbikes, loud music ( not classical) just about all she dislikes :)

Are you sure she likes you or are you a "work in progress?" :p

[defarter]

fookin'ell, reminds me of a mate of mine up Wakefield way! Bought his wife a hoover for Christmas a couple of years ago!!!!! :D



Even better last year, Large can of Mr Sheen and 6 yellow dusters :p :D :D

[krammer]

Even better last year, Large can of Mr Sheen and 6 yellow dusters :p :D :D and they say romance is dead :D

[Crofty]

So i'll burn in hell just to make Ang feel a bit special!
awww.... I got nowt planned. I might buy myself a 100% biker teeshirt.
Might tell my mates they're great too. (when sober!)

[krammer]

without sounding like a tight arsed bastard i resent the fuckin flower sellers and card floggers charging rip off prices for their stuff. scented candles? bollocks!

[kitkatman]

i shall wear a bow tie and a thong ( yes mines got front and back on it ) and thats it!, when she has finished laughing, i shall start crying and make her feel guilty and maybe once, just once, she will make the bloody dinner ( i normally do all the cooking, exept when we go out for dinner )........and i might have a weeks holiday in the local hospital!! (there is a reason why i do the cooking ) :D :D ,

not really, take her for a ruby and ride through the night!

[defarter]

and they say romance is dead :D



Well yer did'nt think it was going to be a candle lit dinner did yer :D

[Bosun]

without sounding like a tight arsed bastard i resent the fuckin flower sellers and card floggers charging rip off prices for their stuff. scented candles? bollocks!



so do i hence the flowers ( as normal this week) and planned meal of fish and chips :)

[Bosun]

Are you sure she likes you or are you a "work in progress?" :p



sadly the poor girl is bessotted with me ... understandable i know, but there you go...

[madastoast]

without sounding like a tight arsed bastard i resent the fuckin flower sellers and card floggers charging rip off prices for their stuff. scented candles? bollocks!
And I thought I was providing a service to get most people out of the ****ta and into the good books. Being a tight northerner I get the wife loads of roses for valentines and then sell 'em in the shop :D and what other woman has hundreds of valentines cards ( She's so sick of seeing 'em it gets me outta buying her one :D

[defarter]

sadly the poor girl is bessotted with me ... understandable i know, but there you go...




Does she have a bad case of being :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[madastoast]

Does she have a bad case of being :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Or does her labrador like you

[Bosun]

Or does her labrador like you

:D :D

sadly she doesnt have a dog anymore... it got scared crossing the road .. not good for a guide doggy


mind you its cheeper fr hotels, replacing furniture as she swings the poor animal round for a good look

[madastoast]

:D :D

sadly she doesnt have a dog anymore... it got scared crossing the road .. not good for a guide doggy


mind you its cheeper fr hotels, replacing furniture as she swings the poor animal round for a good look


But the M25 scares everybody

[Bosun]

But the M25 scares everybody



now thats hatched a plan



goes of wringing hands and manically laughing...

[madastoast]

now thats hatched a plan



goes of wringing hands and manically laughing...


do you need an incubator for hatching those or can you just stuff them under the tea cosy and hope for the best?
Puzzled of sheffield :D

[Bosun]

do you need an incubator for hatching those or can you just stuff them under the tea cosy and hope for the best?
Puzzled of sheffield :D


i keep them in Marchs underpants ....well they wont be needed for a while...

[Sir Ewok]

Guy I used to work with bought his wife an electric drill and three piece ladder for her birthday, so she could fix the aerial on the chimney. Needless to say he was from oop north. Very practical people, even bought a house by the cemetary so the neighbours wouldn't annoy him.....

[Bosun]

mmmmmelectrical appliances... another plan hatches




( aprils underwear keeping it warm)

[technoboiler]

i had an ex bought me a fekin kettle for christmas,,,,,hence the ex :mad:

[Bosun]

especially as was a paint kettle :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

i had an ex bought me a fekin kettle for christmas,,,,,hence the ex :mad:

Unforgivable :mad: Mind you we know someone who bought his wife a hoover for Christmas - who says romance is dead?

[Mitch]

Unforgivable :mad: Mind you we know someone who bought his wife a hoover for Christmas - who says romance is dead?

We know dearie :D I posted that last night :D
(this reminds me of when Grav and his missus both wrote into BSH about his accident)

[elifan]

i've just ordered a set of tyres for the wifes bike.............
will that do or shall i get a card as well?

[technoboiler]

get a card aswell,,,cant hurt can it,,,,or better still make one,,,then the tight arses cant complain about commercialism :p

[Grav]

(this reminds me of when Grav and his missus both wrote into BSH about his accident)

She wanted to surprise me.......... :rolleyes: We do talk to each other occasionally though. ;) :D

[elifan]

anybody know how to make a card using old bike tyres? (waste not etc)

[technoboiler]

anybody know how to make a card using old bike tyres? (waste not etc)


why not make a planter for the garden and buy her a rose bush to put in it,,,,,,,,romantic, practical,,,,and you can pretend you are a dingle,,,,lol