Welsh Rugby Fans

[mr.chaz]

Ok folks - just been reading the Mirror (mirror , mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all? You are of course. Why thank you!)

It seems a Welsh rugger fan was so sure England would win that he had a bet with his mates , that he'd cut his balls off .
Sure enough.... England lost.
The Welsh fan went home and sliced his sack and put his balls in a glass of ice water before heading to the hospital.
He's described as seriously ill ( nah?) and will need a prosthetic scrotum ( a Sainsburys' shopping bag maybe?).

Bearing that in mind...and the fact you got away lightly...
I would like Welsh volunteers for their scrotum to be removed. I'm sure Pat will do the honours and I'm happy to ensure the blade is both sharp and warmed gently. You don't want the shock of cold steel - it's just sooo uncomfortable.

Any takers? :D

[Sir Ewok]

Ya can't do that! How would they interbreed and fatten sheep? :D

[Jay]

Chaz

If you get any takers for this............I'll cut me ferkin balls off! :o

[Blue]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/80/fbzpn.html

Heh heh heh...

[Rogue Monkey]

Wot a "balls to the wall" game! :eek:...........Im begining to think the English team lost on purpose now! :p

[Rogue Monkey]

ooops! :o..............

[dracken1]

by ewok
Ya can't do that! How would they interbreed and fatten sheep

i agree with ewok and i'm welsh.
it would stop a long term problem we have in wales.

for a thousand years we have interbred. and we knew it was immoral and wrong.

and in the past the weird genetic results have been hushed up, by secretly sending them to be bought up in england..
but now it has become apparent that this practice cannot continue as england seems to be filling up with very odd people.

so yes something must be done...and soon..we don't want them to get the urge to return to thier roots :) :) :eek:

i've never met mr chaz but if his avatar is a life study then i have to say" son is that you"

[Bassman]

Nawww.. let em come back in and buy a nice country cottage ....
Not been to a good bonfire for ages...

[mr.chaz]

Nawww.. let em come back in and buy a nice country cottage ....
Not been to a good bonfire for ages...

Funny you should mention that.....
nah... fukit!

[mr.chaz]

So , going back to subject...
If we can find a Welsh rugger fan to cut his nuts off , then we can also butcher Jay.

Does Drakken or Bassman have any animals that are due a castration?
If so , are they fans of rugby?

Comeon Jay - stand on the deal , be the man ,hold your head up high and kiss your nuts goodbye.
Now would be a good time to start w*nking furiously into jam jars and freezing it.

[Sir Ewok]

by ewok


i agree with ewok and i'm welsh.
it would stop a long term problem we have in wales.

for a thousand years we have interbred. and we knew it was immoral and wrong.

and in the past the weird genetic results have been hushed up, by secretly sending them to be bought up in england..
but now it has become apparent that this practice cannot continue as england seems to be filling up with very odd people.

so yes something must be done...and soon..we don't want them to get the urge to return to thier roots :) :) :eek:

i've never met mr chaz but if his avatar is a life study then i have to say" son is that you"

You've obviously seen the estate (Chav valley) where I live. The inbreds are now inbreeding faster than the royal family. If it wasn't for the illegal immigrants, there would be no new additions to the gene pool.