I'll tell ya who I am

[disciplekidd]

:D Not a wanker
not a mormon
not a guy who left this forum
not johnny's biatch
not an other (please specify which)

I am a boni-fied PIMP! :D

[TaxiDave]

Who gives a toss!!

[Spike]

hmmmmm..............

i wonder, what can PIMP stand for ??

Personally immature, making progress :rolleyes:

[mr.chaz]

I fuggin told you he was bonafide.
Nobody listened.

[TaxiDave]

Personally immature, making progress :rolleyes:


But not very fast ;)

[mr.chaz]

Pissed in My Pants

[TaxiDave]

Prozac In My Pint

[Spike]

Plant Into Mouldy Pigsh!t

[UKRobKLR650]

He's a bloody colonial bless him. Ah well, at least he aint a true yank, they nick all others peoples ideas and call them their own, try and destroy cultures cause they dont have one themselves, piss their pants when they get a bit of terrorism in their country after supporting the IRA and the likes to bomb here etc, contradict themselves an act like bloody hypocrites, convince Blair that we should be a feckin republic and as such another feckin state of the bubble gumb chewing no cultured red neck dumb ass united states of arrogance. Oh, did i mention i was off to Las Vegas later on this year? :D
Saying all that, last time i was in the USA i actually met some human type Yanks, they were really quite decent people. Pity about theyre fookin leaders and Media and the likes of History rewritng bloody hollywood and the fact they drink piss called Coors and die if they drink real beer. :D

[TaxiDave]

Told you we'd missed you Rob!! :D

[UKRobKLR650]

Told you we'd missed you Rob!! :D
Cheers Dave, very kind of you to say mate :D
Im just takin advantage of the fact that my computer seems to be workin at the mo. I like to make myself clear and known if ya get what i mean :D

[mr.chaz]

He tells us he's a Yank that moved to Canada.
So just run all that by us again Rob........
:D

[krammer]

ever fancied a job in the diplomatic service rob? :D

[UKRobKLR650]

He's a bloody colonial bless him. Ah well, at least he aint a true yank, they nick all others peoples ideas and call them their own, try and destroy cultures cause they dont have one themselves, piss their pants when they get a bit of terrorism in their country after supporting the IRA and the likes to bomb here etc, contradict themselves an act like bloody hypocrites, convince Blair that we should be a feckin republic and as such another feckin state of the bubble gumb chewing no cultured red neck dumb ass united states of arrogance. Oh, did i mention i was off to Las Vegas later on this year? :D
Saying all that, last time i was in the USA i actually met some human type Yanks, they were really quite decent people. Pity about theyre fookin leaders and Media and the likes of History rewritng bloody hollywood and the fact they drink piss called Coors and die if they drink real beer. :D
There you go Mr Chaz, just for you mate :D
The USA armed forces, what a bunch of limp wristed has beens. I was watchin some program the other night and some bloody major was crying whilst giving orders. Wow, ya just know thats gonna instill confidence in the people that yer supposed to be supporting and the soldiers under your command :rolleyes:
Hollywood, if they must remake a film why the hell cant they leave it based where it originally was? The Time Machine, based in Britain originally hollywood moves it to the USA. The Italian Job, based in Italy with British characters, hollywood rewrites it so its full of yanks in bloody Yank land. The Film about U571, for cryin out loud, do youthink the British sailors who actually did the job were happy with a little paragraph at the end of the credits? Were they bollox and i if i was them i'd bloody kick up stink. Bloody ell, the list goes on and on. I need a cuppa.

[UKRobKLR650]

ever fancied a job in the diplomatic service rob? :D
Nope :cool:

[BlackPig]

Glad t' see ya back an' on form Rob. ;)

[mr.chaz]

*claps hands , claps hands*

bravo sir!

[Jay]

Saying all that, last time i was in the USA i actually met some human type Yanks, they were really quite decent people. Pity about theyre fookin leaders and Media and the likes of History rewritng bloody hollywood and the fact they drink piss called Coors and die if they drink real beer. :D

You sound surprised bu I gotta say mate, since when have the government ever been a representation of the people in their country. :)

[disciplekidd]

Yank? no you guys got it wrong man I'm a Canadien who moved to the states
cuz of my fathers job and moved back to Canada where ma home is :D

You think a yank would be as dumb as me?

Yanks are known for they're lightness, er um brightness look at their technology :D

[MAX]

Kin ell rob don't piss about tell em what yer think :D

[UKRobKLR650]

Kin ell rob don't piss about tell em what yer think :D
Ah, already did Max. Its always good to be clear about stuff dont ya think? :D

[Yoda]

You think a yank would be as dumb as me?


is that a Rhetorical question.

[krammer]

is that a Rhetorical question. christ, its gonna take him an hour to look that up :)

[JOE]

Don't worry dicycle Kretin, Rob's a really nice little fella when ya meet 'im. Usually found in the public toilets in the multi storey car park by the round about; or have you finally given up cottaging? ya big sexy lr650 ridin' man beast ya

[kitkatman]

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You think a yank would be as dumb as me?

err, now that is a tough one, if your iq is over 5, then no!!!
and have you got a small dick, but more weapons than cuba under your stairs!