Hello

[HEATZ]

hi all nice forum ya got here :)

this is my bitch

[HEATZ]

and this is my other bitch :D

[disciplekidd]

Welcome to: As everyone has said at one point "The Nut House"

Hope you got a hell of a sense of humor newcomer

[Spike]

Hiya. welcome to the madhouse !! :)

[HEATZ]

fuck me them replys wer quick !!!! :D

[TaxiDave]

Hiya Heatz. Hope you are slightly more normal than the last newbie, and welcome to the forum for the clinically insane . :D

[disciplekidd]

Hiya. welcome to the madhouse !! :)

I told you they all know it's a nuthouse :D !

[TaxiDave]

fuck me them replys wer quick !!!! :D


Funnily all of jonnyfp's ex-girlfriends have said that to him once or twice a night. :D

[disciplekidd]

Hope you are slightly more normal than the last newbie,
HEY MAN EASY EASY!!!

oh well damn yer right ;)

[Bosun]

hellooooo heatz
you could have warned us to wear sunglasses for the 2nd picture

[disciplekidd]

don't listen to fayji

it's his fault he gots frog eyes........

poor fayji such delicate eyes

He's the only one that needs ( :cool: )

[HEATZ]

Hiya Heatz. Hope you are slightly more normal than the last newbie, and welcome to the forum for the clinically insane . :D


depends what you mean by normal? ;)

[Bosun]

normal to me is sprout hating,marmite loving, non custard wrestlers

( and have brown brogues)



and i aint one of them

[HEATZ]

hellooooo heatz
you could have warned us to wear sunglasses for the 2nd picture


lol that pic was taken in december!

heres the rest of my "colection"!

[Bosun]

i thought you were having treatment for the kleptomania

[TaxiDave]

Plain greedy if you ask me!!

[Urban Terrorist]

Nah, Heatz is just a scum bag who walks out of his front door straight into the pub :rolleyes:

Go away, we don't want your sort in here :D

not his bikes anyway, it's the local bike shops part ex's round the back of the shop :)


How you doing Heatz my man?!!! ;)

[HEATZ]

im doing good how bout you ya bald fecker ya?

any sign o that AR to be fixed or burned yet?

[Urban Terrorist]

:o nealry had it finnished yester day, then snapped the thread of the exhaust stud!! Got to change the barrels over now,and the pistons. just ordering gaskets, so can do it at the weekend.

Then I can start on my H100 cafe racer, then build me chop. Then next year start on the X7 streetfighter, and do something with that supercharged rover V8 I have lurking in a mates garage...........

hopefully win the lotto to pay for it all!!

[disciplekidd]

Aight easy there heatz,
First you show off,
then you insult our main members,

NOW YOU GET TOLD TO FACK OFF! :mad:

[Urban Terrorist]

Aight easy there heatz,
First you show off,
then you insult our main members,

NOW YOU GET TOLD TO FACK OFF! :mad:

What the fack are you on about?!!!!!

[TaxiDave]

Aight easy there heatz,
First you show off,
then you insult our main members,

NOW YOU GET TOLD TO FACK OFF! :mad:


If you ever used your brain DK you might have realised that Heatz and UT are mates

[disciplekidd]

what tha fack is my brain got to do with it?
I din't see it. it my eyes ya gotta worry about :D

[Urban Terrorist]

Since when was I a main member anyway?!!!

Me and heatz ain't mates, he's just some bloke I know who releases small nutter's near me, then buggers off laughing :mad: :D

[disciplekidd]

Somone jus gimme a cyberslap an get it over with :o

[Urban Terrorist]

Nah, rather make you suffer, long and slow :D :D

[HEATZ]

Since when was I a main member anyway?!!!

Me and heatz ain't mates, he's just some bloke I know who releases small nutter's near me, then buggers off laughing :mad: :D


thats cos you was busy eyein up his mum :p

[Urban Terrorist]

BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't make a move though did i?!!! Christ man, i only said she was alright!! :(

[HEATZ]

Aight easy there heatz,
First you show off,
then you insult our main members,

NOW YOU GET TOLD TO FACK OFF! :mad:

where am i showing off? just cos i spent the price of one new bike buying 4 2nd hand ones?

if someone came on here with a pic of a new bike would you say they wer showing off?

[disciplekidd]

so when do I lose the chat virgin title anyway? I'm at 47 posts...I think :D
refer to my signature

[HEATZ]

BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't make a move though did i?!!! Christ man, i only said she was alright!! :(

then ya missed yer chance cos she was single then ! :D

[Urban Terrorist]

I bleeding weren't!! Christ, 7yrs I've been married this year, get less for murder!! Don't want no more women in my life :eek:

[HEATZ]

I bleeding weren't!! Christ, 7yrs I've been married this year, get less for murder!! Don't want no more women in my life :eek:


better tell ya she thought you wer alright too :D :p

[Urban Terrorist]

Lying fooker!!! She no doubt thought, who's that bald big nosed twat doing burnouts like he's someone famous?!!!

:D

[disciplekidd]

The only burnout you've seen is when yer butt got too close to a match monkey boy :D

[Urban Terrorist]

The only burnout you've seen is when yer butt got too close to a match monkey boy :D


Oi, knobcheese, wake up and smell the coffee, alright? Realise you haven't reached puberty yet, but don't panic, it'll happen one day soon. When you grow up.

[Spike]

ya think he's gonna live THAT long ??? :o

[disciplekidd]

One day!?

February 12th dude than I'll change an grow up :D

[Spike]

uh huh, we belive ya.....

[kitkatman]

hi all nice forum ya got here :)

this is my bitch
nice pram, welcome friend, come and have a seat, order a drink and stay a while, but i must warn you, the longer you stay the harder it is to leave,



welcome,welcome,welcome

[Sir Ewok]

Nice bikes m8 and welcome.....
Oi Disciplekidd, I think you need to get to 150 posts to lose your chat virginity, lost mine a long time ago. I think I am one of the longest serving members, being No2 (after stuart) in the original site guestbook.....

[Friar Tuck]

Hi ya Heatz!

No One is older than Ewok!

Ignore DickKnob! With any luck he might go away!

[Bosun]

No One is older than Ewok!


hence his sage wisdom and wise says

throughally nice chap as well :D

[Sir Ewok]

AWWWWW! shucks! you're embarassing me now!!!!

[Urban Terrorist]

Hi ya Heatz!

No One is older than Ewok!

Ignore DickKnob! With any luck he might go away!

i'm sure heatz will stick around, tough old boy is heatz!!

One day the kid'll grow up, once he's stopped suckling on his mothers tit and riding his skateboard.

[technoboiler]

ello ello ello heatz,,,are u single? :p

[Jonnyfp]

Welcome HEATZ nice to meet ya..


where did the nick come from?

[Shep]

Hi HEATZ

(Why shout it?)

Welcome to Groundhog Day forum.

[Bassman]

once he's stopped suckling on his mothers tit

Bitty Eh... Bitty Eh....
:eek:

[Dougie]

Bitty later.....



Orite HEATZ,hows about ye?

[Bassman]

Oh yeah... Welcome Heat....ermmm not anuvver nutter are you?... we have rather a lot of those on here y'know..... :D

[krammer]

...and a very good evening to you sir. oh bollocks to that! ow am ya ar kid? :D

[HEATZ]

Welcome HEATZ nice to meet ya..


where did the nick come from?


HEATSEIZERS MCC ;)

[HEATZ]

ello ello ello heatz,,,are u single? :p

YEP :D .

[HEATZ]

Hi HEATZ

(Why shout it?)

Welcome to Groundhog Day forum.


shout it? whos shouting?

[HEATZ]

Oh yeah... Welcome Heat....ermmm not anuvver nutter are you?... we have rather a lot of those on here y'know..... :D


oh yes :D

[HEATZ]

i'm sure heatz will stick around, tough old boy is heatz!!

One day the kid'll grow up, once he's stopped suckling on his mothers tit and riding his skateboard.


i normaly stick around anywherei can talk bikes :)

but that numbnut DICKEDKID needs to fuck right off

ive only been here a day and hes doing me head in!

[BlackPig]

Welcome ab'ord Heatz,you'll be suprised at how incredibly sane some of the people are around here...... :rolleyes:

[Fran]

Bit late....but welcome to bedlam :D

[Urban Terrorist]

i normaly stick around anywherei can talk bikes :)

but that numbnut DICKEDKID needs to fuck right off

ive only been here a day and hes doing me head in!


He's just a 17 yr old fuckwit, who no-doubt wash his daddys bike for a few quid, then goes hangs around the shops with his spotty little chav mates :rolleyes:

[Crofty]

Welcome to the forum HEATZ, sorry about DK, not all the younger members are arseholes. but welcome anyway.

[dracken1]

welcome to the last forum you'll ever wear! or is that suit? :o

[disciplekidd]

He's just a 17 yr old fuckwit, who no-doubt wash his daddys bike for a few quid, then goes hangs around the shops with his spotty little chav mates :rolleyes:
That's not nice. I already told you that I don't talk to dad anymore, cuz he's a fucked up man. aaaaaaaand here in Canada We use dollars :D

[Urban Terrorist]

You haven't told me ****. Other people on here might put up with you. To me you are just a loud mouth kid, you have nothing to say and your saying it too fucking loud.

[technoboiler]

You haven't told me ****. Other people on here might put up with you. To me you are just a loud mouth kid, you have nothing to say and your saying it too fucking loud.


come on UT,,,they boy has calmed down a bit,,,,he is just learnin the ropes man

[Strider]

God, you lot don't have fall for it dont you ............... jeez wish the fish bit as well as you lot when I go fishing, talk about getting wound up, think ppl!!! think!!!

Be cool :cool: :cool:

And NO, its not me under a different name, but I suspect it might be someone else

[technoboiler]

God, you lot don't have fall for it dont you ............... jeez wish the fish bit as well as you lot when I go fishing, talk about getting wound up, think ppl!!! think!!!

Be cool :cool: :cool:

And NO, its not me under a different name, but I suspect it might be someone else


wtf is all that about?

please fill me in,,,,lol

[Strider]

Fill you in ........... oooo errrrrrrrrr missus ;)

[technoboiler]

Fill you in ........... oooo errrrrrrrrr missus ;)

av got about an hour spare b4 i go out on the lash,,,,,,, :p

[Strider]

Dont need that long ffs, 10 mins do? :o

[Crofty]

Dont need that long ffs, 10 mins do? :o
TEN!!!!??? what, you gonna take 'er to t'chippy an' av a go at that, er fiveplay an'all? Don't be sayin that sort o stuff in public, makes the rest of us look bad.

[Strider]

Ok I'll go 6 mins then, that way I'll be able to get kinky and take me socks off :D

[triker_gal]

Welcome Heatz

A bit slow today, so sorry for late welcome :rolleyes:

[Crofty]

I'll be able to get kinky and take me socks off
:D :D :D :D ROFLMAO and, er, HHZOKZSBASDLASDJK ANY GUESSES WHT THAT ONE STANDS FOR?and sorry about the caps lock there.

[defarter]

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, :D :D :D