Load Pipes

[odie]

Load pipes save lives, yes we have all heard that one but also, Load pipes deafen wives, this means they cannot hear you when you answer them back! (dont get a slapping cos they car'nt hear you givin em lip!) :D

[Bosun]

depends how heavily loaded they is over 7lb is a good weight

suprised your mrs cant lip read or teepathic most are

[odie]

Yes, my wife can lip read thats the problem, i new there was a hole in my idea some-where!

[Mad Dog]

There's a hole in your spelling as well.

[Shudy]

There's a hole in your spelling as well.

MD surely you mean whole? :)

[TaxiDave]

Or do you mean speeling

[Mad Dog]

Quite right,

Theirs an loud ov wholes in Odies' speeling, butt ee car'nt ave seed it, so ee never new. :D

[odie]

If you dont mind i have dyslexic fingers :D

[Choprocker]

normally load my pipe with wadgings of baccy, thats when i settle down and the dog brings me slippers.