women over 40

[technoboiler]

just been reading this on a msn forum i am a member of
valkyrias art,,,excellent bunch,,,,hope you like it....



Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterparts.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

Andy Rooney

[defarter]

Tripple A......... :D :D :D

[technoboiler]

thing is,,,its true innit,,,,i began to be like that when i hit 30,,,lol,,,early learner i spose,,, :p

[kitkatman]

very true.....
when i was 27 ( bloody hell, that seams like a lifetime ago ) i was seeing a woman of 46, spoke a lot more sense than some of the muppets i know and was better at other things.............enough said :D

[Mitch]

I know that feeling :D for the most part, that's totally spot on!

[Sir Ewok]

I love women over 40, as long as it's not stone :D :D :D

My Babe is 64 this year and carries a few wrinkles, but to me she is beautiful. It's not the outside that counts, but what you carry in your heart.......... ;)

[DANNY]

triple A and a gold star.

[Mrs Reject]

I know that feeling :D for the most part, that's totally spot on!

What do you mean mostly :mad: *waits behind door with rolling pin* :)

[technoboiler]

What do you mean mostly :mad: *waits behind door with rolling pin* :)


lol,,,yeh, but now u have the skills to make em better when u break them,,,, :p

[krammer]

women are like wine. the older the vintage the better the taste :eek:

[Bassman]

Over 40 is great.... most of em
Don't tell
Don't swell
and gratefull as hell.... :D

[ForestFred]

women are like wine. the older the vintage the better the taste :eek:True ,but there does come a point when they turn to vinager :eek: :D

[Jay]

My first ever....uh....er.....ENTANGLEMENT ;) was with a 40 year old woman, my mates mum as it happens, yep she took a sheltered 16 year old, impressionable and Virginal boy..........and shagged the life damn near right out of 'im.

Always fancied the gazunga's off older women which is great for a while but......what happens when I get to 55? :eek:

[krammer]

My first ever....uh....er.....ENTANGLEMENT ;) was with a 40 year old woman, my mates mum as it happens, yep she took a sheltered 16 year old, impressionable and Virginal boy..........and shagged the life damn near right out of 'im.

Always fancied the gazunga's off older women which is great for a while but......what happens when I get to 55? :eek: having sex at 55 mph is just down right irresponsible mate ;)

[Jay]

Your right mate, the conditions were foggy and wet as I remember. I recall this darkness which just came over me so suddenly. Yep I shoulda just stayed downstairs and played super Mario with her son!

[krammer]

ah sex with older women, i work in a lot of care homes for the elderly and i've gotta admit the sight of an old gal with a neatly trimmed tasche gives me wood every time.

[Dougie]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.....

Krammer,yer one sick little monkey!!!

[Jay]

ah sex with older women, i work in a lot of care homes for the elderly and i've gotta admit the sight of an old gal with a neatly trimmed tasche gives me wood every time.

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I am Krammer

[krammer]

You know what this is


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I am Krammer i'm not really a pervert y'know :D :D :eek:

[Jay]

Then there's no place for you here......you are the straightest kink...goodbye

[krammer]

Then there's no place for you here......you are the straightest kink...goodbye alright. i am a pervert! but only in a nice way....

[Jay]

you must pass 3 simple tests:

First - demonstrate the extremes of your perversity with the aid of only some chewing gum and a small boy!

Second - Pledge the pledge of pledgidity and swear by all that is 'Holey'

Finally - Eat only curly wurleys while living in a bath of baked beans for no less than 3 days.

Then, an only then can we be sure that you have not been sent by the FBICIDDDHGUUUCID to infiltrate our circle! :mad:

[krammer]

you must pass 3 simple tests:

First - demonstrate the extremes of your perversity with the aid of only some chewing gum and a small boy!

Second - Pledge the pledge of pledgidity and swear by all that is 'Holey'

Finally - Eat only curly wurleys while living in a bath of baked beans for no less than 3 days.

Then, an only then can we be sure that you have not been sent by the FBICIDDDHGUUUCID to infiltrate our circle! :mad: ok. but i draw the line at curley wurleyies :D

[Dougie]

ok. but i draw the line at curley wurleyies :D
Far too elaborate. :eek:

[RedRobbie]

just been reading this on a msn forum i am a member of
valkyrias art,,,excellent bunch,,,,hope you like it....



Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

Andy Rooney

Utter bollocks mate, total romantic drivel. Yes all those things are true but lets be honest:-

Women over 40 have saggy tits.
Their plumbing starts to go wrong.
When they laugh heartily they piss themselves.
They get wrinkles everywhere. Tits Arse tummy.
They have mostly ugly mates.
A shed full of sprogs.
NHS teeth
bad breath.
And a fanny big enough to accomodate that 4X4 that they cant realy drive.
As for that arse well forget about it.

Give me the younger totty anyday. Both me and Peter Stringfellow cant be wrong.

[Jay]

Women over 40 have saggy tits.
Their plumbing starts to go wrong.
When they laugh heartily they piss themselves.
They get wrinkles everywhere. Tits Arse tummy.
They have mostly ugly mates.
A shed full of sprogs.
NHS teeth
bad breath.
And a fanny big enough to accomodate that 4X4 that they cant realy drive.
As for that arse well forget about it.

.

Yeah it's great innit, you really know yer alive........grrrrrrrr gimmee gimmee

[Shep]

Women over 40 have a fanny big enough to accomodate that 4X4


But it takes a man to fill one............




Toy boy and proud of it!

[Mrs Reject]

you must pass 3 simple tests:

First - demonstrate the extremes of your perversity with the aid of only some chewing gum and a small boy!

Second - Pledge the pledge of pledgidity and swear by all that is 'Holey'

Finally - Eat only curly wurleys while living in a bath of baked beans for no less than 3 days.

Then, an only then can we be sure that you have not been sent by the FBICIDDDHGUUUCID to infiltrate our circle! :mad:
Ha!!! As I have suspected for some time - you are a witch! Welcome brother :D
And RedRobbie feck orf or I'll.........think of something horrible to do to you! :)

[RedRobbie]

Ha!!! As I have suspected for some time - you are a witch! Welcome brother :D
And RedRobbie feck orf or I'll.........think of something horrible to do to you! :)
Mrs Reject one day, and that day is decades away I am sure, you will be over 40 yourself. Then my entire opinion of the older lady will have changed beyond recognition.CREEP CREEP GROVEL GROVEL.........dont do that nasty thing whatever it is . I'm just insecure and immature and I've hurt my leg on a spikey thing an...an...an...gotta go now cos its late

[kitkatman]

My first ever....uh....er.....ENTANGLEMENT ;) was with a 40 year old woman, my mates mum as it happens, yep she took a sheltered 16 year old, impressionable and Virginal boy..........and shagged the life damn near right out of 'im.

Always fancied the gazunga's off older women which is great for a while but......what happens when I get to 55? :eek:
you better get ya ass down the oap dsco!

[Sir Ewok]

Yep! women over 40 get wrinkles and have ugly mates, so do men...
Womens tits sag and they get fat arses, not always true, but guys get beer guts and bingo wings and baldness....
Women can suffer with stress incontinence and piss themselves laughing, usually as a result of having some guy's kids. Blokes on the other had can get prostate trouble and not be able to pee without a bloody painful operation, which can cause impotence. Womwn don't need viagra either.
When you get older, what 18 year old is going to want a balding, beer bellied guy who's claim to fame is that he can fart the national anthem in tune..... :eek:

[Strider]

When you get older, what 18 year old is going to want a balding, beer bellied guy who's claim to fame is that he can fart the national anthem in tune..... :eek:

Well there is always jonnys woman :)

[Sir Ewok]

Obviously had the smell sensors removed if he lives up to his forum namesake. LOL :D

[minxy]

All looks good to me! Just not sure about the lippy thing tho ..... :o lol

[technoboiler]

Red Robbie Is Just Bitter Coz He Is A Ginga ;)

[Mitch]

Mrs Reject one day, and that day is decades away I am sure, you will be over 40 yourself. Then my entire opinion of the older lady will have changed beyond recognition.CREEP CREEP GROVEL GROVEL.........dont do that nasty thing whatever it is . I'm just insecure and immature and I've hurt my leg on a spikey thing an...an...an...gotta go now cos its late
:D :D :D (he who is in the know!!)

[Strider]

I may, and I say just may, in the past have known a woman or 2 over 40 and also 50 and they were absolutely cracking, good figures, and intelligent too. Women who knew what they wanted and were not shy about it, in a unslappish way......

[technoboiler]

I may, and I say just may, in the past have known a woman or 2 over 40 and also 50 and they were absolutely cracking, good figures, and intelligent too. Women who knew what they wanted and were not shy about it, in a unslappish way......


dammit,,, duz that mean i have to wait till i am over 40 to become unslapperish :p

[Mrs Reject]

And I don't piss meself either (only when I'm really really drunk) :mad:
Now where did I put that genital warts spell.

[RedRobbie]

Yep! women over 40 get wrinkles and have ugly mates, so do men...
Womens tits sag and they get fat arses, not always true, but guys get beer guts and bingo wings and baldness....
Women can suffer with stress incontinence and piss themselves laughing, usually as a result of having some guy's kids. Blokes on the other had can get prostate trouble and not be able to pee without a bloody painful operation, which can cause impotence. Womwn don't need viagra either.
When you get older, what 18 year old is going to want a balding, beer bellied guy who's claim to fame is that he can fart the national anthem in tune..... :eek:


I forgot the bingo wings. And no I am not a ginger

[Fran]

E]. And no I am not a ginger


Is that coz you shaved it all off? :D

[RedRobbie]

No , dyed them leopard with a free anal bleach

[Fran]

Crack,back & sack as they say..... :D

[technoboiler]

Wtf Are Bingo Wings?

[TaxiDave]

When an "older" lady holds her arms out to the side, her bingo wings are the loose skin that hang down under her biceps. Bo Selecta does a piss take of Kat Slater's bingo wings.

[Bosun]

most of my longer relationships i have been a toy boy..


pampered spoilt and lovin it....

[Mrs Reject]

I think we all know what happens over 40 (men and women) we just don't want our noses rubbed in it - we prefer to live in fairy land :D :D

[Jay]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.........about the one and only thing my Dad ever said that made sense