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chimaera
06-02-2005, 06:25 AM
How many times have we been lied to by the establishment ??????
kitkatman
06-02-2005, 06:30 AM
hehehehehe :D :D
Sir Ewok
06-02-2005, 12:21 PM
The BMW one was pretty accurate as I took the wing out of a 5 series. He had his emergency flashers on, but told the copper he had signalled to turn right. The copper said "did you have your emergency flashers on, at the time you signalled to turn". He replied "Yes". DOH!

Even when they use them, they don't know what they're for.......
Bosun
06-02-2005, 03:35 PM
um ficken flashun blinken switchen....
Dougie
06-02-2005, 06:20 PM
My first bike,GS550E with a Sidewinder,a pretty wee thing.
Dougie
06-02-2005, 06:25 PM
Drunk driver,need I say more!The bike ,or what's left of it,is under the driver's door.I think,when the pic was taken,I was being interviewed by the police.The bus shelter was taken out by the bike's battery,which ended up about 50 yards away.His insurance fecked me about for a year,but finally came up with £400 and the wreck.Cost a couple of hundred to rebuild her,and went to the IOM on the rest!
technoboiler
06-02-2005, 09:53 PM
oi,,,,,i drive a beema :mad:
Dougie
06-02-2005, 09:59 PM
Okay,mebbe so...


But can you blame me?

Fecker was already waiting to go to court for a previous drunk driving charge when he did that.Thing is,this happened opposite a football ground with a busy social club,the battery that took out the bus shelter landed at the doors of the club!It was a bloody miracle no-one was killed.
One of the firemen said to me "what're you worried about? it's only a bike!"
Took three of his mates to hold me back! :mad:
defarter
06-02-2005, 10:12 PM
oi,,,,,i drive a beema :mad:



And i drive a Volvo........stop moaning woman :D
Sir Ewok
06-02-2005, 10:55 PM
I've had 3 Volvos and came up the motorway in excess of the speed limit with two five foot long RSJ's on the roof rack. Can't understand why peeps got out of my way........
defarter
06-02-2005, 10:58 PM
I've had 3 Volvos and came up the motorway in excess of the speed limit with two five foot long RSJ's on the roof rack. Can't understand why peeps got out of my way........




Excellent car and most motorcycles give you a very wide berth :D :D :D
Sir Ewok
06-02-2005, 11:02 PM
Same car dropped a valve at around a ton on motorway (near Luton) drove home slowly (at 70mph) and parked up. Rung mechanic and he said "Don't move it under any circumstances". Following week, after repairs, I drove to devon on me holidays. Great car, but thirstier than a biker at a three day rally..... :eek:
Peirre
06-02-2005, 11:11 PM
oi,,,,,i drive a beema :mad:
BMX?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)
Spike
07-02-2005, 02:49 AM
I've had 3 Volvos and came up the motorway in excess of the speed limit with two five foot long RSJ's on the roof rack. Can't understand why peeps got out of my way........


They thought it was a tank !!
kitkatman
07-02-2005, 07:46 AM
oi,,,,,i drive a beema :mad:
seat tolledo sports, not bad, will only do 130mph.
if i want to get anywhere quickly i take the bus!!!!!