insults

[kitkatman]

I'm not saying you'r ugly.......
But when you was born they slapped your mother.......

he's so fat that when his mobile rings....
People think he's reversing......

these are just 2 of some of the impressive insults i have heard during my time on this place you call earth.....
have you got any more please.....

Feel free to insult me... but, please leave the wife and daughter out of them.
thank you...............

[Jonnyfp]

Ya moms so fat her blood type is Ragu.

[Jimbob]

Yer mummas so fat her belt size is the equator :eek:

[kitkatman]

Ya moms so fat her blood type is Ragu.
my mammas so fat that when she was sunbathing at the sea side, green peace tried to shove her back in the water

[ForestFred]

Fuck you must have hit every branch of the ugly tree when you fell out of it.

God in his infinate wisdom gave you 2 faces why then do you sit on the best one?

[Jay]

Why are you so fat?

Because EVERY time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit!



Nice arse, shame it's on yer neck!



I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but you are obviously unarmed!

[bunbag]

away an take a run and fuck at a rollin donut

away an throw **** at yerself

tell yer mother i was askin for her

[Dougie]

Stick (insert offending object here) up yer arse and f*ck off while yer doing it!

[Strider]

I've seen coal cut off better looking faces than yours !!!

[Spike]

someone set ya face on fire, and put it out with a cricket bat.. :p

[Bosun]

I've seen coal cut off better looking faces than yours !!!
class pure class :)

[DANNY]

if my dog had a face like yours id shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.

[kitkatman]

if my dog had a face like yours id shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.
top quality,

[Jay]

How could you be SO ugly with only ONE head?

[Fran]

Is that your face or did your arse come up for a breather? :D

[Freak]

Ugly !???
She looks like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle

[Sheltie]

Crack yer face an make yer bum jealous

[Strider]

You got your arse and gob mixed up ............. you talk out your arse and ****e comes outa gob!!!

[Urban Terrorist]

If your mother had let you go to school, instead of making you stay in the trailer shagging her all day, you might not be such a retard!

you sir, are a vaginal wart on the face of humanity!!

[Bassman]

could'nt count to 21 if you were barefoot and naked...

[Dougie]

Yer as ugly as a dog's arse wi' a hat on!

Yer mother wears combat boots!

Yer mother sucks Smurfs for money!

[Sir Ewok]

Yo' Mamas so fat her arse has a seperate post code...

Yo' Mamas got a penis (Goldie lookin' chain, Brilliant Welsh rap group)

Yo' Mamas so fat that I have to slap her arse and ride the ripples when I shag her....

Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you abuse the privalige.

[Dougie]

Hey c*ntb*stard!!

Straight and to the point!

[Bassman]

You will never be half the man your mama was.... :D

[Fran]

There are two things on earth still visible from outer space.The great wall of China & yo mamma's ass! :D

[Fran]

(Mostly said when someone is due to buy a round but won't) You're so fekkin tightarsed only dogs can hear you when you fart!

[Spike]

I was gonna insult ya, but i car'nt improve on nature..

I hope ya next sh1t is a hedgehog, coming out backwards.....

[Friar Tuck]

I've seen better legs on oil rigs!

I've seen better bags wrapped round chips!

Is there no beginning to your talent?

God you are sooo ugly, the midwife slapped your mum when you were born!

May your ears turn to arseholes and **** all over your shoulders!

[kitkatman]

ohhhh come on......
i get better insults of the wife.......... :D

[trikeruk]

i thought i saw your name on a loaf of bread but when i looked a closer it said THICK CUT :cool:

[Jay]

These days it's cool to have small cars and small mobile phones.

One day it will be cool to have a small cock!

And then, my friend, you'll be a fucking legend! :D

[Sir Ewok]

Your mother let the best part of you dribble down her leg........

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.....

I hope your balls go square and fester at the corners.....

Thick as pig **** and twice as dense.....

[Bassman]

Aww c,mon... I stuck up for you the other night... someone said you weren't fit to live with pigs... but I stuck up for you and told em you were... :D

[Crofty]

You mama's so fat, Last time i fucked her, I burnt my arse on the lightbulb
Yo mama's so fat, after sex i rolled over twice, and I was still on the bitch!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the car window and got done for mooning.
You're a rubbish-head (my personal favourite)

[kitkatman]

i defended you as well!
someone said you was'nt worth pissing on
i said you was


Now your either a intellegent life force from a different planet
or you are just plain f@@kin stupid


you have the face of a bulldog licking piss of a thistle

why don't you go to the toilet and take your face for a sh@t

[ninjagal600]

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?


Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?


The Wheel's moving but the hamster's dead.

[memnoch]

You MUST be rich; ya spend fcuk all on clothes, ya scruffy barsteward! :D