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triker_gal
06-06-2004, 01:31 PM
to all you studdly males out there.

But girls, am I the only one who's hubby sleeps nearly all day on a Sunday ???
LOL

Zeek
06-06-2004, 03:46 PM
and your point is ? :D :D :D

Mrs Reject
06-06-2004, 05:16 PM
to all you studdly males out there.

But girls, am I the only one who's hubby sleeps nearly all day on a Sunday ???
LOL

fraid so!!! Mitch is always awake at the crack of dawn, I never sleep thanks to being a chronic insomniac. No 1 sone doesn't let the side down though, he sleeps all day every day the lazt git :)

TaxiDave
06-06-2004, 05:21 PM
Triker Gal if you didn't keep him awake all Saturday night (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) he might be fit to get up

triker_gal
06-06-2004, 07:10 PM
..... was you watching ?? Ohhh ya dirty perve ,lmao:p

TaxiDave
06-06-2004, 08:04 PM
..... was you watching ?? Ohhh ya dirty perve ,lmao:p


Not so much watching as listening, and you know how many miles away I live :D :D

badvoc
07-06-2004, 08:41 AM
Sleep all day on a Sunday!!! Hell no! that's one of my days off work I have to get up early and make the day last as long as possible :)

shadowdragon
07-06-2004, 10:50 AM
Sunday was easy..he was out of bed no probs.........

Today how ever....I am still trying to get him to wake up :rolleyes:

odie
07-06-2004, 11:14 AM
SOOOOOOO if your "better half" (as all men are) get's pulled over by the old bill and your on the trike dus it mean he could get done for having an "OFFENCIVE WIFE" ? lol :D
(to much "spitting image" when i was younger)
And finally, before my good lady kills me and buries the body, do you know why men snore?
Well its because our balls fall over our ar-e-holes and block the escaping gases, they have to come out some-where, and thats why men snore, dont know about wimin who snore but i think its some-thing to do with all the hot air, mouths not moving etc!!!!!!!!! :D

triker_gal
07-06-2004, 11:34 AM
And finally, before my good lady kills me and buries the body, do you know why men snore?
Well its because our balls fall over our ar-e-holes and block the escaping gases, they have to come out some-where, and thats why men snore,
Hmmmmm so what your telling us is that men have gobs like an arse ??? :D

Doro
08-06-2004, 01:58 PM
here's gypsy last sunday after a wee party in Bracknell

(errr, see if it works)

Doro
08-06-2004, 01:59 PM
yeah, and that's a 4-seater sofa he's hogging there

LMAO

*runs away*

Gypsy
08-06-2004, 01:59 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Gypsy
08-06-2004, 02:00 PM
amazing how you managed to work out how to post pics when its one of me half asleep lol :p

Doro
08-06-2004, 02:05 PM
tis why I'm all blonde n pretty n all girly n stoopid

I did tell you how I always got men to do my bidding by pretending to be blonde and daft honey

lmao

you should know by now

I can build sky rockets you know

;) :cool: :) :D

Gypsy
08-06-2004, 03:44 PM
tis why I'm all blonde n pretty n all girly n stoopid

I did tell you how I always got men to do my bidding by being blonde and daft honey

lmao

you should know by now

I can build sky rockets you know

;) :cool: :)


Mmmmm its all making sense now :D

cxdemon
09-06-2004, 06:37 PM
I'd give up mate if i was you, you aint gonna win :eek:

100%Pat
10-06-2004, 08:18 AM
He's not. And the sooner men realise their limitations the better eh girls? ;)

cxdemon
10-06-2004, 09:20 AM
We don't have any limitations! Except when the missus says no, only wanted to put the back plate of the engine in the dishwasher :eek:

TaxiDave
10-06-2004, 09:31 AM
We don't have any limitations! Except when the missus says no, only wanted to put the back plate of the engine in the dishwasher :eek:

Totally unreasonable behaviour and grounds for divorce that is. Reminds me of the time when the wife bollocked me for eating my dinner with a tray on my lap sitting on the new settee. How the hell could I sit at the table in the kitchen anyway, I'd get me lamb chops covered in oil on account that I was only half way through stripping an engine on it.

cxdemon
10-06-2004, 09:44 AM
Just can't understand it? go do something they say, then when you do ....it's bloody wrong!! :eek:

cxdemon
10-06-2004, 09:45 AM
still, got a nice workshop now, kettle an' evryfink!! :D :D

Doro
10-06-2004, 04:07 PM
well he can say what he likes.........

the photographhic evidence is there

*smug grin*