Grav, you're a star!!!

[Mitch]

Fookin' ell, got talking to Dave at ZPower getting quotes with which to batter my insurance company... He asked if I was a customer,
'nah' I said - 'I got recommended to you by a mate of mine called Grav'.

(stunned silence...)

'You say Grav? He comes in here all the time!!! I'll stick the quote in the post' :)

It was here first thing this morning :D (result!!!!!!!!!!)

A legend in your own lunchtime mate!!

[TaxiDave]

It pays to have good mates. I went into a sex shop to buy something nice for the wifes birthday, and I mentioned that I knew Yoda. Well, I was given a tour of all the stuff that they keep in the back room for special customers like him. Those videos about sex with inanimate objects like letter boxes and patio furniture take some believing though. :D

[Mitch]

It pays to have good mates. I went into a sex shop to buy something nice for the wifes birthday, and I mentioned that I knew Yoda. Well, I was given a tour of all the stuff that they keep in the back room for special customers like him. Those videos about sex with inanimate objects like letter boxes and patio furniture take some believing though. :D
It's not like the sex shop me and Mrs R went in last year down in Brighton! there was stuff made of blown glass, that could have been works of art as opposed to being used for purposes more suitable on the Over 18 (IQ?) forum - they were even playing piped classical music (we were left in there on our own for a good while to peruse the stock :D).

There was one dodgy looking bloke who came in later, he was trying to get his money back on a vid that he'd bought earlier that day - same trick he'd pulled twice that same week :eek:

[TaxiDave]

There was one dodgy looking bloke who came in later, he was trying to get his money back on a vid that he'd bought earlier that day - same trick he'd pulled twice that same week :eek:



Was he in a three grand carbon fibre wheelchair and talking with a Brummy accent, cos Yoda has been known to ask for refunds on chewing gum after he's chewed it, re-shaped it and re-packaged it.

[Grav]

Fookin' ell, got talking to Dave at ZPower getting quotes with which to batter my insurance company... He asked if I was a customer,
'nah' I said - 'I got recommended to you by a mate of mine called Grav'.

(stunned silence...)

'You say Grav? He comes in here all the time!!! I'll stick the quote in the post' :)

It was here first thing this morning :D (result!!!!!!!!!!)

A legend in your own lunchtime mate!!

You see, I'm not just a pretty face am I. :D

[ForestFred]

You see, I'm not just a pretty face am I. :D who said you were a pretty face? an yer mum dont count :)

[Grav]

My wife. :D

[Friar Tuck]

She should've gone to Specsavers!