doro

[technoboiler]

gypsy spilled battery acid on the floor :eek:







:p

[Gypsy]

liar liar .... ok its was only a little drop

*runs to B&Q*

[Yoda]

liar liar .... ok its was only a little drop

*runs to BBQ*

cooking sausages wont help

[Doro]

punishment suggestions here please.............











I've run out of ideas :D

[technoboiler]

he's been a very naughty boy,,,,,,,, :p

[Gypsy]

im the messiah

[technoboiler]

get a roll of gaffa tape, cover his parts with it and make him leave it on for an hour,,,then hear the screams as u pull it off slowley...........hhhehehehe

or, u could make him listen to abba for one hour at full bore :p

[Gypsy]

time for a shave

[technoboiler]

im the messiah


a balm,,,,what u wanna give him a balm for


might bite him :p

[Doro]

lol



and maybe I should tie him to the bed wif me stocking first



the harder you pull, the tighter they get :D

[Gypsy]

*super Big Grin* :d :d :d

[Mad Dog]

Hey Gypsy,

you sure you are safe doing your own electrics?
coz it involves sharp blades and soldering ! :D

[Gypsy]

yeah no worries, i can promise that there will be blood and burning flesh but its all part of the fun.
just ask doro , i could have an accident in a padded room

[Doro]

MD



don't even get me started







he's one of those people who should walk around in a giant plastic bubble - impervious to knives and all other sharp instruments/power tools/chemicals/innocent door handles/bed knobs/pillows


etc etc

[Jay]

tools/chemicals/innocent door handles/bed knobs/pillows


etc etc


How does one hurt themselves on a pillow, just for example!

[dracken1]

those acid packs are designed to make filling a battery "foolproof"
i'll say no more :D

[Gypsy]

poke yourself in the eye with the corner of it.... it aint fecking funny you know i coulda lost an eye LMAO :D

[Doro]

good one dracken




now you see, gypsy keeps banging his anatomy on the bed knob when he walks out of the bedroom on his way to the bathroom, usually naked :eek:


and as it's at a certain height...................


maybe I should get some padding



but then the bed is very big and the room is quite small :cool:




the pillows however are a tripping hazard :rolleyes:

[Gypsy]

that bedknob is dangerous and as for the pillows you should keep thowing them out the bed ;)

[Gypsy]

those acid packs are designed to make filling a battery "foolproof"
i'll say no more :D

yeah right foolproof but not gypsy proof, and to think i used to climb telephone poles on my last job.... only fell off once into some bramble bushes :D but did manage to trap my hand in the panel door of a transit van , methinks a new thread doth approach

[technoboiler]

lol



and maybe I should tie him to the bed wif me stocking first



the harder you pull, the tighter they get :D


its sposed to b a punishment,,,,, :p

[kitkatman]

get a roll of gaffa tape, cover his parts with it and make him leave it on for an hour,,,then hear the screams as u pull it off slowley...........hhhehehehe

or, u could make him listen to abba for one hour at full bore :p
if not.....
want some bread

[STEViE]

yeah no worries, i can promise that there will be blood and burning flesh but its all part of the fun.
just ask doro , i could have an accident in a padded room

This fills me with not a little fear about helpin' you at the weekend putting in your new door :p

[geordiedevil]

time for a shave



you mean you d.................. :eek: :D nope, say no more!!!!!!

[geordiedevil]

the empty voddie bottles however are a tripping hazard :rolleyes:

:D




as if................................................ ..........




















we all know you don't drink bottles..................................

















just down em instead! :D