I Know you all know it but

[Jay]

it's just become apparent to me.

I am a w****r !

Please do not reply to this thread it is merely a statement and observation!

[Jonnyfp]

Well lets start a thread on it then... :D

Hey there priddy gal...I'm w@nker too. :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

ere no fair...you editted it whilst i was typin.. :confused:

[Freak]

I like to think of me self as more of an 'awkward tosser' but I suppose the principle is the same ;) :p :D

[Freak]

ere no fair...you editted it whilst i was typin.. :confused:

me to, bugger!

[Jay]

See I can't even do this properly what sort of a c**t am I?

[Jonnyfp]

Ah now i'm more of a minge than a c**t me..


whats up bud? :o

[Yoda]

See I can't even do this properly what sort of a c**t am I?
are you a hairy one or a shave one
or do you have a bit of stubbly pubes growing


ohhh i get it now
it is a retur ..retorik ...rhetun...you didnt want an answer :D



and as johnny says

whats up dude (ok he said bud and i said dude ..but you get the gist...but if you are a wanker then change gist ti jism)
Yoda

[Doro]

methinks Jay needs someone to soothe his ruffled feathers


hang on while I have a look for someone............


GOOGLE

[Yoda]

hang on while I have a look for someone............


GOOGLE



you will never find lord lucan that way

Yoda
ps who ya lookin for

[Mrs Reject]

it's just become apparent to me.

I am a w****r !

Please do not reply to this thread it is merely a statement and observation!

We are all w*nkers on occasion. I cannot count the number of times me and Mitch have been the above!!!
What has brought on this particuar bout of self-flegellation then?

[Jonnyfp]

Charlie Dimmock.

[Doro]

maybe this one?

[Jonnyfp]

Charlie dimmocks lost some timber aint she?

[mr.chaz]

I pride myself in being a "tosser lost in the wilderness".
I can do it with either hand too.
Want me to show you?

[mr.chaz]

Would that make me-
ambiwankstrous.?

[Jay]

Sorry guys, I shouldn't be using this forum to air me problems, seems a bit wrong.

I'm alright really, expect you've all been there where it all seems to be going wrong with me wife/kids/job/money/cars/bike/family 'kin everythin really..... blah blah blah.

I'm 31 and should be able to sort meself out fer christ sake, but it hits home when your own 4 year old kid tells you, you don't laugh anymore!

Is it possible to forget how to enjoy yerself?

[Mad Liz]

Is it possible to forget how to enjoy yerself?

Yes - it's possible.

Unless you are suffering from depression or some other illness, it is also possible to tell yourself to snap out of it. If your 4 year old says that you are not laughing enough, take him/her to the park for some playtime. That'll soon perk you up!

Also, ask yourself (in all seriousness) if there is anything wrong today that wasn't wrong yesterday. If the answer is "No", then life isn't getting any worse so you might as well smile. If the answer is "Yes", then take your 4 year old to the park for some playtime. That'll soon perk you up!


:)

[100%Pat]

Dont worry about it mate, we do all have times like you are having, feel free to let off a bit of steam if thats how you feel, we are your mates and it wont matter at all....
C'mon you lot, fluffy time.... group hug for Jay :D

[Doro]

yeah Pat, but, my arms won't fit round him........



Jay you can blow off steam here anytime, is why we're all here




don't blame yourself though, life happens





we girlies are lucky tho

when we have a bad day we can blame it on PMS :D






(and I won't tell you what PMS really stands for cos I don't think you'll see the funny side :eek: )



want more soothing pictures?

[Doro]

here's another one

[Mrs Reject]

Is it possible to forget how to enjoy yerself?

Yes! Give up your well paid job and go to university, live in abject poverty for three years whilst the house falls apart around your ears and exam stress makes you and your other half's hair fall out:D
Our answer is to forget about it this weekend, go to the Snowplough rally and get disgustingly and uproarously drunk and/or stop wearing clothes.
The bad times don't last for ever - it just feels like it at the time. At least you have a lovely wife and children!
Big group hug ;)

[Jay]

JohnnyFP Freak Yoda Doro Mrs R Mr Chaz Mad Liz Pat Thanks very much Guys.

Yes yes yes I can feel it coming back now ahhhhhhhhh, there it is A SMILE :D

And could I just point out that crying like a big bald baby does not make me GAY!

and thats another thing......................................... :D

[mr.chaz]

That's a very observant 4 year old.
Maybe some people just don't know how to enjoy themselves...or can't enjoy themselves.
I know one or two of them - no matter what you do they're miserable. But.... they seem to enjoy being miserable.
Makes sense?
No?
I must be a tosser then!

[Jay]

Umm Doro

Could you stop posting those pictures please, my boss keeps asking me why I am trotting back and forth to the toilet.

[Jay]

That's a very observant 4 year old.
Maybe some people just don't know how to enjoy themselves...or can't enjoy themselves.
I know one or two of them - no matter what you do they're miserable. But.... they seem to enjoy being miserable.
Makes sense?
No?
I must be a tosser then!


Right you're happy....how do you do that? :mad:

[Gypsy]

something else to cheer you up, i was updating the wedding list this morning on the website, picked up the piece of paper of the names i had writen down and doro had added an extra one ' bluebottle pie', funny i thought , never heard of them
i updated the site
got a PM from doro asking who bluebottle pie was

turns out bluebottle pie is one of the foods that she was using for her RACING FROG and she had writen it on the list to remind herself.

[Doro]

awww sorry Jay

but are you a ikkle bit more cheered up?


it's easy for 4 year olds, they don't have to pay the bills or cope with everything


phrase that seems to fit mr chaz's view



'most people are as happy as they make up their minds to be'




but I don't think it applies to you Jay, being stressed out IS NOT the same as being unhappy with yer lot


you need to lose yourself in a simple pleasure


I used to go for walks in the country with the dog

does wonders for your soul

plus the dog can't do anything but look interested when you tell her all yer troubles :)

[Jay]

and/or stop wearing clothes.

Mrs R, I respect you Honest I do, but cast your mind back to September 2004, night of the forum party.....are you there? Yes.

Now remember me? Yes.

What were you saying? :eek:

[technoboiler]

here you are jay,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it could all be much worse you know,,,,you could live here,,,,,lol :p

just remember, whatever happens we luv u to bits,,,, :p

[Yoda]

I'm 31 and should be able to sort meself out fer christ sake, but it hits home when your own 4 year old kid tells you, you don't laugh anymore!

Is it possible to forget how to enjoy yerself?

a lot of us have been there mate
so let it all out if it helps

being stuck in a rut is the pits (no pun intended)

if you dont wanna put it on the forum PM me

take care mate

[Doro]

jay you are a big lad but it certainly ain't flab..!!!!!!!!



we wanna see yer nakid lol




hey guys, maybe if we frighten him he'll forget his worries for a while



now, how to frighten Jay??? mmmmmmmmmmmmm



I know



lets all go down to his for a visit ?



yippeeeee



ain't been to his area before, even though half my family are from there, so yep



it's time for a visit



yeeeehhaaaa





errrmmm




worried yet??? :D

[technoboiler]

i like me men wif a bit meat,,,as have mentioned b4.... :p

oi jay,,,,there was a young man from jarrow
who tried to have sex wif a sparrow
the sparrow said 'no you cant have a go'
coz the hole in me arse is too narrow! :p

[Yoda]

lets all go down to his for a visit ?
yippeeeee

ain't been to his area before, even though half my family are from there, so yep
it's time for a visit
yeeeehhaaaa

errrmmm
worried yet??? :D

okay sunday morning who is up for a visit to jays?????

i am serious names down

come-on you know you wanna

Yoda

[technoboiler]

is it very far from newcastle upon tyne? :o

[Jay]

awww sorry Jay

but are you a ikkle bit more cheered up?


it's easy for 4 year olds, they don't have to pay the bills or cope with everything


phrase that seems to fit mr chaz's view



'most people are as happy as they make up their minds to be'




but I don't think it applies to you Jay, being stressed out IS NOT the same as being unhappy with yer lot


you need to lose yourself in a simple pleasure


I used to go for walks in the country with the dog

does wonders for your soul

plus the dog can't do anything but look interested when you tell her all yer troubles :)

Doro don't feel bad at what I am about to say but you'll never believe this.

We took a 2 week holiday down to Devon in November and had to come home early to collect my dog from the kennells and have her put down.

She's currently in a little box (ashes) in the window waiting to be buried next to our other dog who died in August!

Yep, thats right.....I'm a total loss :D

[mr.chaz]

Right you're happy....how do you do that? :mad:

Luckily , I still managed to keep my sh*t together and have a plan , even when things got a little bleak. Sooner or later the plan came good and now I don't ever put me in a position where I ain't happy again. Now I concentrate on enjoying meself and trying to make other people happy or have a laff.
If people don't want to laff along with me , or can't see what I'm about - then I tend to just leave them alone and ignore them. I think life's too short to waste time on stupid people.
Makes sense?
Yes?
No?
Okay... I'm a tosser! :D

[technoboiler]

Doro don't feel bad at what I am about to say but you'll never believe this.

We took a 2 week holiday down to Devon in November and had to come home early to collect my dog from the kennells and have her put down.

She's currently in a little box (ashes) in the window waiting to be buried next to our other dog who died in August!

Yep, thats right.....I'm a total loss :D


mine is very old too,,,,jeez,, she aint got long left either :(
but i know she has had the best life i could give her,,,,to be loved is the main thing

[Jonnyfp]

Go home..

Roll a spliff

pour ya favourite tipple..

and put either of the following on your CD player with headphones..(turn it up to 11 man)
Pantera...Cowboys from hell
Dope...Die mother fucker
Metallica...Fuel
or
Burt cataract ...what the world needs now. :D


Put em all on drink ya drink smoke ya smoke and all will become clear..




Btw the dope track got me thru my separation..lol

[technoboiler]

Go home..

Roll a spliff

pour ya favourite tipple..

and put either of the following on your CD player with headphones..(turn it up to 11 man)
Pantera...Cowboys from hell
Dope...Die mother fucker
Metallica...Fuel
or
Burt cataract ...what the world needs now. :D


Put em all on drink ya drink smoke ya smoke and all will become clear..




Btw the dope track got me thru my separation..lol
sounds like wallowing in shoite to me matey :cool:

[Gypsy]

sounds like wallowing in shoite to me matey :cool:

its the way ya do it :D

[Gypsy]

Psssstt !!!! dont tell doro but i spilt battery acid over the laminate floor earlier :eek:

[Jay]

Hey you guys have cheered me up course you have.

And I tell you now, you are all very welcome to our house anytime.

[Jonnyfp]

sounds like wallowing in shoite to me matey :cool:


Nope.

its great to just kick back sometimes..

btw my bollock op is next thursday just found out yay..

[technoboiler]

Psssstt !!!! dont tell doro but i spilt battery acid over the laminate floor earlier :eek:
doro




doro



doro




doro :p

[Gypsy]

fecking grass :D

[technoboiler]

fecking grass :D


hehehehehe,,,new thread,,,,pmsl

[Doro]

is it very far from newcastle upon tyne? :o


nope, it's about as far as you can get hinny


but I'm up for a visit, dunno the way but I know the area


hmmm, yep it's a large area



maybe we could get Jay to narrow it down a bit, if he's not too afraid


also I'd like to visit the land of my forefathers

[technoboiler]

nope, it's about as far as you can get hinny


but I'm up for a visit, dunno the way but I know the area


hmmm, yep it's a large area



maybe we could get Jay to narrow it down a bit, if he's not too afraid


also I'd like to visit the land of my forefathers

jeez,,,,you have 4 fathers.....busy mum? :p

[mr.chaz]

Hey you guys have cheered me up course you have.

And I tell you now, you are all very welcome to our house anytime.

What the hell do I want to come to your house for?
I hear you're a w*nker? :eek:

rofl

you asked for that! :D

[Jay]

Nope.

its great to just kick back sometimes..

btw my bollock op is next thursday just found out yay..


All of sudden mate, my worries have paled into insignificance.....thats sounds........scary.......nothing

[Yoda]

Nope.

its great to just kick back sometimes..

btw my bollock op is next thursday just found out yay..

god i would never have guessed you were becoming a woman when we met the other day :)

Yoda

[Gypsy]

i know the way !!!





where is it ????

[Jay]

What the hell do I want to come to your house for?
I hear you're a w*nker? :eek:

rofl

you asked for that! :D


Beautiful..........I have exorcised the demons :D

[technoboiler]

All of sudden mate, my worries have paled into insignificance.....thats sounds........scary.......nothing


are u gonna post pics b4 and afta jonny,,,so we can all go eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :p

[Doro]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



I thought gypsy was being a bit quiet today



then he made me an offer of erm summat tasty



so, ya been up to no good eh?




never mind, I'm sure you can lay some more floor along with fitting the new door etc etc



jeez can't leave him alone for a minute..!!!

[Jonnyfp]

Fuckin hilarious the doctor was,,,he said could you take your trousers off please...so i did..he looked and said it was very impressive..i said thats first time any buggers ever said that to me.

Its only a hernia op, just been waitin an age for the op date thas all.

[Mrs Reject]

Mrs R, I respect you Honest I do, but cast your mind back to September 2004, night of the forum party.....are you there? Yes.

Now remember me? Yes.

What were you saying? :eek:

How could I possibly forget you after that teashirt!!!!!!!
AND..........doesn't stop me and Mitch and we are no lightweights. Trust Mrs R on this one, I have had nights where I've woken up at 3.00 a.m and come downstairs to pace the floor and worry about money and how we're going to eat for the rest of the month ad nauseam and taking your clothes off has a miraculous effect on your psyche......in fact I insist you do it now.......and post the picture on the forum :D

[Freak]

I know how ya feel when everthing seems to be against ya. Like others have said, it happens to nearly all of us (Ewok n Tuck inc. being the exception, as they actually inflict the misery and depression upon people). You're only down the road matey, anytime you want a chin-wag to vent a bit of frustration (poor choice of words, I know!) Just give me a shout and we can always meet up 4 a pint and put the world straight. :D

[Gypsy]

are u gonna post pics b4 and afta jonny,,,so we can all go eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :p

hehe jonny fartpants next buster gonad,,, hes gonna try to be every viz character :D

[Jonnyfp]

are u gonna post pics b4 and afta jonny,,,so we can all go eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :p



I'm lookin the camera hun....tempted i need to get some batterys tho.

[Gypsy]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



I thought gypsy was being a bit quiet today



then he made me an offer of erm summat tasty



so, ya been up to no good eh?




never mind, I'm sure you can lay some more floor along with fitting the new door etc etc



jeez can't leave him alone for a minute..!!!

in my defence it took me more than a minute :D

[Jonnyfp]

hehe jonny fartpants next buster gonad,,, hes gonna try to be every viz character :D



hahahaha!!


always been terry fuckwit.. :D

[Doro]

so we got me n gypsy, freak and yoda, any more for any more?


best not ask jonny though for the usual reasons.......














[sorry jonny it's gypsy's fault, he encourages me]

[Jonnyfp]

Granted...just don't tell em about the removal van thing.. :o

[Doro]

ha ha ha ha ha


jonny


I'd forgotten about that






(poor memory syndrome)








thanks for reminding me :D






2nd big laugh I've had today - that and bluebottle pie :cool:

[Gypsy]

what van removal thing?????

[Yoda]

what van removal thing?????

she's keeping secrets from you now

..

not a good sign

[Gypsy]

well it had something to do with jonny so its bound to be a fukkup beyond all belief lmao :D

[Jonnyfp]

You get back to ya punishment! :D


Oh and don't come anywhere near my electrics either..



Ok its all i got on him for now..anymore of gypsy secrets will be recieved with much gratitude folks..lol

[Yoda]

well it had something to do with jonny so its bound to be a fukkup beyond all belief lmao :D

wel i dont like to say this but he got lost coming to my house

and as he pulled up the missus shouted someone on a 'scooter' has just pulled up

did i laff...I did

i later had to explain (Again) the differennce between a scooter and a real motorbike (that statment should start a whole new 'well a bikes a bike thread...hehe')

Yoda

[Gypsy]

electrics im ok with... me and batteries just dont get along, oh and knifes, screwdrivers,

[Doro]

and pillows

[Jonnyfp]

wel i dont like to say this but he got lost coming to my house

and as he pulled up the missus shouted someone on a 'scooter' has just pulled up

did i laff...I did

i later had to explain (Again) the differennce between a scooter and a real motorbike (that statment should start a whole new 'well a bikes a bike thread...hehe')

Yoda



You bloody fibber!!

I live next door to ya...lol

And i may add (flexin my testosteroney bits) that my scooter is 50cc bigger than your tricycle sah!! lol

[Gypsy]

You bloody fibber!!

I live next door to ya...lol

And i may add (flexin my testosteroney bits) that my scooter is 50cc bigger than your tricycle sah!! lol

has it got a pizza box on the back :D

[Jay]

is it is it is it a Honda Camino or one of those Tomos things?

[Dougie]

Jay,m8,I know I'm coming into this a bit late but...
Take heart,you're not alone,you've got some excellent friends here who'll do anything for you.You'll get through it!
All the best m8.

Dougie.

[Jay]

Jay,m8,I know I'm coming into this a bit late but...
Take heart,you're not alone,you've got some excellent friends here who'll do anything for you.You'll get through it!
All the best m8.

Dougie.

Dougie

Cheers mate, you know I like to make people smile and not moan but if I can make people smile while moaning, then thats just a bonus! :D

Jay

[Dougie]

Dougie

Cheers mate, you know I like to make people smile and not moan but if I can make people smile while moaning, then thats just a bonus! :D

Jay
Well,you've made me snort beer out my nose on more than one occasion! :D :D

[Jay]

Well,you've made me snort beer out my nose on more than one occasion! :D :D

Sorry about that mate, i'll use smoother gloves next time :D

[Dougie]

Fecker,ye've done it again,but it was mince & onion pie this time! :eek:

[Bosun]

are u gonna post pics b4 and afta jonny,,,so we can all go eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :p



if you do ( and id rather you didnt) canit be in c18

[Jonnyfp]

Yes and i'll censor it too...lol

[technoboiler]

Yes and i'll censor it too...lol


oh cum now jonny,,,,a lump or 2 in ya keks cant be a bad thing ;)

[Jonnyfp]

oh cum now jonny,,,,a lump or 2 in ya keks cant be a bad thing ;)



PMSL!.....

[krammer]

sorry jay, like dougie im a bit late checking out the forum tonight. bloody eighteen year olds! :) we all have our down times mate and the whole mid winter thing sure does'nt help. you've been to my house, met my family and even jess reckons you are a top feller! like yoda said if you want some company give us a shout and we can meet you in the air baloon :eek: (remember? :D )

[technoboiler]

i just love this place....... :D

[Dougie]

Anybody know how to get mince & onion pie and bogies off a keyboard? :eek:

[wegit]

Buy a dog, we use ours for cleaning the carpet after the kids have finished eating http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[technoboiler]

Anybody know how to get mince & onion pie and bogies off a keyboard? :eek:


well it aint gonna lick itself off baby..... :p

[Bosun]

Anybody know how to get mince & onion pie and bogies off a keyboard? :eek:



leave it for the cleaning woman


ducks and runs from wrath of fran ;)

[Dougie]

wrath of fran ;)
'Zat not the next Star Trek film?

[kitkatman]

been there, done that, been that ( on more than one occasion ), i don't think i've been caught on camra..... yet.....



not unless you know something i don't............. :D

[Fran]

Sorry to hear you're feeling down Jay.Like people have been saying we've all been there so we feel for you & it will pass although it doesn't feel like it just now.I've hit rock bottom many times only to find out that rock bottom turned out to be quick sand!
Sorry to hear about your dog too.When our family dog died we got his ashes back & my mum said she wanted his ashes buried with her.When my mum died we didn't have a teddy big enough for the ashes so she only got half the dog!My dad died later that year so he got buried with the second half of the dog.I've never realised how weird that was till I put it in writing just now!Things could be worse you could be getting buried with half a dog! :eek:
We're here for you mate.... :)

[triker_gal]

I didnt read this thread till Yoda pointed it out to me, so sorry for not replying until now. Really sorry to hear your down Jay, I can see everyone's managing to keep ya pecker up. Dont worry as you'll be having loads of laughs on Sunday when they all visit. Make sure you have a good time and enjoy

[Sir Ewok]

If I'd known that trying to make our payments wouls affect you like this, I would have made them higher!

Sorry to hear you had a bad downer, but everybody seems to have been doing their bit to cheer you up. My luck runs over years and sometimes there are a good few 'Bad' ones, then something trivial happens and the whole mess turns round....
Have a good day today, It's Friday..... :D

[technoboiler]

jay,,,,i have put you a new avatar in 18 section,,,xxxxxx :p

[Jay]

sorry jay, like dougie im a bit late checking out the forum tonight. bloody eighteen year olds! :) we all have our down times mate and the whole mid winter thing sure does'nt help. you've been to my house, met my family and even jess reckons you are a top feller! like yoda said if you want some company give us a shout and we can meet you in the air baloon :eek: (remember? :D )

The Air Balloon.....yes thats the sort of place to perk you up a bit!

Cheers matey.

Jay

[Jay]

Sorry to hear you're feeling down Jay.Like people have been saying we've all been there so we feel for you & it will pass although it doesn't feel like it just now.I've hit rock bottom many times only to find out that rock bottom turned out to be quick sand!
Sorry to hear about your dog too.When our family dog died we got his ashes back & my mum said she wanted his ashes buried with her.When my mum died we didn't have a teddy big enough for the ashes so she only got half the dog!My dad died later that year so he got buried with the second half of the dog.I've never realised how weird that was till I put it in writing just now!Things could be worse you could be getting buried with half a dog! :eek:
We're here for you mate.... :)

Cheers Fran, I just hope you knew who had which end! :D

[Jay]

I didnt read this thread till Yoda pointed it out to me, so sorry for not replying until now. Really sorry to hear your down Jay, I can see everyone's managing to keep ya pecker up. Dont worry as you'll be having loads of laughs on Sunday when they all visit. Make sure you have a good time and enjoy

Thanks Ria, these guys certainly have put a smile back on me mug!

Jay

[Jay]

If I'd known that trying to make our payments wouls affect you like this, I would have made them higher!

Sorry to hear you had a bad downer, but everybody seems to have been doing their bit to cheer you up. My luck runs over years and sometimes there are a good few 'Bad' ones, then something trivial happens and the whole mess turns round....
Have a good day today, It's Friday..... :D

Cheers mate, does this mean I can take a payment holiday this month?

[Jay]

jay,,,,i have put you a new avatar in 18 section,,,xxxxxx :p

Help I can't get in? I'll have to get a password thingy and have a look! :o

[ForestFred]

Its a good un Jay :D Ring me I might tell you a secret :rolleyes:

[Jay]

Its a good un Jay :D Ring me I might tell you a secret :rolleyes:

I would Ring you buddy but that number you gave me is one digit short...I've tried guessing it but I have now phoned 1438 people, none of em you! :D

[Mitch]

Mrs R sez: Did you do any nekkid frolicking then - feel any better :D

[Jay]

Mrs R sez: Did you do any nekkid frolicking then - feel any better :D

Okay, alright I admit it...Mrs R convinced me to dance about naked to music in an attempt to obtain a eurphoric state of happiness and bliss!

I gave it a try and after noticing that next doors cat was watching me through the patio doors, decided to draw the curtains!

But I decided that if I want to bloodywell prance around my own front room wearing nothing but a hairy back, I will - so I opened the front curtains and thought sod it.

Only to be confronted with my next door neighbour chatting to my good lady about their cat not coming home the night before!

It's astounding how fast a naked prancing bald bloke can leap out of a room and up the stairs!

Having said this, I was getting it on in big way to some Deep Purple and I gotta say this is a very liberating kinda thing. Once you get over that embarassment issue of course!

Mrs R & Mitch - I dig your therapy. :D

[Yoda]

so what i wanna know is

is anyone going down to Jays on Sunday?????????

i am up for it

Yoda

[Freak]

so what i wanna know is

is anyone going down to Jays on Sunday?????????

i am up for it

Yoda

I can make it so long as he's wearing some clothes :p :D

[Mrs Reject]

Man after me own heart :D can't come down on Sunday sadly as we are at the Snowplough rally. I feel a teashirt coming on :)

[ForestFred]

Okay, alright I admit it...Mrs R convinced me to dance about naked to music in an attempt to obtain a eurphoric state of happiness and bliss!

I gave it a try and after noticing that next doors cat was watching me through the patio doors, decided to draw the curtains!

But I decided that if I want to bloodywell prance around my own front room wearing nothing but a hairy back, I will - so I opened the front curtains and thought sod it.

Only to be confronted with my next door neighbour chatting to my good lady about their cat not coming home the night before!

It's astounding how fast a naked prancing bald bloke can leap out of a room and up the stairs!

Having said this, I was getting it on in big way to some Deep Purple and I gotta say this is a very liberating kinda thing. Once you get over that embarassment issue of course!

Mrs R & Mitch - I dig your therapy. :D does this account fer the earth tremors felt out here in the forest :D

[krammer]

so what i wanna know is

is anyone going down to Jays on Sunday?????????

i am up for it

Yoda any time after 4 on sunday is fine by me or any time tomorrow cos i is free all day :)

[Fran]

Cheers Fran, I just hope you knew who had which end! :D
Well my mum always fed the dog & my dad walked him so you work it out.... :D

[Jonnyfp]

I'm meetin Laur and TS at the Bike museum..but ya not far away may just pop down as soon as i can ride a bike again after me op.

[Jim]

Just tell your 4 year old that she now has an important job !


She has to make you laugh at least once a day.

She'll feel dead important and the enjoyment of trying to keep a straight face while she trys should make it all worthwhile.

[Jay]

Hey guys, cheers for your kind words.

Jim, me wife and kids (they are boys though mate) have all noticed how much cheerrierierierier I am thanks to you lot.

Fred, that rumblin was more likely to have been me belly - fishfinger curry will do that to a bloke you know!

Anyway like I said, you guys are welcome at our house anytime, but I don't expect you to muck yourselves about on my account, specially with the weather forcast for this weekend.

If you are coming down though, let us know how many so we can get some bacon and eggs in for a good load of sarnies! Oh and some sprouts obviously!

Cheers Jay, Mrs Jay and the two little Jays