jokes anyone?????..here's one!

[ladyrider]

A road-wary old biker walks into a bar to have a cold beer after a long dusty ride..At the end of the bar he sees a good looking "lady of the evening". She smiles at him and asks if he's looking for a good time. Well, having been some time since his last snarlin' he accepts..After agreeing on a price, she escorts him up to her room and they start HUMPIN'. After about 10 minutes of furious BANGING the old biker ask: "so babe, how am I doing?..she replies: "You're doing 3 "KNOTS"..."3 knots?....What' that mean?" replies the biker..
She said: "You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!"...

[Sir Ewok]

Pmsl!...... :d :) :d

[Bosun]

:D excellent way to start the day :D :D

[Crofty]

Feckin' bitch said she'd never tell! That's the last time I go to 'ewokandtuck naughtyladies Ltd'

[kitkatman]

i've got a mate who's got a two inch cock.....


his names justin........... :D :D :D

[BigBod]

GROAN!!!!
This is bad but it is Friday sorry guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"

(you're gonna love this)





(its a real treat)





(a masterpiece)




(wait for it)










The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."




(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

[bunbag]

knock knock

who,s there


michael

michael who




good your on the jury :)

[cxdemon]

:d :d :d :d