First stiffy

[RedRobbie]

Does anyone remember Susanne Stranks from childrens TV prog.. MAGPIE and Itsy and bitsy. She was my "first stiffy" girl and I still fancy her. OK she's no J-Lo or Kirsten Dunst but she was fit as hell.

I wouldnt climb over her to get at Vallerie Singlton thats for sure.

[Fran]

Looks like you're all alone with your stiffy at the moment.....or Defarter's not going to own up to getting all fired up over Fanny Craddock :D :D :D

[Jim]

Maggie Philbin - Multi Coloured Swap Shop !!!


At least thats the first one I can remember

[smeghead]

hmm my first stiify girl was hattie jakes, then bella emberg in my teen years

[Fran]

Not a stiffy but first guy I had the screaming thigh sweats over was Donny Osmond....Never came to anything.I would have snapped him like a twig! :eek:

[smeghead]

lol lots of girls used to get a wide on for donny osmond ;)

[Fran]

Had to get the gritter lorries out when he was on top of the pops.... :rolleyes:

[defarter]

Looks like you're all alone with your stiffy at the moment.....or Defarter's not going to own up to getting all fired up over Fanny Craddock :D :D :D



not so much on fanny but Jonny was nice :o

[TaxiDave]

Sally James and Suzi Quattro for me. Leather and boots. :p

[Bosun]

oooh remember suzi q at kent


sally james runs a shop near me now



am i strange i used to like leslie jud and then of course Linda

[ForestFred]

I'm with you RR Susan Stranks much fitter than Auntie Val anyday :D

[technoboiler]

Sally James and Suzi Quattro for me. Leather and boots. :p


this could be your lucky daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :p

[TaxiDave]

this could be your lucky daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :p


Photos please, pretty please, pretty please with sugar and plums on. For gods sake women do you want to see me beg?? ;)

[Jonnyfp]

First stiffy has to be maggie filbin...look i was very young and she gave me vein what can i say.

[RedRobbie]

Maggie Philbin - Multi Coloured Swap Shop !!!


At least thats the first one I can remember
Jim how did i forget Maggie Philbin. I've got a stiffy now just typing her name.
Maggie Philbin Maggie Philbin Maggie Philbin OOOOOH now i've made a mess on my keyboard.Damn have I got issues.

[Jonnyfp]

Just googled and found this..

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/images/blackburn_philbin_chegwin.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/tony_blackburn_page.htm&h=217&w=250&sz=17&tbnid=dODBXGpa7VYJ:&tbnh=92&tbnw=106&start=20&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMaggie%2BPhilbin%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26 safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG :D


And this...
was she married to that twat keith chegwin..?

[RedRobbie]

Just googled and found this..

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And this...
was she married to that twat keith chegwin..?
PHWOAR look at Tony Blackburn. Now theres fit for you

[technoboiler]

Photos please, pretty please, pretty please with sugar and plums on. For gods sake women do you want to see me beg?? ;)


if you wouldnt mind,,,,,lol

[Mrs Reject]

Just googled and found this..

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/images/blackburn_philbin_chegwin.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/tony_blackburn_page.htm&h=217&w=250&sz=17&tbnid=dODBXGpa7VYJ:&tbnh=92&tbnw=106&start=20&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMaggie%2BPhilbin%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26 safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG :D


And this...
was she married to that twat keith chegwin..?

Baaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrffffffffffffff, bleuugh me bowels have come up through me mouth!!!!!!!!!
:eek:

[kitkatman]

my first bolt on was for carol decker for t'pau, see her now, been through the cement mixer a bit!

[Freak]

Lovely lovely lovely KIM WILDE who's still Lovely lovely lovely

[Sir Ewok]

Illicit copies of Health and efficiency, behind the bike sheds, with the pubes airbrushed out! Most of my early stiffies were for real people as celebrities and Hello! magazine had not been invented. I told that Caxton bloke (who lived in the hut next door) Oi! Caxton, NO!

[Jay]

Think my first proper raving Bone-on (my nickname at school was Boner you know, but we won't go into that) was a young German lass called 'Imogen'.

I spotted her in that most famous of gardening magazines 'Blue Climax', which I found in my dads shed when I were looking for some u-tacks.

[Jay]

Lovely lovely lovely KIM WILDE who's still Lovely lovely lovely

Yeah, she reeled me in too mate, I had the most enormous crush on Kim and still do....grrrrrrrr down boy

[Doro]

I started young (not stiffies tho cos girls don't get em ya know)


first was John Hart in the original Last of the Mohicans series - also he played the Lone Ranger - yum


then it was william shatner as capt kirk, then david cassidy and the lead singer from the rubettes (sugar baby love - remember it?)

[Jay]

I started young (not stiffies tho cos girls don't get em ya know)


first was John Hart in the original Last of the Mohicans series - also he played the Lone Ranger - yum


then it was william shatner as capt kirk, then david cassidy and the lead singer from the rubettes (sugar baby love - remember it?)

Doro, as a girl of many facts and figures you might like to know that in your past, you have been both Male & female.

As you form in the womb, you (the fetus) developed gonads, which later became either Testies or Ovaries, in your case.

See, thats how you understand how men work! ;)

[Doro]

yeah I know all that - cos I do in fact know everything :cool:


but I don't understand what your post has to do with mine :confused:

or did you mean the bit about stiffies? well, I didn't start that young lol

[Jonnyfp]

Doro, as a girl of many facts and figures you might like to know that in your past, you have been both Male & female.

As you form in the womb, you (the fetus) developed gonads, which later became either Testies or Ovaries, both in gravs case.
;)


I knew it... :eek:

[TaxiDave]

if you wouldnt mind,,,,,lol


Actually, I wouldn't mind at all !! Lol ;)

[technoboiler]

first crush,,,,,,,,,,,,didnt get a stiffy!,,,,was peter gordino...anyone remember him? :p

[mr.chaz]

With me mates being a lot older , I was subject to porn at an early age and molested by a 16 year old when I was but 13.How good is that?... !
So my first stiffy was really , "in the line of duty" and I couldn't possibly post a piccy of her.Cos "Gentlemen never tell". ;)

[Doro]

first crush,,,,,,,,,,,,didnt get a stiffy!,,,,was peter gordino...anyone remember him? :p




nope, giz a clue

[Yoda]

my first bolt on was for carol decker for t'pau, see her now, been through the cement mixer a bit!
DING DONG
i would like to have been very very good friends with carol decker

Yoda

[Yoda]

With me mates being a lot older , I was subject to porn at an early age and molested by a 16 year old when I was but 13.How good is that?... !
So my first stiffy was really , "in the line of duty" and I couldn't possibly post a piccy of her.Cos "Gentlemen never tell". ;)

wow that surely cant be true can it

surely you made that bit up

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'You Had Mates'...WOW :D

[Dougie]

I honestly can not remember my first woody,it was so long ago! :eek:

[technoboiler]

nope, giz a clue


dark haired latino stylee singer,,,,rather like ermmmmmmmm,,,,ermmmmmm

sorta like enrike inglesias .......but i was only 5....lol...started my pervin early i did,,, :p

[memnoch]

lol I don't think I even want to get into this one (no pun intended) but...

Susan Stranks? If she was the one that was also on [dare I even say this] Houseparty, then mmmmm yes, she was hot!

early stiffies....uhm...let me think....(gonna really show me age now..)

Bardot in Barbarella

Raquel in 2000 BC

Emanuelle films (all of em lol - we used to sneak in the cinema fire door to all the X films)

Sandie Shaw

Lulu

Marie Osmond

Suzi Quatro

etc etc etc....


Ah well, so many women, so little time... (but I'm working me way through em' lol) :D

[mr.chaz]

wow that surely cant be true can it

surely you made that bit up

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'You Had Mates'...WOW :D

Okay , okay I lie.
and I would say...
Marilyn Chambers , after I saw her in " Behind the Green Door".
Anyone got a copy of that film?

[RedRobbie]

Joanna Lumley as Purdey or Saphire in saphire and steel she still gets my knob twitching in ab... fabulous

[Fran]

Hate to say this but......Gary Glitter in the 70's when I was probably still too old for him! :eek:

[RedRobbie]

Za Za the cat in hectors house was stiffylicious
Have I invented a new word?

STIFFYLICIOUS n/. providing spontaneous stiffy on unsuspecting pre pubescent TV viewer.

[Rogue Monkey]

Susanah York! Hahah! Showing me age! :p

[Sir Ewok]

I started young (not stiffies tho cos girls don't get em ya know)

I remember seeing a porn film a good few years ago that featured a woman with a clit so big it could have been a penis, and she got wood? Either a hermaphrodite or has some secret clit enlargement process..... :cool:

[Tex]

Yeah, Sally James...wet t-shirts and leather....http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.buckley60/Forum%20Smileys/Drool.gif

http://www.pjmorris.com/images/satkids/sallyjames.jpg

[technoboiler]

well,,,technically the lady garden swells up,,,,so i spose that can be classed as a stiffy....looks like dumbo on a good day,,,,,hehehehe

[Friar Tuck]

Diana Rigg was pretty cool in the Avengers!

Then I met Joanna Lumley, when I was 15 (on the Undergorund of all places), and she had just started appearing as Purdey in the New Avengers!

My right hand couldn't keep still for a week! Ok she's a little bit aged now but she still does it for me!

Oh and Debbie Harry was pretty good as well as Kim Bassinger!

9 and a 1/2 Weeks? Seconds more like in my case!

[Bosun]

well stiffy is 50 today
but as he hasnt posted since joining would it be his first?

[wegit]

Okay , okay I lie.
and I would say...
Marilyn Chambers , after I saw her in " Behind the Green Door".
Anyone got a copy of that film?
Sorry Chaz, no Marilyn Chambers but LOADS of others http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif

My first " in the flesh" fantasy was my english teacher http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

My celebrity stiffy maker was Vanessa Paradis, but only because she got 'em off frequently http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif

[pingusprogressed]

Yeah, Sally James...wet t-shirts and leather....http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.buckley60/Forum%20Smileys/Drool.gif

http://www.pjmorris.com/images/satkids/sallyjames.jpg

mmm thank you!!!
although think Toyah is as good now as when first enjoyed listening to her music in bathroom ;)

[defarter]

well stiffy is 50 today
but as he hasnt posted since joining would it be his first?



Mybe he had one stiffy tomany :eek: :D

[Tiger Lily]

Naughty dreams of David Essex for me then,
and if I'm lucky now.....mmmmm!
Rock on!?......More Rock's off! ;)

[RedRobbie]

Prada Plato aka Kimberly of dif'rent strokes. Poor girls life ended quite tragicly after that show stopped running , she got into drugs and porno movies

[krammer]

well i got my first stonker climbing a lampost. i was trying to retrieve a bicycle tyre that had been slung up it and about half way up after much friction i became aware of something happening in me pants. this feels good i thought so after that i took up lampost climbing as a sort of hobby. this carried on until i was about ten and then i found me first porn mag up the cut........:o

[Fran]

The first time I ever saw one was on our family dog which was not a pretty sight! He was just a pup & had got carried away wrestling with the cushions on the settee.All of a sudden he had 5 legs & didn't know what to do about it.My mum freaked & threw him out into the back garden before we started to ask awkward questions.Try explaining to two kids why the dog's getting a piggy back from the family (male) cat in the back garden... :eek:

[DANNY]

With me mates being a lot older , I was subject to porn at an early age and molested by a 16 year old when I was but 13.How good is that?... !
So my first stiffy was really , "in the line of duty" and I couldn't possibly post a piccy of her.Cos "Gentlemen never tell". ;)
I know all the gorey details so if any one wants to make a six figure donation to the Joanna's wish charity i could be persuaded to tell all with diagrams for the hard of thinking.

[Jim]

Diana Rigg was pretty cool in the Avengers!

Then I met Joanna Lumley, when I was 15 (on the Undergorund of all places), and she had just started appearing as Purdey in the New Avengers!

My right hand couldn't keep still for a week! Ok she's a little bit aged now but she still does it for me!

Oh and Debbie Harry was pretty good as well as Kim Bassinger!

9 and a 1/2 Weeks? Seconds more like in my case!
I hate to point this out to you Tuck but this is supposed to be a first time experience.....................that makes you a very late developer (15 ?)

[MAX]

Toyah brings back memorys :)

[Nitrowing]

Jenny Powell

[Tex]

Debbie Harry....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://kasey.carolina.net/debbie/pictures/zebra2.jpg

[RedRobbie]

Just for the record I have not been to bed with Jenny Powel

[Dougie]

Neither have I.Neither has Fran.Wot U want,a medal? :D

[pagan dave]

The first i can remember is sammie winmill aka carol in the tomorrow people:-
"the next stage of human evolution", ho hum!

[RedRobbie]

Neither have I.Neither has Fran.Wot U want,a medal? :D
Well who the hell has been to bed with her then? Are you sure about Fran? You could be mistaken. Its easily done

[Fran]

Shutup man! You've blown my cover! :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

I hate to point this out to you Tuck but this is supposed to be a first time experience.....................that makes you a very late developer (15 ?)
Ah! In that case then it was Matron! A Miss Johnson I think, as I went to a boarding school! Maybe I've just got to the bottom of the Nursey fetish!

[RedRobbie]

Shutup man! You've blown my cover! :eek:

Damn! I bet you shagged wendy craig as well. dont you ever kiss and tell?