What is it that annoys folks most????

[Mrs Reject]

Peeps at uni that seem to choose their lunch specifically to p*ss me off!
It is hard to concentrate on yur work when the person next to you is eating their lunch which consists of oven baked crisps (the crunchiest variety), three apples (extra crunchy) and yoghurt (it's amazing how much feckin' noise you can make with a teaspoon and scraping the yoghurt out of the bottom of the plastic container). This goes on for hours and the person eating it seems pathologically incapable of keeping their gob shut while all this crunchy stuff is in it.
I hate them and there may well be a murder at some stage!!!! :eek:

[TaxiDave]

One thing that really pi**es me off is when you're quite happily pootling down the road approaching a junction and you can see that the idiot car driver has seen you coming. Then they pull out at the last minute to go in the same direction as you but don't have the intelligence to put their foot down. They just drive really slowly, that is until you go to pull out and overtake them then they think they're fugging Michael Schumacher and try to race you. No wonder I've thought several times about booting the drivers door as I've passed them, but obviously have never done it :rolleyes:

[BlackPig]

People who try to explain something when they haven't got a f***ing clue what they are talking about !!!!

:mad:

[piglet]

My old man saying he had a really bad nights sleep and he kept me awake all nite with his snoring(which he says he doesn't do as it never wakes him) :confused:

[JOE]

people that think I'm stupid or unpleasant just coz of the way I look, I know I'm not the most attractive creature on the planet but it don't make me stoopid!

[Mrs Reject]

feckin' insomnia!!! :(

[blackhack]

what annoys me ??

old bastards who had bikes in the 50's and 60s.

"oh, I just used to set the tappets with a rizla paper..."

and
"we made all our own gaskets out of cornflake packets..."

and
"they dont make bikes like they used to"

ad, nausiem.............

[Mitch]

feckin' insomnia!!! :(

Feckin' insomniacs cleaning t'kitchen at 4am!! :D :D :D

[Mitch]

what annoys me ??

old bastards who had bikes in the 50's and 60s.

"oh, I just used to set the tappets with a rizla paper..."

and
"we made all our own gaskets out of cornflake packets..."

and
"they dont make bikes like they used to"

ad, nausiem.............

I looks to me the both Rizlas and Cornflake packets were a lot thicker in those days - that was before the 'we've got to stop wasting paper' bollox in the eighties! Though saying that, I did see a GS1000 with gaskets made from cornflake packs and hand cut gaskets - after about ten attempts - back in the early 90's

And to the last point, thank feck for that!!!

[Friar Tuck]

EEeeeee! When I were a lad........!

[Zeek]

Knobs in hot hatchbacks wiv their heads on back to front, wiv more power coming out of the sound system than outta the engine...........hot hatchback ....i'll show em hot hatchback......where's me lighter !!!!!!!!

ps nice hat Mrs R...!!! :D :D :D

[ROBBIE]

people who claim they did all the work on their bikes,when they didn t,euro bland ****e car/bike styling/stupid laws,political correctness,sex change teachers,middle aged hog riders(wearing new life style clothes)bandanas,bananas(went off em)

[Mitch]

ps nice hat Mrs R...!!! :D :D :D

They made me wear it, I may sue :D

[Zeek]

They made me wear it, I may sue

who's Sue ???? claim it was thru insomnia & "they" took advantage :D :D

[Mitch]

They made me wear it, I may sue :D

Get it right dearie!!

[Bosun]

[QUOTE=ROBBIE]bandanas/QUOTE]

agree cant see the point with them, you either have hair, or not
a hat or not

and a baseball cap should never ever ever be worn by anyone anytime, unless playing baseball ( which we dont in england)
and face paints whats all that about, grown me with tigers faces


and and and

[blackhack]

And the other thing that pisses me off is the fact I only work two days a week
(bummer is its friday and saturday nightshift)

[Mitch]

And the other thing that pisses me off is the fact I only work two days a week
(bummer is its friday and saturday nightshift)

Pisser, that's what I'll be doing over the summer holidays as well!!!Money must be earned though.
Not only baseball hats Fayji but the pikies who wear them, have you noticed their feckin hairstyles??? Boys: hair plastered against their foreheads in strands with some sort of grease.
Girls: The "Croydon facelift" ponytail with the hair scraped back until it's nearly falling out with the strain and attached to scalp with chip fat. Maybe a couple of unmoveable artful strands either side of the face sprayed to buggery with extra strong hairspray.
If I was their mum I would cuff their ears and tell them to wash it out.
Especially ban white baseball caps with three foot long peaks and any top that looks like it might melt if exposed to sunlight for too long!
Never seen a grown man with a painted tiger face though:eek:

[Bosun]

Never seen a grown man with a painted tiger face though:eek:


you obviously havent seen them comming out of Chessington World of Adventures ( also know as wallett sucking city) some right saddos which meet most of above requirements

[100%Pat]

Fuckin people who book ads with us and leave it till the day before we go to print and then say..... Oh I forgot about my ad... I think I'll leave it till next time please.
NO YOU FECKIN WONT MATE! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
DeaDLINE DAY!

[triker_gal]

Fuckin people who book ads with us and leave it till the day before we go to print and then say..... Oh I forgot about my ad... I think I'll leave it till next time please.
NO YOU FECKIN WONT MATE! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
DeaDLINE DAY!
Pat, why dont you try it Kenny Everet Styley ??

"We'll put em in a field, and we'll bomb the bastaarrrrddssssssssss"
ehhehehe :D

[100%Pat]

bloody feel like it today mate, 1 &3/4 pages gone just like that to resell before close of play today... and loads of editorial still to do... I'll be fuckin here till the early hours again... :confused:

[Yoda]

bloody feel like it today mate, 1 &3/4 pages gone just like that to resell before close of play today... and loads of editorial still to do... I'll be fuckin here till the early hours again... :confused:

you could always do a 1 &3/4 page write-up on the benefits of painting everything in candy apple green. and how it turns you into a sex god, with the ability to make love to aliens from other planets.
...
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(its funny how all the aliens i have made love to wear wooly coats and say Bhaaa...............now where's me wellies)

Yoda

[Doro]

noisy neighbours

nuff said

[vonny]

Why has'nt anyone mentioned the assholes who cut you up & try their hardest to kill someone? :mad:

[Bosun]

Why has'nt anyone mentioned the assholes who cut you up & try their hardest to kill someone? :mad:


ive never seen a quentin tarantino film either

[BlackPig]

Why has'nt anyone mentioned the assholes who cut you up & try their hardest to kill someone? :mad:


I can only speek for meself but , if I got a tad pissed for every time , I'd probably be doin' life !!!!
Then maybe I'm not a good example !! :(

I RIDE LIKE A TWAT ME !!!!!! :D :D

[TaxiDave]

I've been a taxi driver for seventeen years and the one thing that annoys me about the job is the passengers. It would be a great job if it wasn't for them.

Me thinks now is the time for a career change. I may have to learn to be a great mechanic and go for that job with Odie. (I'd be bloody deaf in a week listening to his trike arrive every morning)

[Friar Tuck]

BLEEDING EFFIN' WINDCHIMES!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[cxdemon]

Born again bleedin christians who seem to trhink if your not in they're club they can harras you :mad:

[Mrs Reject]

Born again bleedin christians who seem to trhink if your not in they're club they can harras you :mad:

We used to have a load of them renting the house at the bottom end of our garden, they would have their evangelist God bothering church over every Sunday and play Combyah (haven't a clue how that's spelt) on guitars and sing those cheesy songs they all like, "Oh Lord how much we love you blah blah," you know the sorta thing.
After three months of this rubbish we'd had enough, we put big pentagrams in all the windows and played death metal every Sunday, after a short while they upped sticks and moved elsewhere - result! :)

[Rabid]

i believe that everybody has the right to follow whatever faith they believe in so long as they dont ram it down my throat and come knocking on my door then i dont give a flying fig. it is when they think that they have the right to try to convert you to their faith that really pi**es me off.

[BlackPig]

i believe that everybody has the right to follow whatever faith they believe in so long as they dont ram it down my throat and come knocking on my door then i dont give a flying fig. it is when they think that they have the right to try to convert you to their faith that really pi**es me off.


Spot on , Rabid .

[vonny]

Hey! I'm religious. I worship the God Smirnoff.

[misfits ragdoll]

me i work in a shop n some stuff dosent get priced or wrong prices are on items and people complain all the time but the way they talk to you like your a school child and you have to stand there and be polite f*****g annoying customers (me poor bosses i feel sorry for them) well its not me who have to deal with them lol :rolleyes:

[misfits ragdoll]

dam it still not a member :mad:

[vonny]

me i work in a shop n some stuff dosent get priced or wrong prices are on items and people complain all the time but the way they talk to you like your a school child and you have to stand there and be polite f*****g annoying customers (me poor bosses i feel sorry for them) well its not me who have to deal with them lol :rolleyes:

Hey your bosses are trained & paid to deal with awkward customers. A damn sight more than you. Get yoursen in USDAW chick.

[guyver1]

what annoys me ??

old bastards who had bikes in the 50's and 60s.

"oh, I just used to set the tappets with a rizla paper..."

and
"we made all our own gaskets out of cornflake packets..."

and
"they dont make bikes like they used to"

ad, nausiem.............
erm i had to use a cornflakes box to make the gasket for my bike.....does that mean im an old bastard??? :confused:

[Doro]

nope guyver

only if you bash on about it along the lines of...

'you young pups don't know you're born'

kinda thing

thats how I took it anyways

:D

[ROBBIE]

funny lookin breasts that look like waterbottles,rap music,boy/girl bands,eagles claw sidestands,1979 sportsters,bland car styling,car adverts,gay people shoving it down your throat ,"period dramas"(how do they know what it was like? ),steppin in poo with no socks on,brown,fat people in leggins,noisy vibrators,anybody from liverpool,taxi s ,buses ,proffessional drivers who never indicate,myselfe sometimes,bigots,racism,POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ,people who judge others by the way they look or even by the way they act as we can all be guilty of something,people who take credit for someone elses work,oh and BIG BROTHER,ORANGE COUNTY THEME BIKES,SOAPS CORRAWHATSIT,NOBENDERS AD NAUSEUM ,big dogs not on a lead,smelly nickers,pants,dog farting,bacon n egg pie,FOOTBALL!,being patriotic only when it suits,david cassidy &a partridge in a pear tree,OH PEARS SOAP IRRITATES MY NOSE. :mad:

[Nitrowing]

Game shows, soap operas, football. The media who constantly idolise the people in the media - I don't like being constantly forced to read about the 'stars' of these shows - they are nothing, they mean nothing to me, they don't influence my life nor will they ever make a damn difference to my life - so why are they in all the papers, magazines and on the news???

I gave up TV years ago - the TV licensing people don't even call round any more.

[Odin]

1. My dad eating - the noise is fucking terrible... he's the only person i know who can slurp toast!

2. in the winter in my local
Me: im fucking frozen
Them: we dont get winters like we used to
Me: eh?
Them: Back then we used to get snow up to our eyeballs, from october to march - and it was proper snow as well, not this crappy stuff you get nowadays
Me: errrr

(tho' to be fair they are all in their 60's and 70's). But in their defence if you mention the word 'motorbike' they will talk about BSA's and Norton's all night (and how they used to ride them in the army).

3.[Due to a couple of Outlaw support stickers on my bike] "Are you an Outlaw?" it's not the question that bothers me, it's the fact that some of my closest friends keep asking me the question, over and over again (you'd think that they might know if i was a member of the Outlaws MC... still...

4.Telesales personnel - you'd think they'd be able to get my surname right, wouldn't you? it's Godwin, not Goodwin, you cretins! :mad:

5. The weather (im English, so i have to complain)

6. My bad foot, meaning i can't work

7. My apple macintosh computer - 'nuff said really...

i think thats about it :cool:

[Mitch]

7. My apple macintosh computer - 'nuff said really...
:cool:

Hmmm? why's it givin' you jip? better than most of that wintel shyte!

(fellow Mac User)

[Odin]

i refer to the fact that it's an absolute bugger to get anything copatable with it!

[Mitch]

i refer to the fact that it's an absolute bugger to get anything copatable with it!

that depends on what you need it for; me, I never have any problems - though I'm a bit choosy about what I use on mine - I can still use Word, Excel and the usual crap but as far as the rest of the Microsoft empire, it can all feck off to timbuctoo as far as I care. Most external devices that I've found are oK, you may need different software off the manufacturer's website but I can normally get round stuff.

If you need a hand, give me a shout!

[poridge wog]

i'll tell ya what realy makes me sick.
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drinking a pint of salty water then sticking my fingers down my throat :D

[BlackPig]

640 odd views and only 46 posts !! :eek:

Now that could be annoying !!!!!! :D

[Mrs Reject]

Telephone calls from marketing people. You're in bed because you're doing night duty and the phone rings 6 times a day with c*nts wanting to sell you double glazing and other c*ap!!!
I have to leave the phone on because family need to be able to get in touch with me in an emergency.
The latest marketing ploy round here is they ring you and say is Mrs so-and-so in (a name they have totally made up), you say no and they say oh well, as Mrs so-and-so is not there can I interest you in a automated dancing elephant or whatever.
My latest retaliation against this is to tell them that Mrs so-and-so is not in because she did in fact die last week and we have only just had the funeral. It is hilarious to hear their grovelling apologies the other end for disturbing me and then to imagine them thinking after I have put the phone down what the f*ck that was all about because they had made up the person i was talking about, teehee!!! :)

[Bosun]

can I interest you in a automated dancing elephant


ooh can you keep the details next time please as messers ewok and tuck are currentl out of stock of dancing elephants

[MrFluffy]

telesales? hah, id be glad to get telesales! the two things that really really irritate the snot out of me both involve the phone though and i cant ignore it as mrs fluffy is preggers and at home in france at the moment and it could be important...

Firstly I get a debt collection agency ringing me up and asking for mr poppel, only theyve been doing it for the past 6 months, and each time i explain that they have the wrong # and can they make a note of it in the records as there is no one called that here, never has been afaik etc etc, well for the first 30 or so times i did, now i just put the fone down straight away as soon as i hear the word "poppel". maybe its some sort of secret code word and i live in a house previously lived in by a 96 year old sleeper called granville. who knows..

The second is i get a automated system that calls me always it seems when im in the middle of a crap or something important like that and starts with this really pregnant pause, then starts playing a tape detailing how ive won something (never bothered to listen to what), I used to just put the phone down, but now i just answer and leave the fone off the hook, figuring ill run the b*stards bill up a bit for my self satisfaction...
Best not get started on spam tho.... that must be everyones favourite rant...

[blackhack]

What about those sad individualls who wear "confederate hats" at bike rallies.
ther's usually two of them sitting side by side at the same table??
are they cowboys who've got lost somewhere??
I know i've had some silly rally hats in my time but what the f**k are they all about???

[UKRobKLR650]

What annoys me? Ha, so many things and so little space but here goes :D
The St Georges Cross, how come no ones flying em now the euro 2004 is over? Its the flag of your country not a fookin footie team. :mad:
Tim Westwood on Radio 1. Bloody white vicars son trying to a be a black Gangsta. I wanna rip the pricks head off. :mad:
Political correctness, bigger facist state than anything Hitler could have dreamt of.
Being told that cause im White, British and Patriotic i must be a bigot.
People that preach tolerance towards other races and gays but who have no tolerance for people like me. Basically i hate hypocricy.
People with no manners, please and thankyou are so easy to say and gain so much. If you wont be well mannered expect this 6 foot 6 bloke to slam the door in yer face.
Cruelty to animals, i despise it to the point of murder.
Cruelty to children, saying that a lot of these little buggers deserve a clip round the bloody ear but being cruel has never been and answer.
Taxes, fookin taxes on everything. Britain is being ripped off by its own bloody people.
Litter louts. I was on top of Tryfan a while back (mountain in Snowdonia, i like mountains) and found empty cans of Fanta, crisp packets all bloody sorts. I hate people who have no respect for our countryside.
Gays (male and female). How can people who do not want to add to the gene pool and do unnatural acts to each other really expect to have a serious voice in society. Oh and now they wanna adopt? Fookin terrible, wrong and shouldnt be allowed.
I hate the fact that i care enough about these things that the only person its affecting is me. I hate having bloody clinical depression.
Oh, the list goes on and on.

[Nitrowing]

UKRobKLR650 - I'm with you on the above rant, most of my mates think exactly the same too :mad:

Hmm, I haven't had a landline for about 5 years now... and after hearing some of that venting I think I'll cuddle my mobile ever more fondly!! :D

[Mitch]

maybe its some sort of secret code word and i live in a house previously lived in by a 96 year old sleeper called granville. who knows..

So that's where Grav's hanging out?

[Tim750]

What annoys me at the moment... some mate saying they are going to do make a bracket straight away then 3 weeks later nothing fuck me . i wouldn't mind but i've just spent the last couple of weeks rebuilding his engine :(

[Mrs Reject]

*Mrs Fluffy is preggers*

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Fluffy, when is the little fluffy kitty due and most importantly will it be ginger? :)

[UKRobKLR650]

*Mrs Fluffy is preggers*

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Fluffy, when is the little fluffy kitty due and most importantly will it be ginger? :)
Erm! Im looking at the title of the thread and reading this and wondering if maybe you should have added it else where :D
Unless of course you find it annoying that Mrs Fluffy is preggers. :D
Just an observation :D

[davesatan]

bloody mot tester having my trike , taking a week to mot it then moaning i dont pick it up straight away, f@@k him

[MrFluffy]

Erm! Im looking at the title of the thread and reading this and wondering if maybe you should have added it else where :D
Unless of course you find it annoying that Mrs Fluffy is preggers. :D
Just an observation :D
Mrs fluffy is finding it annoying cos I just got off the phone with her and she's had a sleepless night cos of overactivity an she just wants it over and done now, little one due in 4 weeks ;)

[UKRobKLR650]

Mrs fluffy is finding it annoying cos I just got off the phone with her and she's had a sleepless night cos of overactivity an she just wants it over and done now, little one due in 4 weeks ;)
Hope all goes well for ya :D

[Born2bVile]

What annoys me...........

HSBC Bank. Where work banks. Used to be able to pick up the phone and speak to the manager. Now even the call centres can't get through.

They 'outsourced' (translation : Found a place where they can find workers for fugg all money) the main call centre, so not only do the people I have to deal with speak only basic english, but the accent makes numbers almost impossible to decipher. They can't pronounce my name, even though I've just told them what it is. They ring me and start to ask security questions. I've told them I need to ask questions and then asked for their penis size. Works especially well with female callers...........

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[Jonnyfp]

Being a victim of circumstance when you had to be somewhere at a particular time you end up being late and the reason your late is just so implausable even tho you know its true.

If that makes any sense at all.

[Crofty]

Knobs in hot hatchbacks wiv their heads on back to front, wiv more power coming out of the sound system than outta the engine...........hot hatchback ....i'll show em hot hatchback......where's me lighter !!!!!!!!

ps nice hat Mrs R...!!! :D :D :D

hatch story: A lad I went to school with (not a bad bloke as it happens, probably the only hatcher that's not a tosser) Went to "Ripspeed Donny" a "Custom car*" show in DonCASTER with a £7000 (2nd hand) 206 his dad had bought him. Big ally's, spoiler, them blu-tak on skirts at the front, etc, etc. looked like a not-bad car for its type. Was in the McDon's car park when 3guys turn up in their 206's from the pugeot racing place, all tuned to fuck. "nice car mate" "thanks" "what's under the bonnet?" ABSOLUTELY STOCK 1 LITRE ****BAG ENGINE WITH A "BIG BORE 4" never laughed so much in my life, apparently neither did they :p God bless my old B-reg red Polo with knackered front suspension and an oil leak! quite nippy for a 1.3 (wonder where that is now?)
*NB. for "custom car" read "clio/206/corsa with as many bolt-on bits as my macdonalds job will allow, allowing for white lightning deductions, and whatever alloys my mate can nick me."
Apologies for any spelling mistakes, I'm an engineering student, not an english grad. Dan