So now we can legally beat the crap outta Scumbags!

[Rogue Monkey]

Advice to householders on what force they can use against burglars has been published.

The Crown Prosecution Service and the Association of Chief Police Officers gives guidance [ online (click here). http://www.cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html ] or in leaflets distributed through Citizens' Advice Bureaux and police forces in England and Wales.

It says: "You are not expected to make fine judgements over the level of force you use in the heat of the moment :confused: . So long as you only do what you honestly and instinctively believe is necessary in the heat of the moment, :p that would be the strongest evidence of you acting lawfully and in self-defence. This is still the case if you use something to hand as a weapon." :)

[dracken1]

yea but they still refuse to make it legal to cut the hands off the thieving little gits. so i guess i'll still end up in prison :D

[Freak]

I can think of a new sport to pass the time of a week day evening.
Leave the front door ajar, sit in a dark corner with a baseball bat 'to hand' and wait quietly for the first dickhead scumbag to enter ya premises then BAM SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT NOW :D :D :D

[kitkatman]

problem is what do you use........a driver, 2 iron or a bat....
i reckon a bat at first and then whilst they are lying on the deck, pratice yor swing with your driver and see how far you can hit their balls :D

[Shep]

Big problem is the lack of swing room in our house.
I favour something heavy and blunt that I can make short jabbing motions with, while causing maximum impact.
Any ideas?

[kitkatman]

a anvil :D

[technoboiler]

a teaspoon in the eye would hurt i imagine :p

[Tex]

I prefer a crossbow. You can still get the fuckers while they're runnin' away! :D

[dracken1]

guess i'm lucky in my village see. can leave the door open all night init.
and no one ever comes prowling around like.
mind you i got cameras and sodium lights everywhere so i could always track them down later you know :D

[Nitrowing]

I prefer a crossbow. You can still get the fuckers while they're runnin' away! :D
Tut tut - that's why Tony Martin got in trouble. Shooting them in the front is ok though :)

[Tom-madbiker]

you could always knock em down and tie em up then practice a bit of torture someting fun like a red hot spoon on the back of the neck :D

[Spike]

I can think of much better ways to torture them....................

[Tex]

Tut tut - that's why Tony Martin got in trouble.

Yeah, but that fanny didn't hide the body! :cool:

[Rogue Monkey]

I can think of much better ways to torture them....................
Force them to watch Eastenders! :p

[Sir Ewok]

I think you are being cruel to poor unfortunate people, who are forced to steal against their better judgement. ...... ;)

[Spike]

yeah, i agree..............

You should get ya mates round, to give them a fair trial, before ya beat them senseless :rolleyes:

[Sir Ewok]

I have a nice bayonet that hangs on the 'puter table. dates from around 1850, is 18" long and triangular. It could pin two bagheads together and then to the wall.

I could be like those insect collectoers and have a set of Burberry clad Chavs on me wall.....

[Tex]

Just don't pin them up near a radiator! :p

[technoboiler]

Yeah, but that fanny didn't hide the body! :cool:


mine can ;)

[Tex]

And what are you doin't this weekend hotstuff? :D

[technoboiler]

And what are you doin't this weekend hotstuff? :D

lookin 4 bodies!... :p ,,do u own a snorkal?

[Tex]

Don't need one. I've got a nine-inch tongue and I can breathe thru my ears! http://homepage.ntlworld.com/a.buckley60/Forum%20Smileys/devil-naughty.gif