trikeruk
01-02-2005, 02:13 AM
A man dies & appears at The Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?. Have you exhibited courage?", St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once I came upon a group of Bikers who were bothering a young woman.
I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and meanest looking one. I smacked him
on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Now get out of here."
St. Peter was visibly impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a few minutes ago." :cool:
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?. Have you exhibited courage?", St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once I came upon a group of Bikers who were bothering a young woman.
I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and meanest looking one. I smacked him
on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Now get out of here."
St. Peter was visibly impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a few minutes ago." :cool: