PDA

View Full Version : back to the limelight


Bosun
31-01-2005, 11:33 PM
well if several other shows as in magic roundabout, mr ben , thunderbirds have made it back to the big screen

i would like you all to know, i am available to go back to the lime light as:




stunt double for orinoco womble

( no padding required)

Freak
31-01-2005, 11:38 PM
Once thought I'd run a Womble over :(








turned out to be a badger with a handbag :o

Spike
31-01-2005, 11:46 PM
shame it wasent the tellytubbys....... :mad:

Freak
01-02-2005, 12:16 AM
shame it wasent the tellytubbys....... :mad:


What a lot of people don't realise is originally there were 8 teletubbys but 4 escaped when the fences blew down during the high winds of 97. Although experts believed they wouldn't survive the winter they managed to pilfer large quantities of jackets and coats left out in plastic sacks in nearby villages for a boy scout bring and buy sale that was advertised on central news. Prolific breading in the wild has resulted in a massive surge in there numbers. If local sales of vacume cleaners is to go by, there may now be in excess of 4000 burrows, each housing a family of at least four telly tubbys, 12 rabbits and a ginger bird with a lisp. If you should see one of the 'new breed' ferrel telly tubbys, please do not approuch them as they can give a very nasty chinese burn if provoked. You have been warned.

Spike
01-02-2005, 01:59 AM
now, where did i leave me flamethrower........ :rolleyes:

Freak
01-02-2005, 08:34 AM
Tried that,
Due to the EU standard of materials for toymaking the bloody things are fire retardant for 30 minutes. They all just sit there making toast.

Fran
01-02-2005, 06:34 PM
What a lot of people don't realise is originally there were 8 teletubbys but 4 escaped when the fences blew down during the high winds of 97. Although experts believed they wouldn't survive the winter they managed to pilfer large quantities of jackets and coats left out in plastic sacks in nearby villages for a boy scout bring and buy sale that was advertised on central news. Prolific breading in the wild has resulted in a massive surge in there numbers. If local sales of vacume cleaners is to go by, there may now be in excess of 4000 burrows, each housing a family of at least four telly tubbys, 12 rabbits and a ginger bird with a lisp. If you should see one of the 'new breed' ferrel telly tubbys, please do not approuch them as they can give a very nasty chinese burn if provoked. You have been warned.
What if the escaped teletubbies crossbreed with the chavs!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

krammer
01-02-2005, 07:17 PM
What if the escaped teletubbies crossbreed with the chavs!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: you'de spot 'em a mile off, they would be cruising round the local burger joint in purple burburry :eek:

Bosun
01-02-2005, 07:40 PM
you rotter krammer will have that imbedded in my mind for hours now :)

kitkatman
01-02-2005, 08:47 PM
you'de spot 'em a mile off, they would be cruising round the local burger joint in purple burburry :eek:


you'd get chavatubbies..... :D