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RedRobbie
31-01-2005, 10:37 PM
yes you read the thread properly.

After many sexual encounters (all with women) that have included everything from the pubesent bike shed grope to the drunken foppery of lust, I am still a virgin. NEVER HAVE I GONE ALL THE WAY. Well not properly anyway. I've been engaged twice and had numerous one night stands and long term relationships, but alas that one final all important deed just hasnt happend.
I have never feltched. Thats right never have I had the pleasure of feltching my partner. And I am not embarassed by that either. The right person just hasnt come along, thats all.
I have told my mother about this and she just looked at me and said nothing. Well maybe just a tut and a head shake.
Well one day I may become an experienced feltcher, so heres to the future.

Jonnyfp
31-01-2005, 10:41 PM
Your pissed innit.. :D

disciplekidd
31-01-2005, 10:41 PM
excuse my ignorance I'm 17 and a TRUE virgin

wat's feltched? :confused:

RedRobbie
31-01-2005, 10:42 PM
Your pissed innit.. :D
do puppys feltch?

Jonnyfp
31-01-2005, 10:42 PM
turn safe search off and google it..

Jonnyfp
31-01-2005, 10:43 PM
do puppys feltch?


i editted it cos your drunk...lol

RedRobbie
31-01-2005, 10:44 PM
excuse my ignorance I'm 17 and a TRUE virgin

wat's feltched? :confused:
jonnyfp I believe that he's your responsibility. Can you answer it for him

Spike
31-01-2005, 10:48 PM
excuse my ignorance I'm 17 and a TRUE virgin

wat's feltched? :confused:



You really dont wanna know, but if ya sure, try lookin in google.... :o

RedRobbie
31-01-2005, 10:53 PM
You really dont wanna know, but if ya sure, try lookin in google.... :o
Whilst your googling type in "glory hole" bit of free advice just incase you're ugly

Sir Ewok
01-02-2005, 03:13 AM
You can purchase Dr Ewokandtucks Big Boys & Girls Book of Feltching Facts.
Available at popular prices......... :rolleyes: