Female Dick Opinions (Honesty Pls)

[disciplekidd]

Hello, this is based strictly on market research :D

1.Long an skinny or short an fat?

2.circumsized or no?

3.mushroomhead or bird nose?

4.vaney or smooth?

5.white or black?

6.straight or curved?

7.big balls or small balls?

8.trimmed shaved or apeish?

9.Canadien or American?

10.City or Hick?

11.Stands straight when hard or Straight up?

12.Your boyfriends or Mine? :D

P.S. I'm a virgin

[TaxiDave]

jonny this is all your fault. :mad:

[Jonnyfp]

Yes i will hang at the next rally..

I felt sorry for im...blame me mum she bought me up.. :o

[disciplekidd]

:D Couldn't help it :D I am not gonna advertise I'm just gonna chat :D

[Jonnyfp]

Please stop being a twat..

[Fran]

Just leave some free samples & I'll get back to you..... :D

P.S Welcome to the forum & nice comeback kid. :rolleyes:

[defarter]

Please stop being a twat..



I ain't fecking said nothing yet :mad:


:D :D :D

[disciplekidd]

I'm not a twat I'm a 14 1/2 inch cock that scares away getting layed

I told you that in the comeback forum :D

[Mrs Reject]

Who cares, a knobs a knob!

[Fran]

Who cares, a knobs a knob!


....as is proved over & over again on this forum! :D :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

:D .. :D ..

[disciplekidd]

:D :D Bird beak nob it is! :D :D

[Doro]

hey kidd





we got a cert 18 section for this kinda thing



but since yer only 17 you aren't allowed in




so in future please ask jonny to post this kinda stuff in there for you :D


btw you don't have my fave



long AND fat :eek:



[greedy I am]

[Gypsy]

well jonny looks like you have your work cut out there mate.. looks like you made a rod for ya own back :D :D :p

[Doro]

looks like you made a rod for ya own back :D :D :p



no pun intended???????????
:D

[Gypsy]

of course not ;) :D

[Jay]

Are we talking Summer or Winter measurements?

What if I've just got out of the bath?

Is there a category for different shapes?

[Sir Ewok]

Personally I've never been in favour of Female Cocks........ :p

[Crofty]

Battery operated or not?

[Creature]

anyone noticed they lack of replies from our fairer sex :)

[Jay]

Can you blame 'em mate........

Don't forget that us blokes talk the talk, but they have probably seen these things closer than any (read some) of us to know the real score with 'em.

[Creature]

u got a point there - suppose many of our fairer ones have had a birds eye view - and probally evev inspected them more than we do :)

[Jay]

yeah and if we are honest....most of us don't even look after 'em do we.

We ABUSE them, again and again and again.........oops

[ninjagal600]

Can i ask a question?

Why do men always have to check its still there? :confused:

[Jonnyfp]

Its one of lifes mysteries innit.

Like why do we look in the hanky after we've blown our noses..


Or Dracken..


just odd things in life.. :D

[disciplekidd]

Us Canadiens are poor we use Kleenex :o

[Fran]

Personally I've never been in favour of Female Cocks........ :p
So why were you so late in handing that copy of "chicks with dicks - the best of both worlds" back into your video rental shop? :p

[wegit]

So why were you so late in handing that copy of "chicks with dicks - the best of both worlds" back into your video rental shop? :p

You sound a bit over educated there Fran...You're not letting secrets out are you ??http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Jay]

So why were you so late in handing that copy of "chicks with dicks - the best of both worlds" back into your video rental shop? :p

Stunning...just stunning!

[100%Pat]

The only suitable advice I can give is this....
Dont listen to or believe that old myth about 'size doesnt matter'
Its a lie, it does.
Thats just a myth made up by a man with a small knob... :D

[Jonnyfp]

I told you it was a lie Jay!!

[Fran]

The only suitable advice I can give is this....
Dont listen to or believe that old myth about 'size doesnt matter'
Its a lie, it does.
Thats just a myth made up by a man with a small knob... :D
This is true! I once went out with a guy who must have been trained by the SAS.......he could get in & out without anybody noticing! :eek:

[technoboiler]

tiny dicks dont keep chicks ;) :p

i am bored with that child already,,,can someone up his ritlin,,,,, ;) he needs more meds :p

[Crofty]

Can i ask a question?

Why do men always have to check its still there? :confused:
It's my willy and I'll wash it as fast as I like!

[Crofty]

tiny dicks dont keep chicks ;) :p

:( hell, I'll just go down t'kareoke and get a pissed one. Don't need to keep her.

[Shep]

Can i ask a question?

Why do men always have to check its still there? :confused:


Men of a certain age are encouraged to check their tackle regularly, for lumps and things. :eek:

Some of us just get a bit neurotic about it. :D

[kitkatman]

can u still use the mesurement after your've cut the circulation off for ten minutes, its gone a strange shade of purple.....

[Sir Ewok]

Can i ask a question?

Why do men always have to check its still there? :confused:

For the same reason that women have to fiddle with their bra straps and underwiring. They get tangled or uncomfortable.
Of course we also enjoy having the future of the world in our hands.
Little boys toys that you can play with even when you are older..... :D

[Dusty]

I have found that most women complain that a man isn't big enough for one reason, and thats because they are saggier than an old rally jumper themselves. :p

P.S. when my wife had our first born she needed 15 stitches, there is only 9 stitches holding together a potatoe sack FFS :D

[100%Pat]

You obviously havent seen some of the knobs I have.....
some men seem to live in a dream world eh Techno...
C'mon girl.... a little back up please! :D

[defarter]

I have found that most women complain that a man isn't big enough for one reason, and thats because they are saggier than an old rally jumper themselves. :p

P.S. when my wife had our first born she needed 15 stitches, there is only 9 stitches holding together a potatoe sack FFS :D


You've met slack Alice then :D :D

[Dusty]

met her ? i married her.

[defarter]

met her ? i married her.


Did wonder where she ended up :D :D ;)

[technoboiler]

You obviously havent seen some of the knobs I have.....
some men seem to live in a dream world eh Techno...
C'mon girl.... a little back up please! :D


oops sorry pat, just noticed the amount of dreamers we have on this thread.....lol

look men, women dont get saggy, we just get hornier,,,lol,,,if u have a child sir you should be kissing ya womans feet,,, not dissing her....to tell the truth i havent had a kid coz i aint ever found a man good enough to sire one ...

dusty,,,i imagine u must be hung like a moth, :p

[100%Pat]

:D :D :p :p

Nice one Techno I knew I could rely on you!!
PMSL

[Gypsy]

as long as we have enough to please ourselfs who cares :D

[technoboiler]

well gypsy,,,,it seems you lot care.....we just get together and laff in private about it all,,,,hehehehe ;)

[Doro]

well I've had 3 kids and I'm still ok (here's where gypsy starts to sweat)




:eek:

[technoboiler]

i had an 18 year old last year........and i feel fine ;)

[defarter]

i had an 18 year old last year........and i feel fine ;)


I see you visit the grab a granny club then :D :D



I'm oft now.. :eek:

[Doro]

heh heh heh :D

[Gypsy]

well I've had 3 kids and I'm still ok (here's where gypsy starts to sweat)




:eek:

hehe no sweating here :p :D

[technoboiler]

I see you visit the grab a granny club then :D :D



I'm oft now.. :eek:


good plan windy!......no ,,i do grannys shopping,, i dont grab em,,,,the boy in question was a nice bit of eye candy,,,lol,,,,u men aint got the manopoly on blatent sexual gratification u know! :p

[defarter]

good plan windy!......no ,,i do grannys shopping,, i dont grab em,,,,the boy in question was a nice bit of eye candy,,,lol,,,,u men aint got the manopoly on blatent sexual gratification u know! :p


:D :D :D

[technoboiler]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,monopoly......not manopoly,,,,lol

[Mrs Reject]

I have found that most women complain that a man isn't big enough for one reason, and thats because they are saggier than an old rally jumper themselves. :p

P.S. when my wife had our first born she needed 15 stitches, there is only 9 stitches holding together a potatoe sack FFS :D

It's not just blokes that are worried about size, I wish everyone would understand that.....still stitches are wonderful things, sewn back up again as tight as a venus flytrap :D

[defarter]

It's not just blokes that are worried about size, I wish everyone would understand that.....still stitches are wonderful things, sewn back up again as tight as a venus flytrap :D


I asked the Doc to do Er in Dor's mouth at the time but he would'nt take Visa :D :D

[technoboiler]

maybe i should have a few in my gob,,,,,,lol ;)

[defarter]

maybe i should have a few in my gob,,,,,,lol ;)



I'll lend yer the cash :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

When the ex gave birth they asked me if i wanted an extra stitch...i put me little finger in and said can sow around that.

[technoboiler]

I'll lend yer the cash :D :D

oh,,,, u sound like u have more money than sense :o

[defarter]

oh,,,, u sound like u have more money than sense :o


I think its something to do with world peace :D :D ;)

[technoboiler]

well send me a grand and i shall peace off,,,, ;)

[defarter]

well send me a grand and i shall peace off,,,, ;)



:D :D :D

[Dusty]

dusty,,,i imagine u must be hung like a mammoth, :p

well there is no need to bring this to a personal level is there,,actually love, the size of my dick is totally unimportant to me,it serves 2 functions, to piss and to poke,and i have no complaints in either department,but in saying that, you wouldn't want it as a growth on the end of your nose. :D

[technoboiler]

well there is no need to bring this to a personal level is there,,actually love, the size of my dick is totally unimportant to me,it serves 2 functions, to piss and to poke,and i have no complaints in either department,but in saying that, you wouldn't want it as a growth on the end of your nose. :D


u obviously aint seen the size of my nose,,,,, :p