Oi disciplekidd !

[Jonnyfp]

Wanna start again bud? :o

[disciplekidd]

Start again? :confused:

I'm not finished yet! :mad: Hold on..........

Wait..........

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh YEEEEAH!!! :p

O.K. buddy no problem

[Jonnyfp]

Look folks his 17 give im a chance...one more go...


Give us a biog and offer a 'hello' disciplekidd.

[TaxiDave]

Look if we're prepared to have jonnyfp on here, we'll more or less accept anybody :D

[Jonnyfp]

Piss off yam yam...lol


btw Yodas got a plan...wink wink... :D

[Mrs Reject]

Look if we're prepared to have jonnyfp on here, we'll more or less accept anybody :D

Hmmmm, the same could be said of Taxi-Dave :D
I like virgins, in fact we have a vacancy for one down here in jolly Seaforde town, it's amazing, we get one then they're gone. Are you by any chance a virgin? Satan needs you for a moon beam.
If yur not a virgin no worries we are always in need of another young man for grape peeling duties and so on :p

[disciplekidd]

HELLO! lol didn't want you to miss it hahaha
Biog :confused: sounds like a video game alien race!
:D I know I know
Aighty then 17/m/Toronto Ontario (canada) lol

I've lived in Tennessee, Indiana, Connecticut, Ontario, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, P.E.I., and unfortunately N.F.L.D. (they're all states of U.S.A. and provinces of Canada fer all ya fart brains in there) ;)

26 different schools
lost track of how many different cities
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY lost track of how many different residences
Lost track of how many suspensions from school
Lost track of how many detentions ( attended and skipped )haha
3 suspensions from district
2 expulsions
1 social promotion ( fancy term for "you failed but we'll pass you because it'll put you in high school so get the fuck out) Which I'm VERY proud of :cool:

Family history:

Father: Disowned
Mother: Love her to death but lives far away
Sister: Totaly fucked in the head
Brother: Victim of abortion

2nd Family History:

Brother/Father (seems weird but he a really cool guy that helped me alot):
Best guy in the world, also owner of disciplechoppers, (hence the advertising on free time)hahaha LMFAO!

Gramps: won't tell you too much 'bout him but he travels alot (Jamaica, Florida mainly)
Grandma: same and really sweet old lady
Aunt Gill: Cool person and a GREAT cook
Sister: Great Dane

HOLY SHT! way too long feraforum sorry
you'll learn more eventually Bye

[disciplekidd]

Dear miss reject
:D Definate virgin material :D
really I am well...........
we'll just forget about that escort lady...she was really....nice....... aaaaaaahh.........yeah............OOPS!

NOT! still a virgin ;)

[kitkatman]

had a quiet life then... nothing out of the norm.... :p :D

[Mrs Reject]

Grape peeling duties it is then :D

[disciplekidd]

......................If only I could fit it all................... :D

I know I'm only 17 But I seen it all................Trust me......well....except sex :D

[Jonnyfp]

Ok then that established now...


i say..


welcome http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?GridE=-3.27260&GridN=59.09780&client=public&lon=-3.27260&lat=59.09780&place=Twatt,Orkney&db=freegaz&local=&type=&start=&limit=&overviewmap=&scale=100000&lang=

[Jonnyfp]

feck feck feck!!!


I meant welcome to the mad house...i pasted the wrong link, :(

[disciplekidd]

where's the right link :confused:

[Jonnyfp]

Here.


http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=3952

seriously when you work the humour here its great..

[Mrs Reject]

Virgin/ Wonderful.....I had given up hope of ever finding one :) We will be waiting at rock 13 in the dark scary woods on the night of the full moon. I'll be the one with the plastic spoon (I'm not allowed anything sharp) :eek:

[disciplekidd]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D

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[Jonnyfp]

hmm i tried...go get im TD.. :D


17 and his had a hard life..


good. :D

[disciplekidd]

as a virgin I have a question

If your dick is 14 1/2 inches long and wide enough both hands won't go around it.................... when you stick it in will it get stuck :confused:

everytime I about to get Laid they get SCARED :mad:

[Mrs Reject]

No....Mitch never seems to have a problem.

[TaxiDave]

No....Mitch never seems to have a problem.


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Strider]

as a virgin I have a question

If your dick is 14 1/2 inches long and wide enough both hands won't go around it.................... when you stick it in will it get stuck :confused:

everytime I about to get Laid they get SCARED :mad:

Bit of a bastard when you go for a ****, if you're not careful, it dangles in the bog water

[ForestFred]

No....Mitch never seems to have a problem.
really Mrs R? :rolleyes: Dont ferget I've seen him in womens clothing :D

[Sir Ewok]

Welcome to the madhouse kiddo....

Ewokandtuck Trading Empire is planning a homepage of things for sale. These Objects of desire could be yours for a small downpayment + monthly terms, EATT, VAT, Postage & Package and Insurance............. ;)

[Friar Tuck]

Where the F*** did this Dipstickkidd come from?

[mr.chaz]

Where the F*** did this Dipstickkidd come from?


I hear he's a big mate of Jonny's. ;)

[Friar Tuck]

Did Fartypants turn left at the lights and get lost again, then and found this p****** instead?

[Doro]

behave yourself Friar


he might last longer than our liz or even persephone


my money's on the other one now








oh, and for forest fred.......you ain't seen gypsy in a dress *wink*

[Jim]

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oh, and for forest fred.......you ain't seen gypsy in a dress *wink*[/QUOTE]

Ok thats just too scary a thought at breakfast time !!@

Put me right off my Rice Crispies.

[Doro]

ha ha ha ha ha h aha ha ah ah








oooooooooooo this is so funny hee hee




*tears running down face*

[Gypsy]

cheeky feckers :eek:

[Crofty]

No....Mitch never seems to have a problem.
Mitch i hate you





Luv yer really! :p

[Mrs Reject]

The Kidd needs to be smothered to death with a large pair of breasts (sorry don't have the requisite size!). Or I could send my friends from Ontario round there :)

[poridge wog]

The Kidd needs to be smothered to death with a large pair of breasts (sorry don't have the requisite size!). Or I could send my friends from Ontario round there :)


mrs r ithink there are enough big tits on this forum to smother a small comunity hahahaha :D

[mr.chaz]

Lucky she got big tits - hard to see whether she's "back to front " or not.
That's one big mutha of a "front bum" !

[Grav]

That's one big mutha of a "front bum" !

You describe yourself so eloquently, Mr Chaz. :D

[wegit]

F'kin hell !!!!

Can you Milk Her ???


Moooooo!!!!!!

[Jay]

That guys about to be rich.....he's found a Beluga that can live on land or is it a Walrus...hard to tell from this angle?

[mr.chaz]

You describe yourself so eloquently, Mr Chaz. :D

Once knew a girl called " Judy Front Bum". She wasn't anything like that though.

[Friar Tuck]

behave yourself Friar


he might last longer than our liz or even persephone


my money's on the other one now








oh, and for forest fred.......you ain't seen gypsy in a dress *wink*

I think I'm being quite restrained!

I must admit that Liz mayhave been a bit of a stalker, but she has never been so rudely "In your Face"! Well, I think Persephone was a bit of a wind up by some rascal of a forum member!

I think the kid will lose interest soon anyway!

[technoboiler]

I HATE TO SAY IT..... but i am with the tuck on this one

i abhore rude children :cool:

[Shep]

Ten past eight in the evening.....
The kid'll soon be back from school..... :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

Isn't Canada 7 hours behind us, or is this kid just backward?

[Friar Tuck]

Oops Sorry Doro! it sort of slipped out! :o

[Shep]

Isn't Canada 7 hours behind us, or is this kid just backward?

Doh!!!
Must be when he gets up, then.

[technoboiler]

ahhhhhhhhh...the ego of youth,,,, thinking you have seen and done everything,,,,,,dont u just love it,,,,, ;)

[Shep]

ahhhhhhhhh...the ego of youth,,,, thinking you have seen and done everything,,,,,,dont u just love it,,,,, ;)

Ah yes, youth. mmmmmmmmmmm

I seem to remember that. :p

[Jim]

Ah yes, youth. mmmmmmmmmmm

I seem to remember that. :p

Wished I could.

[Doro]

hey strider, there's a place for that sort of thing ya know, the cert 18 bit....


um, you wanna delete your pic please mister?




also I have to say I am EXTREMELY EXTREMELY ANNOYED at the comment our canadian 'pal' made about rape - it''s not something to joke about


so please edit that bit out little boy - or I'll do it for you.








doro



finally going power crazed :cool:

[TaxiDave]

I'm all for the freedom of speech that this forum gives us, but i don't suppose you can completely edit the kid out altogether can you Doro ??

[Doro]

yeah I can - I have the power :D



but I don't think I'm s'posed to


I will wait for Pat to make that choice, or we can see if he just buggers off


or we could have a poll..............VOTE HERE


stay or go??

[TaxiDave]

go!!! :(

[Gypsy]

whip his ass outta here with a lump of 2 x 4 :D

[100%Pat]

You are being a tad hard on the lad, he is foreign after all and maybe just doesnt understand our rules on whats acceptable and what isnt, I'd still prefer to give him the benefit of the doubt at the moment, you can always just ignore him for a bit ? I've deleted the pic & post that was a bit offensive.
Arent we all just being a touch unforgiving of his youth? How many on here were not absolutely impossible as teenagers? :D

[Doro]

I agree Pat

he just has to learn the rules...if he continues to break them after that though he'll be sent to BRAT camp ha ha




*tugs forelock and grovels to mistress Pat* :D

[Gypsy]

You are being a tad hard on the lad, he is foreign after all and maybe just doesnt understand our rules on whats acceptable and what isnt, I'd still prefer to give him the benefit of the doubt at the moment, you can always just ignore him for a bit ? I've deleted the pic & post that was a bit offensive.
Arent we all just being a touch unforgiving of his youth? How many on here were not absolutely impossible as teenagers? :D

dunno wot your talking about i was an absolute angel :p :D

[100%Pat]

pmsl :D :D

[technoboiler]

leave him here for shooting season,,,,lol

bout time we had a bit bait,,, :p

i see what you are sayin pat,,, i joined a forum and didnt know the rules, didnt mean to offend anyone but ended up with a lot of enemies.....
this place doesnt strike me as one of those places,,,,
so come on peeps,,,,lets all snuggle in for a bit of a sesh!..... :p

[Jonnyfp]

I still blame meself.. :o

[technoboiler]

blow it out ya arse jonny,,,,,,,,lol :p

[dracken1]

I Want To Make It Known That I Agree With Johnny Fp.

i Blame You Too :d

[Jonnyfp]

I thought that once his amphetamines had worn off he'd be ok..

[Strider]

I've deleted the pic & post that was a bit offensive.
:D

Sorry Pat, but me auntie was very proud of that photo :D

[100%Pat]

I didnt find it offensive at all mate, but it had been mentioned that some might, and there was no point in moving it to the Cet 18 as its already there so easiest way was just delete it. Sorry.

[Strider]

I forgive you but thousands wouldnt, well hundreds, well dozens, well alright 1 or 2 might not ........ :D

[Friar Tuck]

As they say, children should be seen and not heard! So he can stay as long he shuts the F*** up!

[Friar Tuck]

leave him here for shooting season,,,,lol

bout time we had a bit bait,,, :p

i see what you are sayin pat,,, i joined a forum and didnt know the rules, didnt mean to offend anyone but ended up with a lot of enemies.....
this place doesnt strike me as one of those places,,,,
so come on peeps,,,,lets all snuggle in for a bit of a sesh!..... :p
Oooh! I'm always ready to snuggle up for a sesh with you! ;)

[Crofty]

He's gone awfully quiet now hasn't he?

[Dougie]

Prob'ly still at school.......
Enjoy the peace & quiet while you can.

[blackhack]

mummy's not letting him play with his computer till hes finished his homework and chores.......

[technoboiler]

Oooh! I'm always ready to snuggle up for a sesh with you! ;)


oh my,,,are you flirtin wif me daddyoh :p

now stop dithering and get the puppies oot man

[Fran]

mummy's not letting him play with his computer till hes finished his homework and chores.......

Maybe mummy came into his bedroom & caught him with his 14 1/2 inch dick in his hand & has pulled the plug on the computer.... :eek:

[technoboiler]

maybe norris mac fekin gwerter needs to inspect this so called 14incher......
personally i think he must be hung like a fruit bat on dawn patrol

if he is that well hung he will neva get layed from anything but a freakin eliphant! :p

cant wait till he grows up and realises what a complete knob he has been,,,,, ;)

[Crofty]

Maybe he IS the 14 1/2" cock. how do you know he's not a midget pygmy dwarf? he could be typing by dancing on the keys.

[Jonnyfp]

Has he been in tonight?

[Spike]

Maybe he has a 14 1/2" cock. .

He has to keep moving it tho, to be able to see the screen......

[Sir Ewok]

Perhaps he starts measuring at the top of the crack of his arse>>>>>>> :rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

Perhaps he starts measuring at the top of the crack of his arse>>>>>>> :rolleyes:


yeh,,,his arse, the point from which he talks,,, :p