hiya from Houston

[ladyrider]

:) ..hello..I am new on here and I quite don't know the hang of things in here nor do I know if I can receive a private message or how to join a chat..give me time..hope to catch up on this real soon,lol..if u see me on,give me a hollar.. ;)

[Jonnyfp]

You are very very welcome.. ;) :D

please don't run away like the others did.. :(

[Fran]

You haven't scared me off Mr JFP! Greeting Ladyrider & welcome to the nut house! :D

[ladyrider]

nah...don't intend to run away,lol..why should I?..hehehe

[mr.chaz]

Houston... we have a problem!

Okay , snot funny.

Howdy ma'am! :)

[ladyrider]

wow..seem to be lost in here,lol..bare with..thank for the welcome in here

[ladyrider]

did i do something wrong..?

[Grav]

You dont want to upset a Texan, there are some fearsomley tough Texans around.

But then again there's "Dubya" so it kind of balances out. :D

[Jonnyfp]

Watch this one LR...his only after one thing.. :D :D

[ladyrider]

ok,..hahaha..this could be fun!

[Grav]

Its Jonny who you need to be careful with. He has this nasty habit of getting lost. :D

[Strider]

Yeah, when ppl tell him to get lost they dont mean it literally !!!

[ladyrider]

I hope all are fine..it's dreary here in Houston..misty raining

[Bassman]

Hey LadyRider... nice of you to drop in on... Make yourself at home, and pull up a servant to put your feet up...

[Grav]

Just like here in England then.......

[Friar Tuck]

Hi Ya Ladyrider!

I'm afraid you've just wandered into the the looniest biker website, in the UK! But we're all harmless, I think!:eek:

You will find our humour totally off the wall, and a great bunch of friendly nutters. You couldn't ask for a better bunch of friends when you need them. and they are all a pain in the arse when you don't! :D

Ask a sensible question, expect a stoopid answer! Share your worries, and you get great support. We are one big happy fluffy family!

Gather round for Group Hug Everyone!

Welcome to the err, forum!

[Fran]

Hi Ya Ladyrider!

I'm afraid you've just wandered into the the looniest biker website, in the UK! But we're all harmless, I think!:eek:

You will find our humour totally off the wall, and a great bunch of friendly nutters. You couldn't ask for a better bunch of friends when you need them. and they are all a pain in the arse when you don't! :D

Ask a sensible question, expect a stoopid answer! Share your worries, and you get great support. We are one big happy fluffy family!

Gather round for Group Hug Everyone!

Welcome to the err, forum!
I've heard worse chat up lines than that.Well done FT :D

[MAX]

The peeps on the forum are sound it's the voices you need to look out for they never shut up :eek:

[Fran]

The peeps on the forum are sound it's the voices you need to look out for they never shut up :eek:

Huh!! At least my voices talk to me & not about me like yours do! :p :p :p

[Friar Tuck]

I've heard worse chat up lines than that.Well done FT :D
Oh! alright then!

You don't happen to be a nurse and wear a Nursey uniform, do you LadyR?

[kitkatman]

howdy houston, welcome to the madhouse......


i like it here :D

[krammer]

i'm not hugging anyone. but i will hold yer hand :D welcome ladyrider you may have diffuculty understanding what the hell we are going on about but thats ok because we dont either ;)

[Spike]

Welcome Lady Rider !!

Have fun, enjoy, and watch out fot the Pixies........ :rolleyes:

[RedRobbie]

Well Hello............. And Ding Dong You Fluffy Bunny You

[TaxiDave]

Oh! alright then!

You don't happen to be a nurse and wear a Nursey uniform, do you LadyR?


Welcome ladyrider, and well done FT for frightening another one off. ;)

[Shep]

Welcome Ladyrider from Houston.
Stay with us, the first 100 posts are the worst. :)

[Friar Tuck]

Welcome ladyrider, and well done FT for frightening another one off. ;)
Things were going great until you turned up! Enough to frighten anyone off!

[TaxiDave]

Don't worry FT, one day a "lady" will wear a nursey uniform for you. I don't know what street corner you're gonna find her on, or how much you're gonna have to pay her, but you can only hope. ;)

[Bassman]

Oh! alright then!

You don't happen to be a nurse and wear a Nursey uniform, do you LadyR?
Boy...he is soooo smoothh...... :D
Watch him LadyRider... he will have it off you in less than 30 seconds.... :eek:

[Dougie]

Greetings from Scotland,LR! A word of caution though,do NOT,I say again do NOT get involved with the EWOKAND TUCK business empire,they'd take the milk from your cofffee,come back for the sugar and charge you for the privilege! Joking aside,have fun,there're some really good folks on here.

[Mrs Reject]

Oh! alright then!

You don't happen to be a nurse and wear a Nursey uniform, do you LadyR?

I see it's Lady R now is it, Mrs R isn't good enough for you anymore - sniffle
:(

(Welcome Lady R, ignore all the men on this forum they are bounders and scoundrels :D )

[Dougie]

(Welcome Lady R, ignore all the men on this forum they are bounders and scoundrels :D )
Hey! I resemble that remark! :D

[mr.chaz]

did i do something wrong..?

Nope , not at all! :)

You do know you have to buy a round of drinks?

:p

[Jonnyfp]

I see it's Lady R now is it, Mrs R isn't good enough for you anymore - sniffle
:(





Only cos you don't post pics of the uniform anymore.. ;) :D

[Mrs Reject]

Only cos you don't post pics of the uniform anymore.. ;) :D

Well I do have one of me in a nursie uniform but it's more rosy cheeked girl scout than rubber clad lovely - you may be disappointed!

[Dougie]

Well I do have one of me in a nursie uniform but it's more rosy cheeked girl scout than rubber clad lovely - you may be disappointed!
JFP's a perv,he won't care! :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

Ok then, I'll get Mitch to post one....watch this space.......not for more than a few minutes tho' or you'll get bored :D

[Grav]

JFP's a perv,he won't care! :eek:

He's not the only one.............. :D

[Jonnyfp]

I dunno north of the border not being fussy is the same as bein a perve..lol

[Bosun]

Hello LadyR

what time do you put the kettle on, coffee would be good ( armaments strength)

[disciplekidd]

Hi there welcome to Imagination-ville I'm new too .......well I guess I'm not the new guy anymore :( Sob OH YEAH I GOT PICKED ON!
hey guys can I pick on her now? :confused:

[Bosun]

Hi there welcome to Imagination-ville I'm new too .......well I guess I'm not the new guy anymore :( Sob OH YEAH I GOT PICKED ON!
hey guys can I pick on her now? :confused:


now now be a nice DK and give a nice neighnourly welcome
:D

[Jonnyfp]

Right junior, it seems i've adopted you ffs!!

I dunno offer someone a second chance and suddenly your the nanny.. :mad:

You will respect fluff and goats or you'll have yoda and forest fred to answer too.. :D

[disciplekidd]

Yes Father,

Here goes...... WELCOME NEW GURL tap....tap...tap...CAN YOUUUUU HEAR ME? tap....tap....tap.....well welcome to the place of no return, I read some of the welcomes they sum it up pretty good,

We're all nuts in here .....well I'm startin' to get the hang of it :D you will too I'm sure. you'll fit in just fine. Oh by the way would you be able to handle a 14 1/2 inch cock too big for both hands in ya? I'm desperate PLEASE!

[Jonnyfp]

*sigh*

I blame myself.. :rolleyes:

[ladyrider]

what's going on?..heck,,how come I don't have a avatar??????..

[Sir Ewok]

Welcome to the madhouse, You need to choose an avatar in your set up window. Can be a pre-set one or one off your 'puter.

Ewokandtuck Trading Empire do a nice line in reconditioned Avatars, all low milage and used by little old ladies for church forums. To you only $1,234.00 _ Postage & package + insurance. Since you are a foreign resident there will be no VAT but EATT still applies. We do an easy payment plan at only 186% compound a.p.r.

[Sir Ewok]

Forgot to ask Lady R. What do you ride? I used to have a Ducati Monster 900 before a near death experience in 2001. Now have (repairing) a VW based trike.

[Friar Tuck]

I see it's Lady R now is it, Mrs R isn't good enough for you anymore - sniffle
:(

(Welcome Lady R, ignore all the men on this forum they are bounders and scoundrels :D )
There will always be special place for you my Dear!

[Friar Tuck]

Yes Father,

Here goes...... WELCOME NEW GURL tap....tap...tap...CAN YOUUUUU HEAR ME? tap....tap....tap.....well welcome to the place of no return, I read some of the welcomes they sum it up pretty good,

We're all nuts in here .....well I'm startin' to get the hang of it :D you will too I'm sure. you'll fit in just fine. Oh by the way would you be able to handle a 14 1/2 inch cock too big for both hands in ya? I'm desperate PLEASE!
Any more postings like that and you won't have to worry about having anything to put in your hands! :mad:

[mr.chaz]

It's all very good and well standing around looking at each other's dicks!
but......
where's me drink? :D

[Friar Tuck]

Oh fer godsakes! Here's a shilling go and get a cup of tea! If you hurry the Soup Kitchen might still be open!

[Yoda]

*sigh*

I blame myself.. :rolleyes:

Yep we do too
Parents these days

[mr.chaz]

Oh fer godsakes! Here's a shilling go and get a cup of tea! If you hurry the Soup Kitchen might still be open!

I will gladly take your money and run away.
But.....
I am somewhat peturbed about you all standing about looking at his todger.

Make sure you wash your hands afterwards....

(will that shilling stretch to a KitKat too?)

[Friar Tuck]

Only if you take the four fingers out of yer *rse!

[mr.chaz]

Only if you take the four fingers out of yer *rse!

Well , I'll just have two then , and I'd better save the other two for you.

[Tom-madbiker]

Welcome - This is INSANITY. :D

[blackhack]

while everyone else is describing their penises, and where to put chocolate buiscuits.. I'd like to give you a nice warm welcome to the forum...I'm about the only normal person here....All the rest are one can short of a six pack.........

[Gypsy]

welcome lady r


hey jonny didnt you visit houston once............yeah sure you did on your way to lasts years 3b rally :p :D

[100%Pat]

Lady R, I think you may have trouble with our humour sometimes, I post on a US forum too and quickly realised we do not always speak the same language at all!! But any probs just ask and this lot will probably make you even more confused...

[Crofty]

a great bunch of friendly nutters. You couldn't ask for a better bunch of friends when you need them.
Seconded. And welcome to the forum

[Crofty]

. Oh by the way would you be able to handle a 14 1/2 inch cock too big for both hands
You could stand sideways and take up rounders.
Oh and Jonny, I DO blame you!

[Jay]

Welcome LADYRIDER from a quintessential Englishman (well sort of Irish English Hybrid really).

I do hope you will join us for tea and cucumber sandwiches on the lawns of the 100% estate.

There are a small number of points I feel compelled to make, relating to living in this country:

1. Bowler Hats ARE optional
2. I do not personally know the Queen
3. It is small, but I still haven't met everyone yet
4. Most drink from mugs as opposed to tea-cups
5. Friar Tuck is really the son of a Dutch sea captain, so please do not blame the rest of us

As for the forum, well I can offer only one piece of advice.....JUST SAY NO!

Y'all come back again now Y'heer

Jay

[caxman]

Hey there ladyrider. I'm new here myself but I hope you've found the welcome okay. I've got a buddy in Houston, met on another board and then up in Sturgis last year. If you're planin' that trip, give me a yell - I'm sure ol Mac would enjoy the company and he's a great one to call a friend.

[Dougie]

I say chaps,it appears we are being over run by these damned colonial chappies.Perhaps after 230 years they're seeing sense and returning to the fold! :D :D :D

[Bosun]

rather doug old chap

if were unlucky it will be the aussies next

not one offer of a bourbon though ;)


hallo caxman

[Jonnyfp]

welcome lady r


hey jonny didnt you visit houston once............yeah sure you did on your way to lasts years 3b rally :p :D


Is it anywhere near the M25? :D

Crofty what can i say its in my nature to give folk second chances and besides my second name is Foster.. :D


Hiya Caxman, most nicks are pretty self explainatory how did you come by that one?

[Sir Ewok]

It would appear that a certain young colonial, has scared Lady R off with boasting Re. appendage size etc. and we were such gentlemen as well........ :rolleyes:

[100%Pat]

The kid just needs to calm down a little, maybe if we give him a chance he may do that, its just young bravado and settling in nerves I think. (but if he posts another one like that I may just slap his baby arse!)
I hope he hasnt scared off Lady R .... maybe shes just busy. :D

[Sir Ewok]

Possible, time difference, and all that + maybe can only post weekends....

[Crofty]

Crofty what can i say its in my nature to give folk second chances and besides my second name is Foster.. :D

A charming, gentleman you are, Mr Foster, sah!

[technoboiler]

hiya lady r,,,,,,,,,,

they are all just jel coz the voices are talkin to MMMMMMEEEEEEEE

:p

baby boy DC.....i am lost for words,,,,and patience,,,have sum sense boy

[blackhack]

Scared another one away then..???

Anyone "normal" visiting this board must wonder if we're a job lot from
"the return to the community"
laws they passed a few years back...

Well, I supose that there's possibly a chance that some of us are.....

[Huw Beer Monster]

Scared another one away then..???

Anyone "normal" visiting this board must wonder if we're a job lot from
"the return to the community"
laws they passed a few years back...

Well, I supose that there's possibly a chance that some of us are.....

Ah, "Care in the Community" or as it's known around here...

"Nutters in the Neighbourhood".

[Mrs Reject]

You want to see care in the community check out this picture of me and Mitch, when I find out who took this picture I'm going to kill them with my bare hands :)

http://www.lxix.org.uk/gallery/xmas-2004/P1010332

[Huw Beer Monster]

You want to see care in the community check out this picture of me and Mitch, when I find out who took this picture I'm going to kill them with my bare hands :)

http://www.lxix.org.uk/gallery/xmas-2004/P1010332

*refuses to comment*

[ladyrider]

Hey there ladyrider. I'm new here myself but I hope you've found the welcome okay. I've got a buddy in Houston, met on another board and then up in Sturgis last year. If you're planin' that trip, give me a yell - I'm sure ol Mac would enjoy the company and he's a great one to call a friend.
hiya!!..yeah..am still fairly new and I still get lost in here..but the reception on here is fantastic and so warm welcoming..I like that!..what other board are u on..?..My hubby and I hadn't ever mde it to Sturgis yet..although we are curious on it, I am sure we'll make it soon..we almost made it 2yrs ago but didn't go..we weren't prepared enough for the long ride then..Do u ride alone or are u married?..My first ever rally was in Galveston this past(recent) summer (Lonestar Ralley), we stayed at Moody Gardens..it was fun.. Did u go? ...well,hey..I just got home..and I'll catch ya again later,ok?..Irene

[Erogenous Jones]

A belated welcome to this madhouse, ladyrider :)

[Mrs Reject]

You want to see care in the community check out this picture of me and Mitch, when I find out who took this picture I'm going to kill them with my bare hands :)

http://www.lxix.org.uk/gallery/xmas-2004/P1010332

I seen what you wrote Johnnyfp - naughty
:D

[Jonnyfp]

hehehehehe :D

[ladyrider]

:p we all married in here..?..hmmmmm...still learning ..I'll catch on..hahaha

[Jonnyfp]

Only on paper.. :D

[Tom-madbiker]

nope im too young havent had enough fun yet :D

[Crofty]

You want to see care in the community check out this picture of me and Mitch, when I find out who took this picture I'm going to kill them with my bare hands :)

http://www.lxix.org.uk/gallery/xmas-2004/P1010332
Gawd, just realized I know so many people on here by name. And I don't even know what most of you look like. The running total's 3, that's Pat, Mrs R and Mitch now. I look forward to meeting you all at a rally someday. Look for me in a coupla years time, My name's Daniel Croft & I'll be the one on the rebuilt '85 Maxim X 700.
(I'm not inviting everyone to start giving out names and credit card details now -Ewok and Tuck are watching! but seeing as I sign half my posts Dan, It's not too hard to work out.)

[Crofty]

:p we all married in here..?..hmmmmm...still learning ..I'll catch on..hahaha
Nope, hell I'm only a bairn! I assume one day I will, it'll not be something I can plan for now, and I probably won't even see it coming.
A bit like death then.

[blackhack]

My name's Daniel Croft & I'll be the one on the rebuilt '85 Maxim X 700.

Hmmmm.....Wonder what crofty's name is then..???

Should we have a competition ???

[technoboiler]

not married,,,,never have been......not gay but quite happy :p

[Fran]

Married to Dougie & we have 3 cats.No kids....the cats might be allergic to them! :p

[Shep]

Unfortunatly, still married, according to law. :mad:

That will change soon. :)

Then Baglady and I will get married. :D :D

[technoboiler]

Married to Dougie & we have 3 cats.No kids....the cats might be allergic to them! :p
4 cats one dog and soon a puppy will be joining the happy throng,,,,wooooohoooo,,,

[Fran]

Rather have cats than kids any day! Apart from the fact a crossbreed of Dougie & me would probably look like the wookie in Star Wars.. :eek:

[technoboiler]

thats it,,,,u r deffo my long lost twin fran,,,,,,lol,,,,

[Sir Ewok]

Divorced twice, only asked one woman since. Babs was ruined by her last ex and we became best buds and did everything together. We have shared tents and hotel rooms etc and she trusts me to be a gentleman. She was on the bike during the near fatal and she ran back to smash the twat in the face with her crash helmet, fortunately shock got the better of her or she would have got nicked. She's spending two years in Bangkok with her daughter, but hopes to get back for a few weeks in April (for her birthday). I love her to bits and even her daughter has said I should give up on any chance of a relationship, but I could never walk away, she's my Babe.

[Friar Tuck]

Married since 1988! Biggest mistake of my life! Thank god I've not got brats!

[triker_gal]

married for 8yrs now. 2 dogs but no kids unfortunately

[Mrs Reject]

Married to Mitch for almost 3 years, been together for 5 years, got one sprogg aged 21 from last marriage. Learnt fairly early on cats are more fun than sproggs so me and Mitch have got 4 :D

[blackhack]

16 years of happy married bliss ???
Three little male cherubs, oldest at thirteen going through puberty, along with
his fixation on all things moshing/dark/goth....Its always an `interesting` life in my house......:)

The thing is, I was a "late kick-off" as far as having kids and I've got another of ten and my youngest is only seven...Iv'e probably got the rest of my life to "go through" puberty with the other two..
What A Lucky Bast**d I Am......... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Jay]

Met 14th September 1993, Bought a house together 2 weeks later, We celebrate our 10th wedding anniversary on 25th March as it happens.

We have 2 boys 1 & 4 who never sleep but are great!

My wife is gorgeous and me best mate too!

[caxman]

hiya!!..yeah..am still fairly new and I still get lost in here..but the reception on here is fantastic and so warm welcoming..I like that!..what other board are u on..?..My hubby and I hadn't ever mde it to Sturgis yet..although we are curious on it, I am sure we'll make it soon..we almost made it 2yrs ago but didn't go..we weren't prepared enough for the long ride then..Do u ride alone or are u married?..My first ever rally was in Galveston this past(recent) summer (Lonestar Ralley), we stayed at Moody Gardens..it was fun.. Did u go? ...well,hey..I just got home..and I'll catch ya again later,ok?..Irene
The other board is http://buckletree.us/yabbse/index.php/index.php - lots of good people there who enjoy ridin'. Several live in the Sturgis area and hosted a party for us out of state'rs last year. Very nice of them. I'm married and my wife loves to ride. Hope to get her bike this spring/summer. Didn't make it to Galveston but actually talked about meeting ol Mac down there for a couple rally's this year. I hear Corpus is supposed to be hosting a big one sometime soon, know anything about it? Anyway, lots of rally's to chose from between Sturgis and Laredo...and all points in between. Maybe we'll cross paths sometime soon.