100% band

[Jonnyfp]

we need a 2 guitarists
1 bassist
a drummer
and a singer
maybe keyboardist or pianist
maybe a violinist and someone who can play mandolin. :D


we have to practice via the internet and do a set of covers cos its easier.
then maybe do a set at the last 100% forum meet of the year..
we need to do at least 8 songs.

is this possible?
whos up for it?

any suggestions??

bagsy me the first guitarist.. :D

[dracken1]

err can you play a guitar? :D

i have a genuine warlock bass. but how the hell do you practise via the internet?

[Jonnyfp]

Its a plan i have..

i don't think its ever been done all we need is a way to digitally record ourselves and each others messenger addys.

As long as the covers we do are agreed to be done key perfect i think it can be done.

[Creature]

if ya can get him recomend steve and his madelin :)

http://www.stevie.me.uk/

[Jonnyfp]

was sorta hopin he'd offer...lol

I'm really hoping folk will take this seriously..
the logistics..obviously we will need to rehearse together at least once or twice..
and the good thing is is that its covers and can be practised at our leisure.

i say 8 songs because of the effort of setting up but its got be no less than 6 songs.

we need a play list and volunteers.

hope this does'nt just disappear. :o

[Creature]

would be great if you could pull it off :)

[Lone-Wolf]

Wotcha.

Hmmm - sounds interesting.
I can offer six string banjo, guitar, ukeulele, flute and various tin whistles :)

[Bassman]

sounds interesting M8...
What kind of music are you figuring on playing?

[triker_gal]

I got a singer

































sewing machine

I'll get me coat :o

[Spike]

Oh Brother...... :D

[bill?]

freebird has just started on the mp3 player thingy, why have I got the urge at 3:30 AM to pick up the acoustic guitar and bash out the rythym guitar line ?

[weldy]

well i used to play drums in a few bands ..still got 2 kits ....count me in lol...(still cant see how the over-net thing will work :D )


matt

[Doro]

well I can play lotsa instruments, but not any tunes (yet )


erm

violin
northumbrian pipes
guitar (I have a lovely metal electro-acoustic, looks nice if nowt else)
piano
sax
drums




erm



define 'can play' again



good idea jonny, I'd best get practising :p

[Jonnyfp]

Right then..

I woke up this morning der der der der dev derr..

i looked in my pants..der der der der der derrr...lol


According to some threads i've seen covers bands piss some folk off.
but traditional stuff is easy innit..radar love...thunderstruck.etc.

Weldy?

1. Can you get to one rehearsal before the end of season forum do...(hope we have one now..lol)
2. The fact you invested in 2 kits tells me you must be quite good. are you? :o



First an foremost we need a band, we can agree on a play list later,
then we just take ourselves off to our bedrooms and practice..

in key..thats the important bit..

[Nitrowing]

you could try using skype to practise - not sure what internet lag would do but it might be worth trying :confused:

[Yoda]

could i be at the back playing the triangle


Ding

Yoda

[bill?]

Right then..

we just take ourselves off to our bedrooms and practice..



erm practice what?

[Jonnyfp]

Bill i reckon most blokes are fluent in that one bud...lol practise is not needed on the skin flute..

:D

[Freak]

I can play the fool :p :D :p

[krammer]

what a fantastically original idea jonny :cool: the only thing i can offer is support and a strong back. many moons ago i worked? as a roadie/chief beer getter for magnum, good luck mate:)

[Rogue Monkey]

You have my Sword!.........erm.......I mean guitar! :o thats if yer short of a guitar player :confused: :o

[Strider]

what a fantastically original idea jonny :cool: the only thing i can offer is support and a strong back. many moons ago i worked? as a roadie/chief beer getter for magnum, good luck mate:)

Me - Average White band when they toured over here and also Judy Tsuke, (swoon) lovely lovely lady. Bet lots of folks dont even recognise the names :)

Also have been known to operate a mixing deck in the past too and I pretend to play the gob iron

[TaxiDave]

what a fantastically original idea jonny :cool: the only thing i can offer is support and a strong back. many moons ago i worked? as a roadie/chief beer getter for magnum, good luck mate:)


Yep, count me in as well when the time comes for helping you get all your gear to the do, and humping it about when you get there.

[Huw Beer Monster]

Now, if you arranged for the 100% bash to be somewhere that a 100% friendly band was playing, you wouldn't have to take ANY gear...

(Obviously this would be subject to the venue being agreeable)

[Jonnyfp]

Huw mate your a genius.

our class roadies can be a stop gap if it goes pair shaped if thats ok lads.

Rogue nice one.

so far

Jfp guitar
RM guitar
Weldy Drums.

Anymore for anymore..? :)

[Grav]

I play Bass.

[technoboiler]

Its a plan i have..

i don't think its ever been done all we need is a way to digitally record ourselves and each others messenger addys.

As long as the covers we do are agreed to be done key perfect i think it can be done.


jonny, are you trying to pass this off as your idea!!!!!

you seem to forget something!!!! :mad:

[Jonnyfp]

Grav it'd be an honour bud.. :D

Now then whats left? :)

[Jonnyfp]

jonny, are you trying to pass this off as your idea!!!!!

you seem to forget something!!!! :mad:



we where going to do more than words and moonshadow...but thats different ?

And all i said was that i don't think this has been done before. And as for the singer... :D

[technoboiler]

http://www.bikersdomain.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?t=94&postdays=0&postorder=desc&start=15

[technoboiler]

dont you remember me saying this on domain

no i am not saying you shouldnt do it, i am saying dont pretend it was your origional idea,,,cheeky sod...is your memory that short?

[Jonnyfp]

jonny, are you trying to pass this off as your idea!!!!!

you seem to forget something!!!! :mad:


Oh god yeah the domain band...lol

did'nt happen tho did it...this will. :)

[technoboiler]

oh god yeh,,,,,,ah your memory jogged now is it :rolleyes:

[Grav]

oh god yeh,,,,,,ah your memory jogged now is it :rolleyes:

his memory needs a kickstart occasionally :D

[Jonnyfp]

And that was only on the threads was'nt it.....like i say this will happen, now are gonna offer your singin skills or what.?

[technoboiler]

ah,,,no appology for stealin my idea,,,and the cheek to ask if i will sing,,,,no thanx farty, got enough on my plate at the moment.

[Jonnyfp]

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August 2004...i apologise TB.

[Jonnyfp]

I'll sing then if no-one minds karaoke style pub singers...lol

[Bassman]

stick me down for reserve bass player m8......
could be fun
:D

[Gypsy]

well we have
1 bass
2 electric guitars
1 electro acoutic guitar
1 drum machine
and we cant play any of em lol :D

[Jonnyfp]

What about piano...We could a chas and dave thing... :D :D

[100%Pat]

ALL TOGETHER NOW....stevie!!! :D

[Jonnyfp]

Cracklin Rosie on the set list lists lads.. :D

[Jimbob]

Bugger! you've got a drummer :mad:

I'll stand in if the internet rehearsal thing works (and I do it!) :D

[TaxiDave]

I'll volunteer to get jonny wherever he's supposed to be to stop him getting lost. I draw the line though if he comes and asks me where the toilets are.

[Strider]

Bugger! the drummer :mad:

I'll stand in if the internet rehearsal thing works (and I do it!) :D

Why have we gotta do that then???? :D

[Fran]

I can't play any musical instruments but I can stage dive & crowd surf if you need a floor show!OK I can jump off a stage & land on my face..... :D

[Jonnyfp]

Does everyone like Greenday btw?

[Grav]

You got a set list in mind, Jonny?

[Jonnyfp]

Not really but i do like greenday, i think we will have to agree on songs to be fair.

[dracken1]

Grav it'd be an honour bud..

oh ok... puts warlock bass back into it's coffin (case)

[Jonnyfp]

err can you play a guitar? :D

i have a genuine warlock bass. but how the hell do you practise via the internet?


Reserve? even tho i now realise you offered first. :o

Lone wolf banjo? ukelele?

maybe we should make this a 100% talent contest...theres loads of musos out there that would be pissed up and itching to have a go on the night...


I know this cos i've done it meself..lol

[Jimbob]

Why have we gotta do that then???? :D
Insert the word 'can' were appropriate :o

[dracken1]

i rarely play these days johnny and when i used to it was mainly irish and country.

plus i understand how you overlooked me. i mean i belong to a minority race.
you can understand me when i speak english.
i don't drink alcohol (a conviction that has been reinforced since joining this forum) :D

i don't have a centre parting given to me by the vicar stroking my hair whilst kneeling in front of him(sorry promised i would'nt go into that johhny)

nooo nooo i'm not bitter :mad:

[Jonnyfp]

your welsh i don't hold that against you.. :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Cracklin Rosie on the set list lists lads.. :D
Erm........how do we do Cracklin rosie in the style of nine inch nails? :confused: :p

[Jonnyfp]

Erm........how do we do Cracklin rosie in the style of nine inch nails? :confused: :p



lol..........

[Rogue Monkey]

Well......erm.....how about.....

Cracklin' Rosie get on board , Can't keep control, can't keep track of where im traveling, Takin' it slow, lord fuck don't you know!

The arrow goes straight through my heart, And I want you
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you
Without you everything just falls apart, We gonna ride till there ain't no more to go, Everything around me is falling apart!
Hitchin' on a twilight train Ain't nothing here I'd care to take along 'Cept maybe a song to sing…Ive had my time in Hell with a poor Fucks lady Yea!

Don't say please to no man for a mother fuckin tune! I got my head, but my head is unraveling!

Cracklin Rosie I got my heart but my heart is no good
And you're the only one that's understood Play it NOW PLAY IT NOW PLAY IT FUCKIN NOW!

Oh I Hate my Rosie child You got the way to make me sick deep inside! You and me we crawl in style!

Cracklin' Rose you're a store bought woman You got me like a guitar cumming Hang on girl, I wanna feel you from the inside, I wanna fuck you from the inside! Our song keeps runnin' on, but Im lost in this pool of ****!
Play it now, play it now, play it now my baby I`ll see you in hell! :p
Soz PAT! :o snigger snigger! :o

[100%Pat]

HERETIC :eek: :eek: :eek:

[krammer]

I can't play any musical instruments but I can stage dive & crowd surf if you need a floor show!OK I can jump off a stage & land on my face..... :D well hawkwind had a nude female dancer :) (what was her name?)

[100%Pat]

Errrrm... Tart? :rolleyes:

[Fran]

well hawkwind had a nude female dancer :) (what was her name?)
Don't cast that up! I was young & needed the money....! :D

[Fran]

well hawkwind had a nude female dancer :) (what was her name?)


Actually I can't take credit for that it was Stacia.If I started dancing I'd clear the room faster than the CRS at a French riot... :D

[krammer]

Actually I can't take credit for that it was Stacia.If I started dancing I'd clear the room faster than the CRS at a French riot... :D thats her! :cool: hawkwind, my god i can almost remember some of the nights ;)

[Rogue Monkey]

well hawkwind had a nude female dancer :) (what was her name?)
Stacya :o

[Rogue Monkey]

HERETIC :eek: :eek: :eek:
Heresy

He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see
He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity
He dreamed a God up and called it Christianity
God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
He made a virus that would kill off all the swine
His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
Demands devotion atrocities done in his name
God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
Your God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there your God is dead
God is dead and no one cares
And no one cares drowning in his own hypocrisy
And if there is a hell I will see you see you there

Burning with your God in humility
Will you die for this?

:D

[technoboiler]

who has been ratteling the monkeys cage???????? ;)

[Jonnyfp]

this may help us..

http://www.laurasmidiheaven.com/SheetMusic.shtml :D

and this..

http://www.iconofan.com/lt/

[Yoda]

you could always do a rock version of this

i belive the writer of said song wuld agree to dropping all fee's for its use

The Best Song Ever (http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1783&highlight=100%25+cracklin)

Yoda