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Yoda
30-01-2005, 03:29 AM
i received my magazine and had a quick flick through

then when i came to read it fully the other day, all the pages were stuck together
caused by a certain liquid
first i theought that Dracken, TD and Fayji had had an orgy over my magazine

then i found out the real reason

any guesses????

Yoda
weldy
30-01-2005, 03:56 AM
coffee


??
Yoda
30-01-2005, 04:21 AM
coffee

??

Nope.,........
weldy
30-01-2005, 04:34 AM
eeeewwwww.....
Spike
30-01-2005, 07:41 AM
beer .................... ?
TaxiDave
30-01-2005, 07:44 AM
Yoda, you've been dribbling over that BMW trike again haven't you.
Fran
30-01-2005, 08:31 AM
Give us a clue! Is it "organic?"
Yoda
30-01-2005, 08:43 AM
Give us a clue! Is it "organic?"

Yes but it was mixed with another substance as well

Yoda
TaxiDave
30-01-2005, 08:44 AM
Yes but it was mixed with another substance as well

Yoda


Vodka and pure orage juice??
Fran
30-01-2005, 08:46 AM
Milk shake.....?
Yoda
30-01-2005, 08:49 AM
no................
Fran
30-01-2005, 08:52 AM
You barfed on it?
Yoda
30-01-2005, 08:55 AM
NO

i will give you one more guess
TaxiDave
30-01-2005, 09:01 AM
Nobody has wanted to ask, but have you really been wanking over it again and then dropped cake on the page and mixed the two together
Yoda
30-01-2005, 09:04 AM
Ok Confession Time

It is Sperm mixed with trifle

Yoda
Yoda
30-01-2005, 09:06 AM
Not really it is orange Juice mixed with morrisons own sparkling spring water and left to soak in for about 24hrs and then left to dry

Yoda the depressed
you will have to tell me what happens in this issue
Jimbob
30-01-2005, 09:09 AM
Why not just buy another one! :rolleyes:
Yoda
30-01-2005, 09:34 AM
Why not just buy another one! :rolleyes:

Because i have a pefectly good copy here
..
Looks round...oh maybe not then
..
anyway i have it on subscription cuz they dont sell it locally here

Yoda
Jonnyfp
30-01-2005, 09:35 AM
Wheres ya nearest WHsmiths yoda?
they sell it in there.
Yoda
30-01-2005, 09:49 AM
Wheres ya nearest WHsmiths yoda?
they sell it in there.

kings heath but its a pain to get to it in my wheelchair (but its only a small one and last time i checked they didnt have either 100% or BSH

i wil see if TG has a copy i can borrow
Friar Tuck
30-01-2005, 10:08 AM
kings heath but its a pain to get to it in my wheelchair (but its only a small one and last time i checked they didnt have either 100% or BSH

i wil see if TG has a copy i can borrow
Your bloody lying! Your wheelchair's the size of a state limousine!
Yoda
30-01-2005, 10:09 AM
Your bloody lying! Your wheelchair's the size of a state limousine!

it fecking cost as much as one....bliddy rip-off bisturds
Friar Tuck
30-01-2005, 10:32 AM
it fecking cost as much as one....bliddy rip-off bisturds
all joking asides, why don't custom bike builders turn their hands to building some ace wheelchairs? I'm sure there are some kids out there that think the "modern" chairs are crap?

and just think what can be done with them mobility buggies!
Yoda
30-01-2005, 10:38 AM
all joking asides, why don't custom bike builders turn their hands to building some ace wheelchairs? I'm sure there are some kids out there that think the "modern" chairs are crap?

and just think what can be done with them mobility buggies!
well my chair cost just short of 3k titanium with carbon fibre wheels and off road wheels

Yoda
but customised chairs would be so cool
Sir Ewok
30-01-2005, 10:44 AM
I'm with Yoda on the WH smith scene. It's only been a couple of years since they started to stock BSH and they have a much bigger circulation than 100%. Most stores nowdays work on circulation figures and not on what you, as a customer, want. Look in Tesco's and see what they stock, mainly women's, computer and TV listing mags with a few odds and sods as well. :(
Doro
30-01-2005, 10:48 AM
I always wondered why no-one designed a chair that you could stand up in, or at least be of standing height, so you could reach the bar and shelves and talk to people at eye level etc


I have been designing one in my head for years, but trouble is I dn't know enough about certain disabilities to know if you'd be secure enough in a standing chair, or how practical it would really be,

so what about a chair with a seat which you can raise to standing height for when you need to reach stuff

so guess what


some clever ****e went and designed one already, one wif gyroscopes to keep it upright on two wheels, can go up stairs n everything


see, mine was gonna be a bit simpler than that
Friar Tuck
30-01-2005, 10:56 AM
well my chair cost just short of 3k titanium with carbon fibre wheels and off road wheels

Yoda
but customised chairs would be so cool
3K? FEK!! You can buy a good trike for that!
Jonnyfp
30-01-2005, 11:18 AM
kings heath but its a pain to get to it in my wheelchair (but its only a small one and last time i checked they didnt have either 100% or BSH

i wil see if TG has a copy i can borrow


Well i'm in Stirchley..
If i did'nt have the bab i'd bring you mine.. :(
Doro
30-01-2005, 11:19 AM
aw jonny don't be a meany

take the lass wif you


yoda will behave I'm sure.... :cool:
Jonnyfp
30-01-2005, 11:21 AM
Nah and i thought you geordies understood all regions.lol
Bab....same as Babba. :D

Its cameron i got not a lass....i'll take it up tomorrow pm me your address Yoda.
Doro
30-01-2005, 11:24 AM
see I watched that brummie thing about rotters last night and he called his lass a bab and i've seen you call techno bab


same as baby ain't it?


can be yer lass or yer child



see, I'm not confused................




you can bring him here if ya want, I like babies *grin*
Yoda
30-01-2005, 12:25 PM
Well i'm in Stirchley..
If i did'nt have the bab i'd bring you mine.. :(

where about in stirchley are you my sister lives at avebury rd
and i am at sladepool farm rd at maypole

Yoda

so close...we will have to meet up
Doro
30-01-2005, 12:28 PM
i'll take it up tomorrow pm me your address Yoda.


see above yoda

you'll like jonny :D
dracken1
30-01-2005, 03:21 PM
doro for your own sanity.
do not even attempt to understand brummie speak.
you'll be on valium before you can say "am yer"

and expecting johnny "i pissed in my shoe cos i could'nt remember the way to my toilet" fp, to navigate all the way to yoda's house. i think is expecting to much of the poor guy :D
TaxiDave
30-01-2005, 03:52 PM
jonnyfp



The man that satellite navigation was invented for
Jonnyfp
30-01-2005, 06:10 PM
I'd agree if it was free.
Jonnyfp
30-01-2005, 06:13 PM
And as for the taff who has a glo in the dark willy pump..

Jeez if he uses it'd have to be glo in the dark to give him a fightin chance of findin it.. :D


FR..am yer is TD's neck of the woods.. :D
TaxiDave
30-01-2005, 07:37 PM
FR..am yer is TD's neck of the woods.. :D


Very true, I keep getting accused of being a Brummie and its quite upsetting. :mad:
Jonnyfp
30-01-2005, 07:53 PM
None midlanders eh??
tsk :D
krammer
30-01-2005, 08:06 PM
there are so many dialects around here though, but working in the black country is something else. i could not understand what some people were saying without having an interpreter with me :D brilliant people mind.
RedRobbie
30-01-2005, 09:54 PM
TO state the obvious, its jizz, sponk,sperm taddy soup. you been wa nking over that bird with her tits out. cener pages stuck are they? well you will go blind.
Bosun
30-01-2005, 09:58 PM
and get hairy palms and stunt growth
Yoda
31-01-2005, 09:19 AM
and get hairy palms and stunt growth

Are you talking from experience there
you 2 foot high hairy palmed misfit :) :) :)

Yoda
Jonnyfp
31-01-2005, 10:37 AM
See you at 4 yoda. :)
krammer
31-01-2005, 10:51 AM
stirchley to maypole? mind how you go there jonny, if you see a road sign for inverness you are going the wrong way mate :p
Jay
31-01-2005, 04:48 PM
there are so many dialects around here though, but working in the black country is something else. i could not understand what some people were saying without having an interpreter with me :D brilliant people mind.

Sorry mate what did you say then? :D
Jim
31-01-2005, 08:22 PM
One would like to protest at the jolly poor quality of English currently being posted on the forum.

One should speak the Queens English with a crystal clear home counties accent and absolutely no trace of this jolly awful regionalism being allowed to creep in.

Toodle pip !
Grav
31-01-2005, 08:28 PM
Shut thi fat aching gob, thi dozy scrawp. Tha's nowt like an Englishman wi yer posh Lah de dah suvvern jessie ways, serrah. Tha's as fow as a gasmons mac, an thi face favvers a bulldog likkin is own piss off a thistle.

Ah dunno, ahm off for more pies cos am reet klempt.

:D :D :D
Mrs Reject
31-01-2005, 08:42 PM
Shut thi fat aching gob, thi dozy scrawp. Tha's nowt like an Englishman wi yer posh Lah de dah suvvern jessie ways, serrah. Tha's as fow as a gasmons mac, an thi face favvers a bulldog likkin is own piss off a thistle.

Ah dunno, ahm off for more pies cos am reet klempt.

:D :D :D

Good Lord! That flat capped, whippet ridden northern scoundrel sounds just like Mitch, I don't understand Mitch either the ferret trousered yokel! :D
Jim
31-01-2005, 09:07 PM
Absolutely disgraceful old girl, one has to watch those northern scoundrels !

They'll have the wheel trims off ones charabang if one isn't careful !