captaincondom
29-01-2005, 04:51 PM
:D Help to defend our country
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We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any
Woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he
does. So, this sunday at 12.00pm all women living in England are
asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in front of their
houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate
that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and
to show support for all British women. And since the Taliban and Al
Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Fosters or any similar
Beer at your side would be further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda
sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
God Defend Britain
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We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any
Woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he
does. So, this sunday at 12.00pm all women living in England are
asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in front of their
houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate
that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and
to show support for all British women. And since the Taliban and Al
Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Fosters or any similar
Beer at your side would be further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda
sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
God Defend Britain