joke lol

[trikeruk]

A 97-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an
18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an
elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was
going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream.
He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What
do you think of that?"

The 97-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly!" :cool:

[technoboiler]

hehehehehehehehhehahhahahahahahahah.....fekin good one :p

[kennptwo]

lolol - nice one

[kitkatman]

qual... :D :D :D :D

[wegit]

Old but still good http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[poridge wog]

bloke goes into his local pub after a few pints decieds he needs a piss
so inhe goes to the gents he's just pulled out his tool when a big black chap enters and pulls out the biggest tool the guy has ever seen, so he ask's the black how it got so big, an is told if he wants one that big he should tie a fifty pound weight to the end of his knob an leave it on fer a week.
a week later white chaps back in the pub and the black fella's there an asks him how his knobs coming on, the white guy replies "it ain't got anny bnigger but it's going the right colour" :D

[Creature]

Dirty One Liners

Q: What is worse than a cardboard box?
A: Paper tits!

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist?
A: One's got a cunning stunt...the other has a stunning cunt.

Q: What is the name of Moby Dicks father?
A: Poppa Boner

Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear

Q: Why did the snowman smile?
A: Because the snowblower is coming.

Q: How did the hilbilly find his daughter in the woods?
A: Pretty Good!

Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat

Q: What do lesbians call viagra?
A: Batteries

Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on you're face

Q: Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A: So you know if you're cumming or going

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese

[poridge wog]

what do elephants use for tampons

sheep


why do elephants have trunks

because sheep don't have string tied to them

whats red and fluffy and flies through the jungle

a used sheep

i've already got me coat :D