Celebs and 'accidents'

[Jimbob]

Here's one for you.

List the celebs you would like to have an 'accident' ;) so they have to give up there so called day job :rolleyes:

here's mine

1.Geri Halliwell (for obvious reasons!)

2.Wacko Jacko (feckin' weardo :eek: )

3.Entire cast of Hollyoaks!

There are more but i've glazed over now :eek:

[Dougie]

Does that include politicians? There ain't enough time in the world to list who I'd like to see having "an accident". :mad:

[Jimbob]

Does that include politicians? There ain't enough time in the world to list who I'd like to see having "an accident". :mad:
Yes, they think they are anyway.

You can list as many as you want, but leave some for others :D
I could only think of 3 at the time :(

[mr.chaz]

Beckham,
Bush,
Beckham,
Blair,
Beckham.


Beckham,Beckham,Beckham..... detestable little man and his awfull wife. and his in laws too. It'd have to be something nasty , with a lot of blood and prolonged suffering.

Oh happy days!

[mr.chaz]

I'd like Gery Halliwell to slip down the stairs and fall onto my knob.
That would be a horrendous accident for her , which may take years of therapy to recover from.

[Bosun]

Beckham,
Bush,
Beckham,
Blair,
Beckham.


Beckham,Beckham,Beckham..... detestable little man and his awfull wife. and his in laws too. It'd have to be something nasty , with a lot of blood and prolonged suffering.

Oh happy days!


Good call
setting tripwires and glass spikes for you now sir

[Friar Tuck]

Kilroy-Silk!
Trisha!
Richard and Judy!
Judge Judy!
Jo Brand!
Eddie Izzard!
Frank Skinner!

how the F*** did they ever make TV? :mad: :mad:

[technoboiler]

remember karma peeps,,,,, ;)

i wouldnt wish an accident on anyone, coz it would tempt fate to have it come back on me....

jeez, how fekin sensible am i today,,,,gonna av a sherry :p

[Sir Ewok]

My Karma just ran over your Dogma......


Osama Bin Laden (He's in Bradford)
George Bush (Junior and Senior)
Mo Mowlem
All the guys, both Brit and American who abused the prisoners and made every squaddie a target.
Harry Hill, should have stuck to his day job, unfunny pillock.

Plenty more, but also want to give others a chance.

[captaincondom]

that coper whp pulled me last night coz he don't like my rat bike (and the speeding bit ans he had the nerve to ask if it had a mot)
posh spice she is just to thin she should book in at burger king to gain a bit of meat on her
and last but not least britney spears

[mr.chaz]

[QUOTE=Sir Ewok]
Harry Hill, should have stuck to his day job, unfunny pillock


Mmmmm....Mmmmmm , what are the chances of that happening then?

[kitkatman]

the entire cast of eastenders, its the most dangerous and depressing place on earth....
cherie blair..
venessa felps...
jo brand....
julian clary...

[wegit]

Geri Halliway


Death via paper shredder

[Jimbob]

Ainsley feckin Harriot :mad:

Love to see a kitchen related accident. Maybe a blender/hand incident :D

[Jimbob]

Does anyone reckon any celebs are looking at this forum :eek:

[GSX Hooligan]

I'd like Gery Halliwell to slip down the stairs and fall onto my knob.
That would be a horrendous accident for her , which may take years of therapy to recover from.


Yes - it can take years to recover from deep disappointment....

:D :D :D

[BikerGran]

remember karma peeps,,,,, ;)
i wouldnt wish an accident on anyone, coz it would tempt fate to have it come back on me....
jeez, how fekin sensible am i today,,,,gonna av a sherry :p

Was thinking along that kind of line myself........ except not about coming back t me...

When I was at school we were always given 'holiday homework' - I always thought it bloody unfair and on the bus to school on the first day of term I said to my mate "I hope something's happened to Iggy cos I haven't done my maths homework". Sure enough when we got to school she'd slipped on the ice and hit her head and been taken to hospital with serious concussion!

Since then I never wish harm on anyone even in fun cos it gives you a very odd feeling when something like that happens!

[blackhack]

Since then I never wish harm on anyone even in fun

Well you can always wish that I win the lottery then.....

[Yoda]

well i think that Trisha should be shot with all her llaa dee dah politically correct ****e

and Dik and Dom should be discombobulated

Eastenders/Corrie and emmerdale should also be destroyed and make way for some good sci-fi or comedy programs or action programs
or sci-fi action programs
or Action comedy programs
Or Sci fi comedy programs

Ohhh To hell with it ,....we want more PORN


Yoda

[Friar Tuck]

Ohhh To hell with it ,....we want more PORN


Yoda
Now you're talking!

[Fran]

So called "reality" celebs....like Jade Goody from big brother.............Death by anonymity!(& take back all that money she's made)

Posh Spice...........same as above


Bo selecta..........disappear up his own unfunny arsehole



& that's just for a start.... :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Yoda]

Posh Spice...........same as above

and david beckham as well

Bo selecta..........disappear up his own unfunny arsehole:

yep i never got into that either nuke em all

Yoda

[Fran]

and david beckham as well



yep i never got into that either nuke em all

Yoda

.....then shoot them while they glow in the dark! :D

[ninjagal600]

That Man That Does The Coldseal Ad...call 0800800800 "now"
"you Buy One You Get One Free" I Said "you Buy One You Get One Free"
...feckin Tw*t.


And A Newsreader From Midlands Today...cant Rembember Her Name But She Needs Her Sinuses Done....

[Dougie]

I have a power drill I could lend you........