Pagan Humour...

[Fran]

Q How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A What do you want it changed into?

Q How many toads does it take to change a light bulb?
A One,if you can remember which one used to be the electrician.

Q How many druids does it take to change a light bulb?
A 501.One to change the bulb & 500 to realign the new stone.

Q What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?
A A self cleaning coven.

Q What's the best thing about Pagan Friends?
A They worship the ground you walk on.

:D :p :D

[Bosun]

oi like that :D

[Spike]

Very good...... :D

[wegit]

Very Good !!!!





How many blues singers does it take to change a lightbulb ??

501 !! 1 to do it and 500 to write songs about how good the old one was

[Dougie]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?






Fish.

[wegit]

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.


Oh No !!! What have you started ?????

[Rogue Monkey]

:p ........................ :p Brilliant! :o

[Spike]

What do you say to an angry witch...........





RIBBIT !!!!


:D

[calum100]

How many roadies to change a light bulb?
one...two...one...two...one...two...

[Santa]

How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?


None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!



(goes back into hiding - swiftly :D )

[BikerGran]

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?










Only one......












.... but the lightbulb has really got to want to change!

[Dougie]

Told to me by a Catholic.....

How many Protestants to change a lightbulb?

None,as they're all in eternal darkness! :eek: :eek:

[Sir Ewok]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?


One - She holds the lightbulb while the whole world revolves around her!

[Jonnyfp2]

I did'nt post on this one.. :D :D

[Mitch]

I did'nt post on this one.. :D :D ;) you're alright! ... for now (hahahahahahaha much maniacal laughter) :D

[Jonnyfp2]

;) you're alright! ... for now (hahahahahahaha much maniacal laughter) :D


I have too much positive karma for you to affect me.. :D

[Mitch]

I have too much positive karma for you to affect me.. :D
hmmmmmmmm. :)

[Jonnyfp2]

hmmmmmmmm. :)


Plus i know epona personally.. :D
well thats what shes got on her cut off anyway.

[STEViE]

The Wicker (surely that should be Wicca) Man

[PILRCGeff]

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb.





:rolleyes:
Two but the tricky bit is getting them in there in the first place. :rolleyes:

[pitbuell]

"I have too much positive karma for you to affect me.."

,,,was it your karma that ran over my dogma Jonny ?

[bad toad]

why dont witches wear knickers?????










































































































coz they get a better grip on the broom!!!!! :D

[pitbuell]

,,,and the difference between a wizard's wand an' a copper's truncheon ?

,,,,wizard use's his wand fer cunnin' stunt's,,,,,

[bad toad]

how do you get a witch pregnant?????????????/







































































fuck her!!!! :D

[Dougie]

BAAAD Toad! :rolleyes:

[Mitch]

The Wicker (surely that should be Wicca) Man
That's excellent Stevie!!!! Good timing that man! (new Nicholas Cage remake is out in a week or so) :D :D

[Mitch]

Plus i know epona personally.. :D
well thats what shes got on her cut off anyway.
bless'er... my own diety, Epona. She's got me home on many an occasion especially when the bike wouldn't have made it under normal circumstances (coming home from Brussels).

[STEViE]

how do you get Mitch pregnant?????????????/ :D

:eek: :eek: :eek: