undergarments

[Bosun]

now this is worrying with 3 days till the end of the month Januarys pair have given up, the elastic i think has gone, maybe due to the weight of the crusty bits !!!



the dilema is/

do i carry on for 3 more days, with said undies sagging under bum?
or do i break out Februarys earlyas they will have unused days?

[Fran]

Well February is a shorter month or you could go commando! Dougie will let you borrow his kilt....no need for underwear .... :D

[Jonnyfp]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1197491.html?menu=news.quirkies.badtaste

:D

[Bosun]

excellent JFP :D

[memnoch]

now this is worrying with 3 days till the end of the month Januarys pair have given up, the elastic i think has gone, maybe due to the weight of the crusty bits !!!



the dilema is/

do i carry on for 3 more days, with said undies sagging under bum?
or do i break out Februarys earlyas they will have unused days?


lol lmao Now that's grim - even by my standards m8! :p

[krammer]

now this is worrying with 3 days till the end of the month Januarys pair have given up, the elastic i think has gone, maybe due to the weight of the crusty bits !!!



the dilema is/

do i carry on for 3 more days, with said undies sagging under bum?
or do i break out Februarys earlyas they will have unused days? what a wonderful image you conjure up there faygi. for the remaning few days of the month would it not be possible to somehow hitch said dung hampers over your shoulders? this would mean some restriction in the groin area but it would save the february pants at least some strain.

[Bosun]

i am considering using braces

[Fran]

i am considering using braces


By the sound of the contents bicycle clips might be a good idea too.... :p

[Jonnyfp]

If they still bend then they're still fresh. :D

[krammer]

If they still bend then they're still fresh. :D they probably would still bend but i reckon if ya tried to fold em they'd probably crack :D

[Fran]

If they still bend then they're still fresh. :D
So you're one of those "throw them at the wall & if they don't stick they're wearable"type of guys! :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Actually i don't often wear keks. ;)

[Fran]

Actually i don't often wear keks. ;)
The prescription rubber ones still count you know.... :D

[Jonnyfp]

Ah but they always bend...and make a great turdapult..

[Fran]

DIRTY BOY!!!!!Ah but they always bend...and make a great turdapult..

[Jonnyfp]

Dirty girl you...dougie shes comin on to me... :D

[krammer]

Ah but they always bend...and make a great turdapult.. ..or even a scatapult eh eh :D

[Bosun]

So you're one of those "throw them at the wall & if they don't stick they're wearable"type of guys! :eek:



doesnt that require removal ?

[Jonnyfp]

with the aid of nitromorse is quite easy..

[Fran]

doesnt that require removal ?


Usually with the help of a claw hammer... :D

[Bosun]

mindyou saying that although the elastic has gone, they do have a certaain adhesiveness to them :eek:

[Jay]

I would suggest you crack open decembers pair.

Wear them for one day and then put them back, doing the same with october and November.

By the time you get to wearing these again, they are bound to be cleaner than those you are taking off.

[Fran]

Fayji I'm going to sew a bunch of odour-eaters together & you can wear them as pants... :D

[Jonnyfp]

You cannae defy the laws of physics captain.!

[Bosun]

Fayji I'm going to sew a bunch of odour-eaters together & you can wear them as pants... :D
:D :D they do say i may get a office of my own soon

[poridge wog]

fayji i think you meant to say orifice not office :D

[Bosun]

for once smelling was right

[Freak]

Have you considered Gaffa tape................ :D :D :D
.......Ahhhhhh Gaffa tape, the fixer of all things broken

[Dougie]

:D :D they do say i may get a office of my own soon
Hermetically sealed,then?

[Jonnyfp]

I say remove em and free the turtles head.

[Dougie]

Hey Fayj,if the doc ever wants a stool,urine & semen sample for a checkup you can just throw yer shreddies at him!(make sure he's wearing a HAZMAT suit tho')
By the way,Fran sez your new name is SPONGENOB SCAREPANTS! :D :D :D

[Bosun]

problem solved

[Fran]

I say remove em and free the turtles head.
It would be a big one & head straight back to the Galapagos Islands.... :eek:

[kitkatman]

have you tried duck tape,should keep the crustys in for a least another 24 hours, if not try using a mig welder :D

[pingusprogressed]

nail gun would be best
But after having heard of similar underkraker troubles I would have to ask weither you are sure they were jan 2005's though?, as the orriginal prob usuaslly only arrises after the 12 month warrenty has run out

[technoboiler]

i take it as read that you have already turned em inside out? :confused:

[technoboiler]

Actually i don't often wear keks. ;)


jfp, stop tryin to be sexy.....you wear y-fronts coz av seen em ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Bah...rumbled.. :mad:

[Fran]

jfp, stop tryin to be sexy.....you wear y-fronts coz av seen em ;)

Bet they're the mustard yellow bri-nylon efforts! :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Mums got a pic of me somewhere in Y fronts...lol
in 78 when i was 4 :o

[Tiger Lily]

Buy yourself a string pair wiv a matching string vest, then any crusty bits will just fall through, thus extended wearability! :eek:

[krammer]

Bet they're the mustard yellow bri-nylon efforts! :eek: bri nylon pants. if you take them off really really quickly in the dark you can recreate a very passable impression of the northern lights :)

[Mrs Reject]

Yes, and it makes yer pubes stand on end too :D
In the middle ages they used to sew people into their underwear for the winter!!! :eek:

[ForestFred]

Yes, and it makes yer pubes stand on end too :D
In the middle ages they used to sew people into their underwear for the winter!!! :eek:They still do round here :eek: :D

[Fran]

Yes, and it makes yer pubes stand on end too :D
In the middle ages they used to sew people into their underwear for the winter!!! :eek:
You might just have come up with the answer to Fayji's problem! :D

[technoboiler]

einstein could not cum up wif an answer to fay's problems,,,,lol....


nassa are still pondering......... :p

[Bosun]

i think the winter socks are giving in as well :(








poundland will do well out of me tommorrow ;)

[pingusprogressed]

that looks like an overly hammered willy warmer on the left?

[Sir Ewok]

So you're one of those "throw them at the wall & if they don't stick they're wearable"type of guys! :eek:

Many years ago when I did contracting with my mate Tony (Who's funeral was yesterday) we used to kip in a van to save lodge money. We'd been the pub for last orders and had a take-away. Settled down for the night, with another guy sharing the 'Bedford' hotel with us. We got onto the subject of Keks, as you do, and the old 'stick-'em to the wall' crack was made. The other guy was a bit naive and asked what we meant. Tony slips off his undercrackers and throws them at the wall of the van, whereupon they fall straight into the other guys mouth! Laugh, I nearly pissed myself, the guy is nearly throwing up and all Tony could say was "Don't worry mate, they must be clean 'cos they didn't stick".
At that time we were doing 14 hour shifts, 7 days a week and one trip home a week for laundry etc. We used to get dressed in the carpark of Fords (Dagenham) much to the amusement of the bus queue overhead.....

[Jonnyfp]

einstein could not cum up wif an answer to fay's problems,,,,lol....


nassa are still pondering......... :p


Nasa may have a breakthru..

http://www.spacedaily.com/images/spacemed-zerog-training-pants-bg.jpg

[Fran]

Well tomorrow's the 31st Fayji....what have you decided to do? :D

[Yoda]

Mums got a pic of me somewhere in Y fronts...lol
in 78 when i was 4 :o

surely you mean in 4 (2004) when you were 78 ;)
Yoda

[Jonnyfp]

Gerroff i aint old like you..

800 years this year you will be...hmm.

[Yoda]

Gerroff i aint old like you..

800 years this year you will be...hmm.

but if starwars is set in the future then technically i am still very young...or not even born...ooops maybe i dont exist,...maybe i am a Figment of your imagination
(i am sure the wife wishes i was :D )

Yoda

[Jonnyfp]

Ah but it was set a long time ago in a distant galaxy was'nt it....which makes you even older..

:D

[Friar Tuck]

Always thought Yoda wasn't on this planet!

[Bosun]

Well tomorrow's the 31st Fayji....what have you decided to do? :D


tommorrow i can remove the sellotape... you will probably hear the scream from there :)

[Santa]

Bet they're the mustard yellow bri-nylon efforts! :eek:


They're only mustard yellow at the front :eek: !

[Bosun]

They're only mustard yellow at the front :eek: !
more dark caramel elsewhere :eek:

[cxdemon]

Always thought Yoda wasn't on this planet!

Well that makes him even older then, allowing for time dilation and relativistic effects,

i'll get me coat. :p