Insomniacs and early risers thread.

[Jonnyfp]

I can't sleep.

[technoboiler]

lightweight...............what happened to ya date,,,,u should be shaggin :o

[TaxiDave]

I think she had to go back into the field before the farmer noticed one of his flock was missing.

[technoboiler]

lol,,,,well,,,i bet he used all the dayum lipstick too,,,,, :D

[Jonnyfp]

Oi buggalugs...she is kippin up stairs with a freshly shampood fleece..

[Spike]

gotta shift them ticks some how :D

[Sir Ewok]

All right for you lot snoring away.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ

[GSX Hooligan]

Working hard...........

:rolleyes:

[dodgyphil]

well I'm sat in the office waiting for something to happen (is that the same thing?)

[Sir Ewok]

Going to bed no, night night!

[Peirre]

I can't sleep.
feckin alarm clocks :(
oh hum.......... the UK tour MUST continue :rolleyes:
me and the smERF will be rollin on down the road

[GSX Hooligan]

well I'm sat in the office waiting for something to happen (is that the same thing?)

er, yup - thats exactly what i'm doing........

Either a fire or an ammonia leak - hopefully neither!

:D

[GarrysPhrogg]

Good morning everyone :)

[Friar Tuck]

Morning Lynne!

Get the coffee on!

[dodgyphil]

er, yup - thats exactly what i'm doing........

Either a fire or an ammonia leak - hopefully neither!

:D


hmmmm would that life were so exciting....I'm just waiting for the truck drivers problems to start,but I think I have them pretty well trained by now!

[chimaera]

sleep whats that?..........

[bill?]

morning all. soon be going home time :D

[Bosun]

morning is that breakfast i smell?

[Peirre]

morning is that breakfast i smell?
no it jonny he`s farted again :eek: :rolleyes: ;)

[krammer]

god, some of you guys are up incredidbly early! i myself don't rise from the pit until at least 7.45 :o so to be at work for 8 i have to use a time machine ;)

[Jonnyfp]

I'm pitchin right next to you at the celtics pob...lol

[Gypsy]

better invest in a fecking canary then :D

[Jonnyfp]

I'm actually going to bed in a mo.. :o

[Sir Ewok]

My lad manages to oversleep for a 2 pm start!

[triker_gal]

Top of the mornin to ya :D

[Friar Tuck]

Mornin' all! Whose turn is it for the coffee?

[Bosun]

if i could find the kettle it would help

[Sir Ewok]

if i could find the kettle it would help

It would be better if you could find the toilet!!! :p

[Bosun]

It would be better if you could find the toilet!!! :p


arent rubber sheets great

[Mrs Reject]

You ever had that dream when yur drunk that you are desparate for the loo and yur dreaming you are on the loo and all is right with the world then you wake up suddenly and realise no you are not on the loo after all :o

[Jonnyfp]

I really wish for just one full nights kip... :mad:

[Spike]

i've forgot what one is meself.....

[Jonnyfp]

Well i'm avin a milky cuppa and a tab then i'm going to try again. :(

[Spike]

Cammomile tea helps me sometimes............

[Jonnyfp]

A spliff would sort me out right now...damn resolutions. :mad:

[fade2black]

Hi ho hi ho its off to work etc

:(

still at least its Friday

[Peirre]

Hi ho hi ho its off to work etc

:(

still at least its Friday
you should try a little 5 1/2hr drive up to glasgow to ease you into that friday feeling :mad: :(


looks like I ain`t gonna be back for tea

[Friar Tuck]

Ugh! Migraine! :(

[saxman]

'hic'.........burp :cool:

[bill?]

hello edna !

[saxman]

hi bill?..........((((((waves))))))

hows it goin mate?

[bill?]

things are fine round here, hows you?

[saxman]

great...... off to goa later today :p

:D :D :D

[technoboiler]

goodnight kiddies..xxxx :p

[bill?]

have a good time then sax see ya in a week or so.

[saxman]

2 weeks mate :D

take care.......... ;)

[Friar Tuck]

Poor Goa! Do they know what's heading their way?

Have a good one, matey!

Right! where's the bloody coffee?

*coff...cofff... huuuuurrumpphh cofff!*
*scratch bollox, and shuffle off to the kitghen!*

Going for a fag!

[Friar Tuck]

*Mutter,Mutter, lazy fekkers! no-one up!*
*Coff, coff, puffs on fags, scratches bollox, shuffles off to kitchen to put on kettle!*
*strange thought occurring, anyone tried wearing a kettle?*
*Mutter, mutter, mumble, mumble, coff, coff!*

[Spike]

Milk an 2 sugers in my coffee please

[STEViE]

Jus' noticed the time. No, sorry, it's too late tonite/this mornin' to be doin' this. Goodnite all.

[Spike]

night..... :)

[triker_gal]

get to bed you lot :p

[bill?]

ey up TG, did you visit Poo today ?

[Spike]

but im already in bed :o

[Jonnyfp]

Ere we go... :mad:

[Strider]

Ere we go , ere we goooooooooooooooa

Sure you dont want me as lead singer???

[Sir Ewok]

Hi guys Not long in from work.....

[Friar Tuck]

*coff, coff, belch, fart, scratch bollox, shuffle off towards kitchen!*

[Bosun]

where the bikes MOT certificate is?


its in for service today


scrabbles under desk

[Bosun]

usefull hint...



tooo much lemonade, the stuff from the multipump, gives you gut ache in the morning

[Sir Ewok]

That's because chilled drinks absorb more CO2 than warm drinks, when they hit your stomach the gas is liberated and you fill with gas giving you gut ache.

[Jonnyfp]

Hey feckin ho... :(

[triker_gal]

anyone want a baseball bat ???

[Jonnyfp]

Why?

has that little feck come back??

[triker_gal]

Why?

has that little feck come back??
huh ?? what little feck ?

[Sir Ewok]

A certain 14" dickhead......

[Friar Tuck]

Morning TG!

Get the kettle on!

[triker_gal]

Ok, now I'm totally lost :confused:

[triker_gal]

Morning TG!

Get the kettle on!
I'll get the kettle on, if you pour me a pint ;) :D

[Friar Tuck]

Fair do's! Will a very large Bacardi do?

[triker_gal]

Fair do's! Will a very large Bacardi do?
Bacardi ???? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Blood ya git lol :D or is too early in the morning for ya ? :p

[Friar Tuck]

You sure you aint been at me already? I feel drained!

[triker_gal]

You sure you aint been at me already? I feel drained!
what you need is a good hearty breakfast






















and no, I aint cooking it lol :p

[Friar Tuck]

Bugger! I'll have to go and have a fag then!

[triker_gal]

aaahhhh the perfect breakfast - a dozen fags and 10 cups of coffee :D

[Friar Tuck]

Ya got it! Coming up!

[Bosun]

ii had a lie in today... lovely... off for coffee now :)

[triker_gal]

.....still awake :(

[Jonnyfp]

I managed kip.. :) unbroken too. :) :)