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saxman
25-01-2005, 08:43 PM
debate:-

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Can you cry under water?

What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.

Miss Demeanour
25-01-2005, 08:56 PM
Why is an Orange orange, but a Lemon is yellow?

Dougie
25-01-2005, 09:02 PM
Who's the bright spark that named a reading disability "DYSLEXIA"? :eek:

bunbag
26-01-2005, 04:04 PM
Why is there only one monopoly commission :confused:

Jay
26-01-2005, 04:13 PM
Do you still own everything you throw away?

Huw Beer Monster
26-01-2005, 04:18 PM
Who do the Joneses keep up with?

Mrs Reject
26-01-2005, 04:23 PM
*Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.*

Because they don't want to see your big knickers, anyway stop it now, my brain hurts :D

fade2black
26-01-2005, 05:04 PM
What is the speed of darkness?

It is obviously half of the inverse square root of the speed of light cubed

Jay
26-01-2005, 05:16 PM
What is the speed of darkness?

It is obviously half of the inverse square root of the speed of light cubed


Aah don't feel silly but thats a common misconception F2B. :D

sprintbint
26-01-2005, 07:47 PM
Who do the Joneses keep up with?



Ourselves :D

krammer
26-01-2005, 07:58 PM
what exactly does care in the community mean?

how come a 'life' sentance is only a few years?
sell by dates, whats wrong with yer nose?
why do you have to wear a hard hat when working on a roof?