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GarrysPhrogg
25-01-2005, 07:02 PM
Close your eyes.....And go back in time.... Before the Internet, before DVD. Before semi-automatics machine guns, joyriders and booze... Before SEGA or Super Nintendo... Way back....

I'm talking about Hide and Seek in the park. The corner shop, Hopscotch, butterscotch, skipping, handstands, football with an old can, Bulldog, Beano, Twinkle and Roly Poly, Hula Hoops, jumping in enormous puddles, Building dams. The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass. Bazooka Joe bubble gum.
An ice cream cone on a warm summer night from the van that plays a tune - 99's, screwballs or a cider lolly.

Wait......Watching Saturday Morning cartoons...short commercials, The Double Deckers, Road Runner, He-Man, Captain Caveman, Swapshop, and Why Don't You.Staying up late for Starskey and Hutch or Minder. When around the corner seemed far away, and going into town seemed like going somewhere.

A million mosquito bites, wasp and bee stings. Sticky fingers. Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians. Zorro. Climbing trees, building igloos out of tiny amounts of snow. Walking to school, no matter what the weather. Running till you were out of breath. Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt.
Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights. Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for the giggles.

Being tired from playing... Remember that?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
Football cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

I'm not finished just yet...

Eating raw jelly, orange squash, ice pops.
Remember when.. There were two types of trainers - girls and boys.
Dunlop Green Flash and the only time you wore them at school, was for "gym."
You knew everyone in your street - and so did your parents!
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas eve.
When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.
When 25p was decent pocket money.
When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for 10p.
When nearly everyone's mum was at home when the kids got there from School.
It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents.
When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or use him to carry groceries and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
When being sent to the head's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home.

Didn't that feel good? Just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that!

Remember when....

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly".
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was germs, and the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to one.
It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.
Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a catapult.
Nobody was prettier than your Mum.
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
Taking drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin.
Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dare".
Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!!
Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life...

I DOUBLE-DARE YA!!!

Rabid1
25-01-2005, 07:08 PM
Reading that has brought back so many memories. Not all good at the time but when you look back they were for the right reasons. :rolleyes:

Spike
25-01-2005, 07:23 PM
Tiswas was the only reason to get up on sat mornings !! :D

GarrysPhrogg
25-01-2005, 07:24 PM
Well it does make me cry when i read it, but Im a girly and all those things I did with a group of pals one of which was a lad "Jimmy" just lived across the path from me, we were like brother and sister, shared "almost everything" well were only 10 when we became best buds and I was 16 when I last saw him, 18 when I saw his mum and she was telling me how he was in the navy and how proud she was, and now I find out he died about 3 yrs ago in an RTA

krammer
25-01-2005, 07:29 PM
i can remember going out for my first meal (is that sad?) and it was scampi and chips which seemed quite exotic at the time. as for the tartare sauce.......

RedRobbie
25-01-2005, 07:39 PM
One thing missing from your list.

































WHITE DOGGY. (hard white lumps of dog shet)

GarrysPhrogg
25-01-2005, 07:44 PM
One thing missing from your list.

WHITE DOGGY. (hard white lumps of dog shet)

RRoOfFkLllroooFFLllLll LLLLLLLLLrrrOOFFLLLLLLLL

Did you ever pick it up thinking it was that chalky stuff you could draw on the pavement with ? my sister did and i did piss myself laughing

sprintbint
25-01-2005, 07:46 PM
You forgot Saturday morning pictures, there was usaully a cowboy film on..then afterwards getting a bag of chips (with onion vinegar of course) on the way home.

Rabid1
25-01-2005, 07:47 PM
Saturday morning pictures and a lucky bag and coconut tobacco

Jim
25-01-2005, 07:48 PM
Lynne you've been overdosing on nostalgia again.
C'mon snap out of it.
Back to the real world.
There you go you see, the grimness of real life returns !




Hmmm, maybe your right,can I come and live on your planet its not nice on this one anymore.

Dougie
25-01-2005, 07:51 PM
YAY!Lucky bags! :D






God they were crap!

Still kept buying 'em tho'!

krammer
25-01-2005, 07:56 PM
remember them flying saucer things with the sherbert inside? :)

Spike
25-01-2005, 07:57 PM
cherry lips an foam bananana's......

sprintbint
25-01-2005, 07:59 PM
Black jacks and fruit salads, also the toffee bars that would last an age...

bunbag
25-01-2005, 08:11 PM
lucky tatties. Mind they used to break your teeth but it had a plastic car in side that made it worth it.

Fran
25-01-2005, 09:36 PM
i can remember going out for my first meal (is that sad?) and it was scampi and chips which seemed quite exotic at the time. as for the tartare sauce.......
The classy thing to order when I first went out to restaurants was....
Prawn cocktail steak & chips blackforest gataux

All washed down with a pint of cider & babycham... :p

Fran
25-01-2005, 09:39 PM
Memories....when I was 15.....I was seeing the gorgeous guy who lived across the road from me......then he heard about it....broke my binoculars & closed his bedroom curtains..... :D :D :D

Shep
25-01-2005, 09:55 PM
.....hide and seek around the village, 20 kids spread over 4 square miles... :o
....Fry's Five Boys Chocolate..... :o
....when kids could wander for miles and hours without worry.... :o




It's not like that now cuz we let it get not like that. :(





Virtual hide and seek, anyone?

RedRobbie
25-01-2005, 10:14 PM
RRoOfFkLllroooFFLllLll LLLLLLLLLrrrOOFFLLLLLLLL

Did you ever pick it up thinking it was that chalky stuff you could draw on the pavement with ? my sister did and i did piss myself laughing

Unfortunatly yes I did write with the stuff. I stopped once i learnt what it is and havnt touched it for weeks now.

I loved my lumber jacket, polyvelt shoes and making slides on ice down the middle of the road , that was when we had proper winters.

Freak
25-01-2005, 11:01 PM
01, if you're outside London, 811 80 55 :o

Born2bVile
26-01-2005, 02:06 AM
The first Marvel comic at 5p being expensive. (I still bought it, wish I still had it)

Spangles, space dust and the ever popular 'penny tray' (nuf said)

A thrupenny bit per week for sweetie money (stick four 20p's together to recreate this coin).

Free school milk (hoping you didn't get the bottle full of lumpy bits).

Exams that actually meant something (ie where 90% of the score wasn't down to spelling your name right).

All I need is the slippers and I'm a right grumpy old git........

Cheers,

Byrnie.

Sir Ewok
26-01-2005, 03:12 AM
Free cod liver oil capsules to go with the mini bottle of milk.
Jublies, those triangular wax cartoned frozen lollies.
Two penn'orth of batter bits.
Collecting Bottles for the deposit (and climbing the off-licence wall to pinch them)
Collecting newspapers for salvage.
Fish and chips wrapped in newspaper and carried home unser your coat to keep you warm.
Unheated bedrooms and coal ranges
Basketball boots, plimsolls for the poor (now a fashion statement)
Vandalising derelict houses and climbing up onto the roofs.
Exploring bombsites and scrumping in old orchards.
Hipster trousers
Sausages, chops and peas, a specialty sweet shaped like the genuine articles.
Fruit creams, made of pure sugar and slowly dissolve in your mouth.
Beechams chewing gum machines (used to spend the penny for the church collection plate on gum and skip church)
Health and Efficiency "read" behind the bike sheds.
Kielkraft balsa aircraft models powered by elastic bands
Those magnifying glasses you could get to hang over your black and white telly screen (and the later ones that were supposed to allow you to see in colour)
The Eagle comic with Dan dare and the red glasses so you could read the secret code (learnt how to do it without by tuning out all the other colours)
Please Mr. Crocodile, queenie, queenie who's got the ball and many other childrens games we played.
pretending to "swim" in the paddling pool by laying down in the water and walking on your hands.
Carts made from prams and scooters with ball bearing wheels ( my old man made scooters for half the kids in the neighbourhood.) You could hear them clattering over the paving slabs all day long and you could hammer bottle caps in the front to make racing numbers or names.

God if Ewokandtuck hadn't patented all these things, we would all still be doing them. Kids today get a fortune in pocket money and they're bored. We made do with feck all and had a great time.

:D :D :D

andy_k
15-01-2006, 01:37 AM
Double boing

Grav
15-01-2006, 01:49 AM
nitty nora, the bug explorer.....

Jim
15-01-2006, 01:53 AM
Free cod liver oil capsules to go with the mini bottle of milk.
Jublies, those triangular wax cartoned frozen lollies.
Two penn'orth of batter bits.
Collecting Bottles for the deposit (and climbing the off-licence wall to pinch them)
Collecting newspapers for salvage.
Fish and chips wrapped in newspaper and carried home unser your coat to keep you warm.
Unheated bedrooms and coal ranges
Basketball boots, plimsolls for the poor (now a fashion statement)
Vandalising derelict houses and climbing up onto the roofs.
Exploring bombsites and scrumping in old orchards.
Hipster trousers
Sausages, chops and peas, a specialty sweet shaped like the genuine articles.
Fruit creams, made of pure sugar and slowly dissolve in your mouth.
Beechams chewing gum machines (used to spend the penny for the church collection plate on gum and skip church)
Health and Efficiency "read" behind the bike sheds.
Kielkraft balsa aircraft models powered by elastic bands
Those magnifying glasses you could get to hang over your black and white telly screen (and the later ones that were supposed to allow you to see in colour)
The Eagle comic with Dan dare and the red glasses so you could read the secret code (learnt how to do it without by tuning out all the other colours)
Please Mr. Crocodile, queenie, queenie who's got the ball and many other childrens games we played.
pretending to "swim" in the paddling pool by laying down in the water and walking on your hands.
Carts made from prams and scooters with ball bearing wheels ( my old man made scooters for half the kids in the neighbourhood.) You could hear them clattering over the paving slabs all day long and you could hammer bottle caps in the front to make racing numbers or names.

God if Ewokandtuck hadn't patented all these things, we would all still be doing them. Kids today get a fortune in pocket money and they're bored. We made do with feck all and had a great time.

:D :D :D



I hate to tell you this mate...................




but this makes you older than my mum and dad !!!!!!!!!

evlcatnw
15-01-2006, 01:57 AM
i feel better now lol

25p pocket money??? i was lucky to get 2p lol

i feel young now - thanks guys

btw i am a newbie, not a troll but i ride a cute bloke whenever i can (be arsed lol), got a bandit 400v (j reg) for playing wiv and reg mcn postie but its just too slow at this time of nite

bloke playing poker and i'm bored lol

Grav
15-01-2006, 02:05 AM
Wot you doin up at this time. If anyone needs beauty sleep, you do :p
Having a laugh on this here forum while the children are playing out. I need lots of beauty sleep but never get any, hence my uglyness. :D