Songs that make you go AAAAAARRGGGHHH!

[Friar Tuck]

You can thank Garrysphrogg for this! (The bitch!:) ) Seeing as Ive been wandering around all day having Joe Jackson ringing in my head:-

"It's different for girls...It's all the same! It's all the same!" Aaaaaarghh!

Well revenge is mine!

" Never wanna give you up" la, la, la, la, laa!

Courtesy of Rick Astley!

*Why is it all those songs you hate you can only remember the chorus or part of it? My absolute, absolute hate song is:-

"I am sailing, I am SAILING!!!!"
"Stormy Waters, to be near yoooo! To be freeee!"

Sheesh! :( *

[defarter]

Mistletoe and wine Cliff fecking Richard :eek: :eek: :eek:

[saxman]

i will walk 500 miles
and i will walk 500 more
to be the man who walked
1000 miles to your front door


the proclaimers


yeeeeeeeuuuuck

[Shep]

Riding back from the Gallybagger a couple of years ago, I kept singing 'fly me to the moon' at every traffic light, junction, level crossing, etc.
The people I was with were ready to lynch me by the time we got to Newbury. :D

Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars,
Let me know what spring is like, on Jupiter and Mars,
De doop de do, dah dah dah, de doop ....



I can be quite annoying. ;)

[kitkatman]

birdie song... bad acid trip...i'm going back to the docs :eek: :rolleyes:

[kitkatman]

also hot on the agenda......
tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree..

squirrels now scare me!!! :confused: :p

[Jonnyfp]

I would do the whole elvis thang if i had a gun and Shaka demus and pliers, London beat, KLF and Nelson where playin on the radio :mad: :mad:

'would i lie to you baby, would i lie to you babe yeah yeah yeah..'

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFF!!!!

[RedRobbie]

Aga do do do


sorry that was unnecessary

[Dougie]

Most poxy bloody disco songs!


And ANYTHING by Good feckin' Charlotte! :mad:

[wegit]

Yesterday by the Beatles gets in my head. Once there I can't shift it

[defarter]

Yesterday by the Beatles gets in my head. Once there I can't shift it


Its not unusual........................................... ..........Tom Jones :D

[Jimbob]

Geri Halliwell's complete back catalogue!

Why she gets so much press is beyond me and makes me so feckin' angry. :mad: ................Happy thoughts must go to my happy place...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Thats better, all is calm :)

[Jonnyfp]

I would do the whole elvis thang if i had a gun and Shaka demus and pliers, London beat, KLF and Nelson where playin on the radio :mad: :mad:

'would i lie to you baby, would i lie to you babe yeah yeah yeah..'

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFF!!!!


AAAAGHH!! FUCK OFF NNNGGGGHH!!! :mad: :mad:

[Rogue Monkey]

I will survive! :p

[STEViE]

i will walk 500 miles
and i will walk 500 more
to be the man who walked
1000 miles to your front door


the proclaimers


yeeeeeeeuuuuck

Oi !!
I resemble that remark.

You are so fecked now.


I am gonna play that song outside your tent on a Saturday mornin' at a rally with as many folks as will join in. :D


Mwah ha ha ha ha !!!!

[defarter]

Oi !!
I resemble that remark.

You are so fecked now.


I am gonna play that song outside your tent on a Saturday mornin' at a rally with as many folks as will join in. :D


Mwah ha ha ha ha !!!!


Stevie's just been banned from every rally in the country :D

[Freak]

Was at a party one night just down the road from where I live when a very very sexy young lady was singing a certain song from a well known film. The following day I was flat out on me zx10 with the songs chorus on repeat in me head.





















Oh you chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang we love you
:o :o :o

[Jim]

Two little boys had two little toys............



Altogether now !

[Qwyplain Dhark]

each had a wooden horese
gayley they played each summers day, warriors both of course
one little chap than had a mishap
broke off his horses head
cried for hiis toy
then cried for joy as his young playmate said....
"Do you think i would leave you crying as theres room on my horse for two...........................................




now how about
"She wore red feathers and a hoola hoola skirt
she lived on just cocounuts
and fish from the sea......


from london to lincoln all the blooody way :eek:

[pingusprogressed]

2 little boyas
ooh one of my faves can we do it as a round please





all together now........

[Rogue Monkey]

Two little boys had two little toys............



Altogether now !
Top SONG! :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

Top SONG! :rolleyes:


Geezer we need to talk.. :confused:

[Rogue Monkey]

Puff tha MAgic dragon! Rools! :o

[GarrysPhrogg]

arrgghhh you are all evil

in True Mr Chaz style *fingers in ears, not listening, not listening, lah lah lah* :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

Judy in disguise, well that's what you are
Lemonade pies with a brand new car
Cantalope eyes come to me tonight
Judy in disguise, with glasses

Keep a-wearing your bracelets and your new rara
Cross your hear-yah-with your live in bra
Chimney sweep sparrow with guise
Judy in disguise, with glasses

Come to me tonight, come to me tonight
Taking everything in sight
Except for the strings on my kite

Judy in disguise, hey that's what you are
Lemonade pie, hey got your brand new car
Cantalope eyes come to me tonight
Judy in disguise, with glasses

Come to me tonight, come to me tonight
Taking everything in sight, except for the strings to my kite

(Oh, Uh oh, Uhhh)
Judy in disguise, what you aiming for
A circus of a-horrors, yea yea, well that's what you are
You made me a life of ashes
I guess I'll just take your glasses


Loving these oldies at the moment but cant get them out of me bloody head, but this Judy in disguise just makes me wanna dance yyyaaaaayyyyyyyyy

[Friar Tuck]

arrgghhh you are all evil

in True Mr Chaz style *fingers in ears, not listening, not listening, lah lah lah* :D
YEEEESSSS!

DA! DA! DA!
DA! DA! DA!

(You know the one! Don't know the "Artist"!)

Electric Avenue! By Eddie Grant!

Oh, revenge is sweet!

*runs off singing "She wore a teensy, weeny, tiny, yellow polka dot bikini!"
Clubbing everyone with a big foam rubber mallet!*

He ,he, he, ha,ha, ha! I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me!

HEELPPP! MATRON I NEED MEDICATION, AND BADLY! GET THE UNIFORM AND GIANT CROCADILE CLIPS READY!

Nnnnnnggggghhhhhhhhh!

[Friar Tuck]

Matron says:-

I would like to apologise for the previous thread! FT will be back to normal once corrective treatment has been administered.

[Freak]

Matron says:-

I would like to apologise for the previous thread! FT will be back to normal once corrective treatment has been administered.

Normal???? :confused:

:D :D :D

[mr.chaz]

Da, da, da, da , da , da, da, dah..
Da, da, da, da, da, ,da, da, da, dah...
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dah..
Da. da, da, da, da, daaaahhhhhhhhhh........





I LOVE YOU BABAY!!!!
la,lal,lal,lal,lal,lah

I NEED YOU BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!
la,lal,lal,lal,lal,lah

TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAY..........

OH PRETTY BABAY !!!!!!!

la,lal,lal,lal,lal,lah...



I'm just too good to be true....
Can't take your eyes offa me..
I feel like heaven to touch...
Ooooh you want to hold me so much.....

Dooh , doo , dooh , doo , dooh ,dooh , dooh ,dooh..
Dooh , doo, dooh , doo , dooh , dooh , dooh , dooh........

YOU LOVE ME BABAY!!!!
la,lal,lal,lal,lal,lah....

YOU NEED ME BABAY!!!!
dah,dah,dah,dah,dah,dahhhh... :p

[Huw Beer Monster]

All together now....

Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair
And a dress cut down to there
She would Merengue
And do the Cha-Cha
And, while she tried to be a star
Tony always tended bar
Across the crowded floor
They worked from eight to four
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
At the Copa, Copacabana
Music and passion
Were always the fashion
At the Copa
They fell in love ...

*vomit*

[ninjagal600]

Hello John gotta a new motor....Hello John gotta a new motor...alexi sayle.


or


That reet petite song ....fecking did my head in.

[Jonnyfp]

Puff tha MAgic dragon! Rools! :o



I god yes, i see our chat has blessed you with class my friend.. :D

....lived by the sea tra laa laa aaa...

[Gypsy]

im worried that you feckers know all the lyrics to these :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Your just too old gypsy...noggin the nog you prefer..lol

or muffin the mule...fnarr fnarr... :D

[technoboiler]

high on a hill stood a lonely goat herd,

yodaleilee yodaleliee yodalleheighlyeeeeeee hoooooooo :p

[Strider]

d. I. V. O. R. C. E.

[pingusprogressed]

just whistle the theme to Bewitched once in the morning and it'll get stuck in yer head

[krammer]

god save our gracious queen
long live our noble queen
god save our queen
na na na na.... apologies to any monarchists!

[defarter]

Just thought you'd like all the words to this one :D

Somethings just won't go away :eek: :eek: :eek:


Shaddap You Face
verse
When I was a boy, just about-a eighth-a grade,
mama used to say, don't-a stay out late,
with the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool,
gonna flunk-a school.
Boy, it make-a me sick, all the things I gotta do.
can't-a getta no kicks, always gotta follow rules,
boy, it make-a me sick, just-a make a lousy bucks,
I gotta feel like a fool. and mama used to say
chorus
What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad.
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.
verse
Soon-a come-a day, gonna be-a big-a star,
Gonna make a movies, buy a nice-a car,
but still-a be myself, I'm-a never change a thing,
always dance and sing. cause I remember mama used to say
chorus
What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

chorus
What'sa matta you, hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad.
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.

[Zeek]

FECKIN ................Karma chameleon...........& that feckin lizard......wheres me gun.........KABOOOOOOOM...................

[memnoch]

'I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves....etc etc etc..'

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[defarter]

The Millennium Prayer - Cliff Richard :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[mr.chaz]

*romantic mode on *
This one's for the layydees:


I been alone with you inside my mind....
and in my head I've kissed your lips... a thousand times.
I've often seen you pass outside my door....
Hello....
Is it me you f*cking whore?


I can see it in your eyes...
I can see it in your smile...
You're all I ever wanted...
My arse is open wide...
Cos you know just what to say..
and you know just what to dooo..
and I want to tell you so much....
Go f*ck you!!!!

[Music and lyrics , Lionel Richie. Additional lyrics and metal remix - Mr.Chaz Music]

[wegit]

Oh Chaz, your such a ladies man

[mr.chaz]

well.. the girls , the girls they all luv me...
Yeah , the girls , the girls they all luve me.


Zig and Zag.
How the f*ck did that get in the charts?

[mr.chaz]

No seriously ...
do you want to know the secret to good sex?
Punch them out first!

It's true I tell ya! :eek:

[wegit]

Zig and Zag.
How the f*ck did that get in the charts?
Oh you rotten bugger........Just when I had forgotten about them, you have to go and dig them up again

[technoboiler]

No seriously ...
do you want to know the secret to good sex?
Punch them out first!

It's true I tell ya! :eek:
you need a trip to the north east to learn sum life matey! :rolleyes:

[mr.chaz]

you need a trip to the north east to learn sum life matey! :rolleyes:

Spent a lot of time in the North East in my early formative years!

Unfortunately , it's the girls that knock the fellas out first there!


you asked for that one matey :eek:

[GarrysPhrogg]

Spent a lot of time in the North East in my early formative years!

Unfortunately , it's the girls that knock the fellas out first there!


you asked for that one matey :eek:

PMSL, If you look around Darlington late at night on a weekend you can see women beating the blokes up cos they won't shag em LOL
Well would you shag someone with a chav fringe, size 20 jeans, arse hanging out, hairy bum, tash, two brown fingers from smoking rollies LOL LOL

[mr.chaz]

Well would you shag someone with a chav fringe, size 20 jeans, arse hanging out, hairy bum, tash, two brown fingers from smoking rollies LOL LOL

Can you collect phone numbers for me......? :eek:

[Jim]

PMSL, If you look around Darlington late at night on a weekend you can see women beating the blokes up cos they won't shag em LOL
Well would you shag someone with a chav fringe, size 20 jeans, arse hanging out, hairy bum, tash, two brown fingers from smoking rollies LOL LOL
Ahh, quality women !

[Friar Tuck]

Hey Baby I'm your Telephone man!
I can put it in your bedroom,
I can put in your hall!
you can have it with a ring,
and you're really good,
You can have a ding-a-ling!

Hey La li La li, Hey la li la li!

Get it any way you can!

* I got out *

[saxman]

Oi !!
I resemble that remark.

You are so fecked now.


I am gonna play that song outside your tent on a Saturday mornin' at a rally with as many folks as will join in. :D


Mwah ha ha ha ha !!!!

and without your beard you would look like a proclaimer too
:p



muuuhahahahahaha

[memnoch]

*Sings*

'I'm on my way, I'm on my way from misery to happiness today..

UH HUH (uh huh) UH HUH (uh huh) UH HUH

I'm on my way, I'm on my way from misery to happiness today...

UH HUH (uh huh) UH HUH (uh huh) UH HUH...'

ETC ETC ETC

[Friar Tuck]

Da, da, da, da , da , da, da, dah..
Da, da, da, da, da, ,da, da, da, dah...
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dah..
Da. da, da, da, da, daaaahhhhhhhhhh........





I LOVE YOU BABAY!!!!
la,lal,lal,lal,lal,lah

I NEED YOU BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!
la,lal,lal,lal,lal,lah

TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAY..........

OH PRETTY BABAY !!!!!!!

la,lal,lal,lal,lal,lah...



I'm just too good to be true....
Can't take your eyes offa me..
I feel like heaven to touch...
Ooooh you want to hold me so much.....

Dooh , doo , dooh , doo , dooh ,dooh , dooh ,dooh..
Dooh , doo, dooh , doo , dooh , dooh , dooh , dooh........

YOU LOVE ME BABAY!!!!
la,lal,lal,lal,lal,lah....

YOU NEED ME BABAY!!!!
dah,dah,dah,dah,dah,dahhhh... :p

You is a DEAD MAN!

Fucking Andy Williams!

And That other one!

La,la, laa, la, la, laa, la la laa la laa!
Lal la laa la laa!
Watch the girls, watch the boys, watch the girls go round!
Girls go round!
Laa la laa la laa!

FEKKK ORFF!

[mr.chaz]

You is a DEAD MAN!

Fucking Andy Williams!

And That other one!

La,la, laa, la, la, laa, la la laa la laa!
Lal la laa la laa!
Watch the girls, watch the boys, watch the girls go round!
Girls go round!
Laa la laa la laa!

FEKKK ORFF!

I LUVS YA BABAY...
lalalalalala

Listen....
i cud be wrong....
(p'bly am)
I always thought that was by Frankie Valli ( outa the Four Seasons)
????????
anyone?yes???
no?
yes?
no?
dust?

[Tom-madbiker]

oooo-weee
chirpy chirpy cheeep cheeeeep
chirpy chirpy cheep cheeep cheeeeeep :eek: :eek: :eek:

[TaxiDave]

You sad, sad load of bastids.

All I know is that ................

......... " I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts "

[kitkatman]

i went to see a witch doctor and this is what he said, da da da
i went to see a witch doctor and this is what he said
ohh hee oh ha ha, bing bang, wol alola ding dong
ohh hee ohh la la, won won wonna wonnabing bang,

if i went to see my doctor and he started spouting that out, i would kindly kick him in the conkers!!!

[Friar Tuck]

Now you're just making that up!

Aren't you? :eek:

[Spike]

the bands called the Cartoons, they did release it, and it was on top of the pops :D

[Dougie]

I remember that,although Feck knows I've tried to forget...........SWINE!

[wegit]

Just tried to find the song on Google but no luck !!



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[Miss Demeanour]

All together now...

A-wimba-wey, A-wimba-wey, A-wimba-wey, A-wimba-wey, A-wimba-wey, A-wimba-wey, A-wimba-wey, A-wimba-wey... *ooooooohooooooohoooooooOOOOOOoooooohooooooooooumu mbawey...*
In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight...


Not with that racket, mateyboy...

[Jonnyfp]

The one my workmate hates is that Tub Thumpin one

I get knocked
but i get up again
i get knocked down
was it sumat i said?

:D

ok my own words but i quite like it..

[captaincondom]

worst ever song the darkness i beleav in a thing calld love :eek:
hate it moor than the birdy song

[Jonnyfp]

worst ever song the darkness i beleav in a thing calld love :eek:
hate it moor than the birdy song



:mad: ........

[BikerGran]

I hate everything by The Darkness! Can't imagine how they ever got to be number one or why anybody buys anything of theirs!

:confused:

[Fran]

ANYTHING by those wailing tarts Whitney Houston,Maria Carey & Celine Dion :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Jonnyfp]

I hate everything by The Darkness! Can't imagine how they ever got to be number one or why anybody buys anything of theirs!

:confused:

:mad: .. :mad: ..





:p

[Bosun]

ANYTHING by those wailing tarts Whitney Houston,Maria Carey & Celine Dion :mad: :mad: :mad:
"my heart will go on" " i shal;l always love you" and errrrrr too awful to think of

justifyable homiside