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Jonnyfp
24-01-2005, 07:58 PM
I just been reading thru some of the insults.

some are quite brilliant.. :D

grav had his knob surgically removed as it was deemed surplus to requirements


:D
krammer
24-01-2005, 08:01 PM
I just been reading thru some of the insults.

some are quite brilliant.. :D it really is something when you can trade in the most horrendous of insults with a big grin on yer face though don't you think ya wanker :D
wegit
24-01-2005, 08:03 PM
It is good to able to insult someone, their family, pets, eating habits, sexual preferences etc without risking a smack in the gob (espeically Franhttp://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif)

Some get quite rude but all meant in jest http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif
saxman
24-01-2005, 08:04 PM
I just been reading thru some of the insults.

some are quite brilliant.. :D




:D


eg

jonny fucks pigs
:D
Grav
24-01-2005, 08:05 PM
and not forgetting the humourously brilliant

Jonny fucks sheep
:D
wegit
24-01-2005, 08:07 PM
and the old....

...sheep fuck Grav
RedRobbie
24-01-2005, 08:24 PM
i like ......
wegit bums his postman
Fran
24-01-2005, 08:38 PM
It took you guys a while to be as nasty to me as I was to you but I'm honoured to be one of the boys :D
Grav
24-01-2005, 08:43 PM
Jay secretly wishes he was welsh

One of mine and probably true. :D
defarter
24-01-2005, 08:43 PM
[QUOTE=Fran]It took you guys a while to be as nasty to me as I was to you but I'm honoured to be one of the boys


I thought you was a boy :eek: :D


Sorry wrong thread :o ;)
wegit
24-01-2005, 09:44 PM
It took you guys a while to be as nasty to me as I was to you but I'm honoured to be one of the boys :D
Your reputation preceeds you http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif
Fran
24-01-2005, 10:20 PM
[QUOTE=Fran]It took you guys a while to be as nasty to me as I was to you but I'm honoured to be one of the boys


I thought you was a boy :eek: :D


Sorry wrong thread :o ;)
Just checking it out in the mirror......definatley a girl
defarter
24-01-2005, 10:28 PM
Canna awnser that one in this thread :D :D :D ;)
Jonnyfp
24-01-2005, 11:59 PM
My ex went to the docs and complained that her box was too big.
The doctor said ah don't worry it looks fine to me, look its just perspective when you get home put a mirror on the floor squat over it and see for ya self..

She did just that, got home put the dressin mirror on the floor and squatted over it..
Theres me walkin up the stairs i walk in see what the fug shes doin, take a runnin jump grab her and throw her to the bed!!
She exclaims WTF you think your doing???

I say...think ya self lucky you nearly fell down that mahooosive hole in the floor.
Friar Tuck
25-01-2005, 06:59 AM
Too many in thread to say which is best! there all pretty good! Especially all them one's about Wegit! And Saxman! and Defarter! And Fran! And Dougie! and Jay, And Taxidave, and Grav, and......................
Mrs Reject
25-01-2005, 08:43 AM
Well here's a real dark secret - I actually dreamt about Friar Tuck last night, in the way of dreams I don't remember all of it but there was a lot of running involved and I woke up exhausted!!!! :) :eek:
defarter
25-01-2005, 09:37 AM
Well here's a real dark secret - I actually dreamt about Friar Tuck last night, in the way of dreams I don't remember all of it but there was a lot of running involved and I woke up exhausted!!!! :) :eek:



Was it a dream or a nightmare :D :D
TaxiDave
25-01-2005, 10:04 AM
Well here's a real dark secret - I actually dreamt about Friar Tuck last night, in the way of dreams I don't remember all of it but there was a lot of running involved and I woke up exhausted!!!! :) :eek:


Funny that, a lot of women run away from Friar Tuck, unless of course you were chasing him, and there's a real need for you to see a shrink!
Jay
25-01-2005, 10:24 AM
One of mine and probably true. :D

Don't do it Grav, I had you on a pedestal for finding me camera but I can take that all away again and you'll just be another average Gaylord.
Jay
25-01-2005, 10:28 AM
"technoboiler has chaffe marks on her inner thighs........because they rub on her ears so often"

I know it was mine but it even made me laugh!
technoboiler
25-01-2005, 11:20 AM
"technoboiler has chaffe marks on her inner thighs........because they rub on her ears so often"

I know it was mine but it even made me laugh!
YEH,,,,GOOD AINT I,,,,HOW DID U KNOW lol :p
Jonnyfp
25-01-2005, 01:11 PM
How can a brummie say that ????

If krammer's mother and father got divorced, would they still be brother and sister? http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

(Sorry to all other Brummies)

You gonna burn boy...yeeehaaa you sure got a puuuurdy mouth!! :D
defarter
25-01-2005, 02:22 PM
[Posted by Jay] defarter asked me why I am so fat, I told him that it's because everytime I shag his missus, she gives me a biscuit! :D



I'll give you as many biscuit as yer want mate if it keeps her of my back :D :D :D
wegit
25-01-2005, 04:26 PM
You gonna burn boy...yeeehaaa you sure got a puuuurdy mouth!! :D
Maybe, but it WAS funny http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif
Jonnyfp
25-01-2005, 05:53 PM
http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

here again!!!! :D
Friar Tuck
25-01-2005, 08:48 PM
Well here's a real dark secret - I actually dreamt about Friar Tuck last night, in the way of dreams I don't remember all of it but there was a lot of running involved and I woke up exhausted!!!! :) :eek:

AAwwwww! Shucks! :o