Hello

[Strider]

Hello everyone, I'm new to the site.

Hows it going everyone? :)

[Shep]

Yo dude, welcome. :)
You don't have to be mad to post here, but you soon will be.

Is the bar open? That'll be a pint of worst bitter, please. :D

[Friar Tuck]

Evening Strider. Welcome to the Fluffy Bunny Club!

It's customery to buy everyone a drink, and become a member of the Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane and other ancillery services, for which you give all your worldly possessions (preferrably cash!) and body and soul!

Mine's a pint of Merrydown!

Cheers!

[Strider]

And how would one apply for this Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane?

Does it involve taking my clothes off and asking women to lie down and think of England? :eek: Cos if it doesnt, I might have to think hard about joining.

In the meantime the bar is completely open and just go get what you want !!

[krammer]

well hello there strider, welcome to this place. pay absolutely no attention to anything ewokandtuck try to sell you! they are registered in liberia and make fortunes out of the unwary. :D

[wegit]

And how would one apply for this Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane?
You already have by registering, you should have read the terms a little better http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon7.gif

Pint of beer with a JD chaser please

[Spike]

welcome !!
Mug of tea please, just got off bike an fingers still numb !!

[Fran]

And how would one apply for this Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane?


Don't worry you won't have to find them...they'll find you!
Welcome to the nuthouse...I'll have a tequila & benelyn. :p

[Freak]

Welcome in, Oh and if you are looking for a way out you'll find all exits are locked, from the outside :eek:

Got any Hob Goblin??

[Jonnyfp]

well hello there strider, welcome to this place. pay absolutely no attention to anything ewokandtuck try to sell you! they are registered in liberia and make fortunes out of the unwary. :D


Yeah i've only just managed to shift them toothless pianos they flogged me..

Welcome in bud, its a good site and the folk are ok too. :D

[RedRobbie]

Well hello and ding dong

I have the nicest buttocks on this site.

[Dougie]

I have the nicest buttocks on this site.
Unfortunately RR talks through them! :D (only jokin' m8)

And greetings and well met to you,Strider!

[defarter]

Hello, a bottle of becks please :D


Watch out for saxman he likes a bit of bum :D ;)

[kitkatman]

hello i'm new 2, good ain't it !!!!!!!

[Jonnyfp]

oop sorry KKM :confused:

[Fran]

Well hello and ding dong

I have the nicest buttocks on this site and they're yours for a fiver!
Now that's what you call a warm welcome! :D

[Strider]

Well hello and ding dong

I have the nicest buttocks on this site.

Pleased to hear that, but I didnt really want to know that, but from what I've heard I beleive that saxman is partial to buttocks :)

[Fran]

Pleased to hear that, but I didnt really want to know that, but from what I've heard I beleive that saxman is partial to buttocks :)
Seen more ass than a toilet seat...apparently :D

[Jonnyfp]

Pleased to hear that, but I didnt really want to know that, but from what I've heard I beleive that saxman is partial to buttocks :)


I learnt that the hard way!!!

[RedRobbie]

Now that's what you call a warm welcome! :D


So Fran just out of curiosity.

What are your buttocks like?

[Fran]

So Fran just out of curiosity.

What are your buttocks like?

Not as near my waist as they used to be but not flapping round the back of my knees yet :D Dougie likes them anyway!

[BlackPig]

WTF is going on,more an' more of 'em !! :rolleyes:

It's a warm welcome you'd be gettin' . :D :eek:

[Rogue Monkey]

I see the same fear in your eyes that would take the heart of me!................A day may come when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship! .........A day of shattered shields, when the world of men comes CRASHING down! BUT IT WILL NOT BE THIS DAY! :D Strider ROOLS! :o

[GarrysPhrogg]

hello to all newbies

[Bosun]

allo to annuuuva