Dear Auntie Doro.....

[saxman]

Dear auntie Doro
I was once in a brass band, and we went on a world tour.
However when we got to Bermuda, we lost our triangle player.
What should we do ????????
yours

confused and befuddled from hampshire.
:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Sir Ewok]

Drs. Ewokandtuck have the answer. Write a best selling book entitled "The Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle" and allow Ewokandtuck Publishing to handle the rights and promotion of the book. We could then use Ewokandtuck Film Studios (Penge) to make a blockbuster film of the book. I could make a fortune for us........

[Gypsy]

doro says




I don't understand why you had a triangle player in a brass band

[Crofty]

I don't understand why you had a triangle player in a brass band
A HOAX! A HOAX! SHAME ON YOU!

[defarter]

"Brass Band" Where did yer lose him on the Titanic :eek:

[krammer]

this brass band then, best thing to do is weigh it in for scrap ;)

[Friar Tuck]

Sounds a load of old wind and whistle to me!

[wegit]

this brass band then, best thing to do is weigh it in for scrap ;)
They'd also weigh in the air used to power the band http://www.100-biker.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Rogue Monkey]

I suppose you could fassion a new trangle from an old clothes hanger and get some one to hit it for you! failing that how about a pair of spoons? :o i believe Tom Scott and dave sanbourn started out on the spoons! :o

[Jay]

You could Hire me, I have ringing in my ears all the time, all the time. I could do a deal with you, you - say Quart of Scrumpy per hour I say per hour!

[Qwyplain Dhark]

still cant beat a decent washboard

[Sir Ewok]

Play empty cider jars, as long as I get to empty them, flibble!

[sprintbint]

doro says




I don't understand why you had a triangle player in a brass band


I do believe doro, you appear to be having a blond moment ;)