Upright Piano!!

[Jonnyfp]

We need shot of it but if you want it you'll have to come and get it yourself.

Contact me via pm if your interested.

jonny

[Jonnyfp]

No-one wants this ere piano then? :D

[BlackPig]

You'd of thought someone round here would want to trike it wouldn't ya :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

Its well tuned..

[saxman]

Its well tuned..
what pipes has it got?

[Grav]

I cant be doing with Upright Piano's cos they are highly strung.......









Yeah, I know, I kept me coat on just in case..... :D

[saxman]

You'd of thought someone round here would want to trike it wouldn't ya :D :D

just take one wheel off......hey presto a triked piano

[TaxiDave]

You'll need it at the next forum do Jonny. You can do a nice little number called "Show me the way to go home", cos we all know that if someone doesn't show you, you'll never find your own fucking way. :D :D :D

[Jonnyfp]

Fuck off yam yam.. :D :D

[Spike]

if i had space.......

Me 1st job was fixing piano's !! Oh the memories...... :D

[Doro]

me jonny

me me me


I'll have it


thank-you


text and mail on it's way



yippeeeee






GYPSY




get us a van ordered *hee hee*




we'll make space....ooooooooooo


once got my mam to buy me a piano for £8 and it was 6 streets away and her mate trundled it to our house on a piece of wood with wheels on


only had it a few months before she sold it on for pots more money :( :(


evil nasty bitch woman (no seriously - she is..!) :(

[Gypsy]

fek she wasn't kidding :D

[Doro]

yeah n if jonny ever gets outa bed I'll be able to find out if he's still got it :eek:

[Gypsy]

he might not be able to find his way outta bed :D

[Jonnyfp]

Well i did get mislaid on the second duvet but luckily i managed to find throw. :D

goin once, twice three times the lady at the back with toon accent.

Iankyou. :D

[Doro]

yyeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh


me n me old piano....................



gypsy gotta order van now


we might even bring pinrut to bother you ha ha




btw is sunday ok for you jonny?

[Gypsy]

just one thing... how fecking heavy is this old joanna

[Jonnyfp]

Let me just ask jeeves.. :D

[Jonnyfp]

Answer by Repack Rider
Submitted on 1/18/2004
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I have been a piano mover for 25 years.

Depending on what part of the country you live in, your exterior wall may not change much in temperature, so it would not affect the piano to be on an outside wall. Home insulation is much better today than it was when these rules of thumb were compiled.

A piano will not crash through a floor that meets the most rudimentary building codes. A heavy upright piano is no heavier than four or five big guys standing together, and we never see groups of people crashing through floors.

Decks are another story. Building codes treat decks differently from inside floors, and it is easily possible to damage a deck, especially by moving a piano on its own casters. The piano won't crash completely through, but it can break one or more planks.



there ya go.. :eek:

[Gypsy]

well im glad thats that cleared up :D

[Spike]

also, if you dont get a tail lift, an old trick is to lay an old blanket in back of van, tip piano on its back, then push into van, using blanket as a "glide aid" ;)

[Friar Tuck]

'Ere Do you know the piano's on my foot?

[Jonnyfp]

I feel a whole ruck of Goon show snippets comin on..

Min.....min i'm stuck behind the piano...nerrrrr....

Which one??......nerrrr....how many have we got??

.....nerr 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ...........67 68 ...



I'm behind that one mim..

[Jonnyfp]

Why on earth are you lying on that piano..?

The grass is wet mister, don't wanna catch the plin do i? :D

[Strider]

Make a good game for a rally, smash it up!!!

[Grav]

'Ere Do you know the piano's on my foot?

No, but i know rocky mountain way. :D

[saxman]

'Ere Do you know the piano's on my foot?

no, but you hum it and i'll play it

[wegit]

I'm not posting in this thread with MY avatar...


.... BUGGER...JUST DID !!!

[kitkatman]

2 stroke or 4 stroke...

[Jonnyfp]

Well depends if your playin with one finger...oooeeeer! :D

[saxman]

so ?

do you plink or do you plonk?

[Jonnyfp]

I plead the fifth on that. :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Would that be a perfect fifth?

Me, I plead the minor third.

[Grav]

are you sure? you could hold out for a diminished seventh.......

[Jonnyfp]

Which could be the subdominance of a 7th.

[saxman]

sounds more like an augmented 9th to me :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Sax likes to blow.. :D