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Nitrowing
21-01-2005, 10:49 PM
Bought an organ (God, I know just typing that word is going to invite sanity loss..!) on ebay and won it for an absolute bargain. Delivery charge is going to £85 from Blackpool to Grimsby!
Does this sound about right or a tad expensive?
Can anyone recommend a firm?
*Dedpan*
Depends how big your organ is. :D
Nitrowing
21-01-2005, 11:00 PM
It will be a two person lift - it's a only 50cm x100cmx90cm but I think it'd be quite meaty...
Quite meaty...? How about the back of a butcher's van... :D
Nitrowing
21-01-2005, 11:07 PM
Quite meaty...? How about the back of a butcher's van... :D
That would do as long as it didn't smell a bit funny afterwards - nothing worse than a pungent organ...
You could be right.Don't want it covered in sawdust.
Maybe you could fed-ex it? :D
Freak
21-01-2005, 11:15 PM
Won it on ebay??? :eek:
You've been done matey. :(
Most organs are donated. :D
Is it one you blow?????????? :D :D
Nitrowing
21-01-2005, 11:43 PM
It blows itself - you just have to stroke it
Bosun
21-01-2005, 11:44 PM
i suppose it depends on the protective covering on said organ...
will it fit through the expected orrifices we ask?
Nitrowing
21-01-2005, 11:54 PM
Yes - I widened the rear a few years ago.
Bosun
21-01-2005, 11:58 PM
there no risk of getting you organ dirty while negotiating the rear passage is there?
Nitrowing
22-01-2005, 12:04 AM
I'll admit to not having cleaned it properly for a while but I will trim the overgrowth before arrival
GSX Hooligan
22-01-2005, 12:56 AM
cut it up into 30kg lumps and use taxidave's service, you'll never play the fucker anyway*..............
*may not be true - i dunno....
Nitrowing
22-01-2005, 01:05 AM
It's not for me to play with - my next door neighbour is 23 in 3 weeks and it's for her to play with.
GSX Hooligan
22-01-2005, 01:09 AM
dunno how much tickets would cost, but you could take the piss and get a return to blackpool and bring it home on the train with you. If you get it to grimsby station i could pick it up from there for you and drop it off (maybe literally!) s'long as im not working......
That's what you get for being over ambitious! Stick with the pocket size mouth organ.You can take it anywhere & amuse yourself for hours... :D
mr.chaz
22-01-2005, 08:25 AM
" Note to myself": Must get up earlier..... someone's already done the "mouth-organ gagg".
Damnitt!
Nitrowing
22-01-2005, 11:22 AM
So, there's no-one out there with a strong arm to help me get my organ up my own overgrown, slightly dirty, manually widened rear passage so I can surprise my next door neighbour with it's size and quality on her birthday? :confused:
Or does £85 sound like the going rate for this type of speciality? :rolleyes:
Rabid1
22-01-2005, 02:55 PM
I could surprise your 23 year old neighbour with my own organ for free on her birthday and if she wants to blow it thats alright with me as well. :D but its going nowhere near your overgrown back passage Nitowing :eek:
longhorn
22-01-2005, 05:39 PM
Bought an organ (God, I know just typing that word is going to invite sanity loss..!) on ebay and won it for an absolute bargain. Delivery charge is going to £85 from Blackpool to Grimsby!
Does this sound about right or a tad expensive?
Can anyone recommend a firm?
Have you worked out how youre going to get it out of the tower nitro :confused:
mr.chaz
22-01-2005, 06:25 PM
Why do I get visions of the Monty Python , naked organ player -arising from the ground?
Uuuuhhhh! :eek:
Why do I get visions of the Monty Python , naked organ player -arising from the ground?
Uuuuhhhh! :eek:
Coz you like that sort of thing...? :p
saxman
22-01-2005, 08:53 PM
this may help you with organ playing
http://www2.b3ta.com/crackmyknuckles/
:eek:
andy_k
15-01-2006, 01:33 AM
SO, did she enjoy playing with your organ then ? :p
evlcatnw
15-01-2006, 01:52 AM
why would anyone buy anything from blackpool???
£85 delivery.... definitely robbed
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