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RedRobbie
20-01-2005, 04:50 PM
Just got back from B&Q after buying some door furniture and you guessed it I cant find my knobs .

Any Ideas
Jay
20-01-2005, 04:52 PM
Try down the back of the radiator in the hallway - everything is always down there!
defarter
20-01-2005, 04:54 PM
When was the last time yer did see "it" :o :D
RedRobbie
20-01-2005, 05:43 PM
I thought it was hanging near to my testimonials but after a good long mope around, and i did take my time, no not there>
krammer
20-01-2005, 05:45 PM
is it near the g spot?
Fran
20-01-2005, 05:46 PM
...put a bit of cheese out you might tempt it out of hiding :p
RedRobbie
20-01-2005, 05:48 PM
I t got somewhere close to the avaries. Theres always a cockortoo around there. but not my knob
Bosun
20-01-2005, 05:50 PM
had it got a ring in it?

maybe a metal detector will help?
mr.chaz
20-01-2005, 05:56 PM
Checked under your hat?
:eek:
Rabid1
20-01-2005, 06:39 PM
Did you put your new pants on if so it might still be in your old ones.
defarter
20-01-2005, 06:40 PM
Try to think when was the last time i handled it. :D
Crofty
20-01-2005, 07:12 PM
is it near the g spot?
Don't be stupid, there's no such thing! I do,however know exactly where on the foot one can find the clite- culti -other thingy
God I'm sexy.
RedRobbie
20-01-2005, 07:46 PM
Try to think when was the last time i handled it. :D


well i remember rubbing the smooth shinny bit this afternoon but my hand was cold so i stopped
saxman
20-01-2005, 09:06 PM
did it shrink away from you cos your hand was cold?
Fran
20-01-2005, 09:12 PM
Call the local scouts.They might do bob-a-job-to find-your-knob.... :D
defarter
20-01-2005, 09:20 PM
well i remember rubbing the smooth shinny bit this afternoon but my hand was cold so i stopped


Did you leave it wrapped in tissue by chance :o
memnoch
21-01-2005, 10:25 AM
Just got back from B&Q after buying some door furniture and you guessed it I cant find my knobs .

Any Ideas


can't help wiv yours m8 but I know I tucked mine in my sock earlier.... :p
Doro
21-01-2005, 12:51 PM
knobs....as in plural


well, that's just plain greedy that is



did notice that mem wears really long socks ha ha


right up to his bum


*chortle*

now, my man only wears ankle socks


*snigger*
ninjagal600
21-01-2005, 01:37 PM
did you leave it at the checkout with mary from the dairy?
memnoch
21-01-2005, 01:42 PM
knobs....as in plural


well, that's just plain greedy that is



did notice that mem wears really long socks ha ha


right up to his bum


*chortle*

now, my man only wears ankle socks


*snigger*

Actually, at the time, I'd mistakenly put on my other half's mini trainer sox...

So :p
Sir Ewok
21-01-2005, 07:22 PM
so it just fitted over it and now you've got Athlete's Cock. ;)
RedRobbie
21-01-2005, 08:47 PM
I get the impression that people are not taking me seriousl. Its been over 24 hrs now and no sign of my knob. please help its a lovely knob , just the right size for my hand.
defarter
21-01-2005, 08:52 PM
Sky News, Just in.
Police in Wirral have just said that the search for the missing knob is over after a member of the public found it wondering on the outskirts of town dazed and confused, They would now like to interview the owner in a case involving compulsive Knob Bashing.
The owner a local biker is said to be in secret hidding and is suffering from immense embarassment.
Neighbours say that the curtains are always drawn!!!!
RedRobbie
21-01-2005, 10:25 PM
Sky News, Just in.
Police in Wirral have just said that the search for the missing knob is over after a member of the public found it wondering on the outskirts of town dazed and confused, They would now like to interview the owner in a case involving compulsive Knob Bashing.
The owner a local biker is said to be in secret hidding and is suffering from immense embarassment.
Neighbours say that the curtains are always drawn!!!!

No thats a totaly different knob. I am now concerned that my knob has been siezed by knobnappers . Any time now there will be a ransome note posted. DO I PAY UP AND GET MY KNOB BACK SAFELY ?
Shep
21-01-2005, 10:34 PM
It is quite obvious that your knob has been snatched by space aliens.
Even now, your knob is being subjected to intrusive surgical probing.
When (if) it returns, it will suffer delusions, flashbacks, and paranoia.
It should feel right at home on this forum. :D


Live long and knobber.
Fran
21-01-2005, 10:36 PM
No thats a totaly different knob. I am now concerned that my knob has been siezed by knobnappers . Any time now there will be a ransome note posted. DO I PAY UP AND GET MY KNOB BACK SAFELY ?

I think you could be right.I've heard there is a sinister knobring out there.Your knob could well be getting abused by some pervert right now! :eek:
RedRobbie
21-01-2005, 10:38 PM
Feck me. Dont say that. surely knobrings are just an urban miff?
RedRobbie
21-01-2005, 10:40 PM
P'haps i should post a picture of my knob here
Shep
21-01-2005, 10:42 PM
P'haps i should post a picture of my knob here

If you do that, everyone will say they've seen it, all over the country.
defarter
21-01-2005, 10:42 PM
Can you identify your knob please :D :D
Fran
21-01-2005, 11:00 PM
P'haps i should post a picture of my knob here

OK just a head shot then... :D
Shep
21-01-2005, 11:07 PM
I think your knob may be with Nitrowing's organ.
Bosun
21-01-2005, 11:59 PM
I think your knob may be with Nitrowing's organ.


are you sure it wasnt llost when nitrowing widened his rear passage?